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tom fuckery

@succsatan.bsky.social
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this grundo represents exactly what’s wrong w society

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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This guy was harassing us while we ate Burger King the other day
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LITTLE BABY
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I just bought a butternut squash too!!
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’ve gone to the zoo like 10 times this year and yesterday for the first time ever the PALLAS CAT WAS OUT!!! I almost immediately burst into tears it was so small
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Is that a new strawberry for Monty to destroy
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Strawberry Juliet @beamposter.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
happy anniversary, to all who celebrate
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
you’re living that episode of Fraiser where Martin accidentally brought home a cricket
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Niles' Independent Struggle: Can't Do It Alone
ALT: Niles' Independent Struggle: Can't Do It Alone
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Get off my page
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
when someone I don’t like thinks I give a fuck about what they do but really they’re my
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
guy at gas station: “Headed to work I assume?” me “no I’m going to the zoo”
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
He’s anorexic and you’re putting all his business online w o w
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The hate I feel for Haley #BB28 is so strong I was actually rooting for Melody (my fav) to get the punishment JUST so Haley would immediately know that Melody was picked as Americans fav
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
some guy honked at me bc I wasn’t turning right on red so naturally I continued to wait and then went through the intersection as slowly as possible ONLY once the light was green. like who do you think you are bitch
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
reppin the kraken jersey hell yeah
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
the fact this is still a discourse between grown queer adults is mind boggling to me
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If you think kink doesn’t belong at Pride you’re a fed
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
haley from this season of big brother is one of the most insufferable pick-mes I’ve ever seen #bigbrother
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @elliottjunkyard.northsky.social · 19/07/2026
the "always has been" meme: astronaut 1 says "the point of AI is to take literacy away from the working class?", astronaut 2 says "always has been"
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Why tf would you name your child fletcher it sounds like a noise someone’s making while they throw up
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Be safe!!
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Harkalé Linaï @harkale-linai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
MY FIRST MAGIC CARD HAS BEEN RELEASED A FEW DAYS AGO, WOOOOO! LOOK AT IT! Ahem. What I mean is: Last Light of Durin's Day, Magic the Gathering: the Hobbit, AD: Colin Boyer. I was fangirling a lot when working on that set (...and quite a few others), so I'm so happy I finally get to show my art!
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
having lots of fun in Vegas but I think the best thing that’s happened so far was just getting over 40$ worth of vegan Mexican food for free
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Cat (Snake) Mayo ⚧️ @catmayo.gay · 10/07/2026
🧵: FYI ALL users in Texas are blocked from Bluesky. Not many people seem to be chatting about this! This is extremely unnecessary and is purely for surveillance. This NEEDS to not happen and there NEEDS to be awareness for this type of shit.
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
bird watching
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
angels
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
spent most of the morning crying because the cats will not adjust to each other and I feel so goddamn bad because Snake needs more stimulation and more interaction but he won’t play in the basement he won’t play most of the time upstairs all he wants to do is chase the other cats
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Didn’t have time to even put eyebrows on or make my eyes less puffy before my DOL appointment but I wasn’t worried because I could find annnny info online about them needing a new picture for the enhanced ID but of course they did. Of fucking course they did
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
also everything about the McCaffertys
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Jesse lacy singing: I’m evil, I don’t see women as people, wahhh my life wahhh my life everyone: surely this one won’t be a pedophile
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
horrible people always make the best pop/punk punk/rock because the music is almost always about being horrible and stupid
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're on an earth like planet in summertime. It's beautiful outside, bright green grass, trees, and a river or lake in the background. It's GORGE outside, y'all. We're looking down on Doctor McCoy, in his baby blue uniform. He's standing and holding up a communicator. While normally a grumpy gus, here we see Bones glowing with happiness, simply RADIATING with joy, and sporting a big smile. Closed caption reads, "A real cold Georgia-style mint julep, huh?"
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
happy pride month I’m crying a bunch
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
just learned Part Of Your World was written by a gay man after his college sweetheart died of AIDs?? and then he got diagnosed with AIDs while they were creating the little mermaid
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
and this situation made me want to km$ because PMDD. Like I could have immediately driven into a wall after that
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
instantly started sobbing in my car bc I saw a dog with no eyes being walked and he was holding his little face up toward the sun to feel it on it his fur. even tho he can’t see it anymore
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
yelling “hit that little bitch” At the tv while I watch Little House On The Prairie
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
crying to Southtown by POD cause I’m a real bitch
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I’m tryna get my rocks off to Corey Taylor calling me a dog and telling me to lick his boots but fucking Chris from MIW won’t shut the fuck up
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Absolutely hate that a beautiful clip of Corey Taylor is surrounded by an motionless in white song
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
If you call your credit card company and tell them it’s a predatory business practice not to have any autopay system to extort late payment fees from customers than they’ll refund your late payment fee lol
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Young ensign Wesley Crusher (the boy) sits at a console on the bridge, but he's turned around like he's having a talk with safe and trustworthy adult who has walked up behind him. He looks sincere and earnest, as if it's a 'very special episode of Star Trek.' He's wearing his blue and blue and gold and red and blue again Wesley sweater, which is not a bad look, tbh. Closed caption reads, "drugs can make you feel good."
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I’m the dumbest person alive and opened the wrong type of retirement account to try to pay less in taxes and it’s fucked me over and idk if I’ll be able to fix it by tomorrow so! someone please sh00t me in the head :)
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
THERES ONLY 2 OF THOSE MACHINES IN THE WHOLE PLACE MOOOOOOOVE I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
We need to start putting down old ppl who sit at one machine at the gym for 30 fucking minutes doing 100 reps of nothing
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
“I was kinda hoping that was gonna be it, yknow” after completing a barrel roll and only clearing the surface of the water by 10 feet with no flying experience
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
trying to have a normal day but PMDD has me and then I come across the Sky King audio again and listen to the whole thing
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
PMDD
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
The hate in my heart is growing too strong today I need to be sedated
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
If you’re bored giving ChatGPT a one star rating in the App Store doesn’t take long!
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