tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I’ve gone to the zoo like 10 times this year and yesterday for the first time ever the PALLAS CAT WAS OUT!!! I almost immediately burst into tears it was so small 051
Reposted by tom fuckeryStrawberry Juliet @beamposter.bsky.social · 02/09/2026happy anniversary, to all who celebrate 045942000
tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026when someone I don’t like thinks I give a fuck about what they do but really they’re my 120
tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026guy at gas station: “Headed to work I assume?” me “no I’m going to the zoo” 040
tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The hate I feel for Haley #BB28 is so strong I was actually rooting for Melody (my fav) to get the punishment JUST so Haley would immediately know that Melody was picked as Americans fav 061
tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026some guy honked at me bc I wasn’t turning right on red so naturally I continued to wait and then went through the intersection as slowly as possible ONLY once the light was green. like who do you think you are bitch 030
tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026If you think kink doesn’t belong at Pride you’re a fed 130
tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026haley from this season of big brother is one of the most insufferable pick-mes I’ve ever seen #bigbrother 040
tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Why tf would you name your child fletcher it sounds like a noise someone’s making while they throw up 020
Reposted by tom fuckeryHarkalé Linaï @harkale-linai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026MY FIRST MAGIC CARD HAS BEEN RELEASED A FEW DAYS AGO, WOOOOO! LOOK AT IT! Ahem. What I mean is: Last Light of Durin's Day, Magic the Gathering: the Hobbit, AD: Colin Boyer. I was fangirling a lot when working on that set (...and quite a few others), so I'm so happy I finally get to show my art! 1953697
tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026having lots of fun in Vegas but I think the best thing that’s happened so far was just getting over 40$ worth of vegan Mexican food for free 0100
Reposted by tom fuckeryCat (Snake) Mayo ⚧️ @catmayo.gay · 10/07/2026🧵: FYI ALL users in Texas are blocked from Bluesky. Not many people seem to be chatting about this! This is extremely unnecessary and is purely for surveillance. This NEEDS to not happen and there NEEDS to be awareness for this type of shit. 2216721247
tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Didn’t have time to even put eyebrows on or make my eyes less puffy before my DOL appointment but I wasn’t worried because I could find annnny info online about them needing a new picture for the enhanced ID but of course they did. Of fucking course they did 110
tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 15/06/2026horrible people always make the best pop/punk punk/rock because the music is almost always about being horrible and stupid 110
tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 03/06/2026just learned Part Of Your World was written by a gay man after his college sweetheart died of AIDs?? and then he got diagnosed with AIDs while they were creating the little mermaid 120
tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 27/05/2026instantly started sobbing in my car bc I saw a dog with no eyes being walked and he was holding his little face up toward the sun to feel it on it his fur. even tho he can’t see it anymore 130
tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 26/05/2026yelling “hit that little bitch” At the tv while I watch Little House On The Prairie 050
tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Absolutely hate that a beautiful clip of Corey Taylor is surrounded by an motionless in white song 200
tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 11/05/2026If you call your credit card company and tell them it’s a predatory business practice not to have any autopay system to extort late payment fees from customers than they’ll refund your late payment fee lol 040
tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 14/04/2026I’m the dumbest person alive and opened the wrong type of retirement account to try to pay less in taxes and it’s fucked me over and idk if I’ll be able to fix it by tomorrow so! someone please sh00t me in the head :) 010
tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 31/03/2026We need to start putting down old ppl who sit at one machine at the gym for 30 fucking minutes doing 100 reps of nothing 120
tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 16/03/2026trying to have a normal day but PMDD has me and then I come across the Sky King audio again and listen to the whole thing 111
tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 12/03/2026The hate in my heart is growing too strong today I need to be sedated 020
Reposted by tom fuckeryAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 01/03/2026If you’re bored giving ChatGPT a one star rating in the App Store doesn’t take long! 711970296
tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Megan thee stallion is playing ZIDLER IN MOULIN ROUGE IN HER DEBUT BROADWAY PERFORMANCE????? How…..do I make sure….. I see this…….. IN PERSON…… 030
tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 16/02/2026it feels so dystopian when looking for makeup and you have to find “cruelty” free stuff. like no animal torture pls :) but so much of the other stuff is just Yeah we torture animals :/ sowwy! 040
tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 06/02/2026checking my emails to see when I last ordered papa Murphy’s so I can figure out if it’s morally acceptable to order papa Murphy’s again yet 030
Reposted by tom fuckeryHunterKiller @holybible.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Breaking up with my boyfriend cuz he doesnt have hard green reptile scales on his cock 8725
tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Been waiting for the hip abduction machine for my whole time at the gym and I just walked over a man is using it I got so angry I had to leave the room 120
tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 21/01/2026A customer brought in eggs from his pet quails yesterday and apparently my boss doesn’t like them that much so I took them cause Ethical Eggs and got to eat an egg salad sandwich for the first time in like 6 years and holy fucking shit it was so good 030
tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 20/01/2026I thought I worked 7 - 330 today but we’re actually open till 5 today so itd be till 530 and I don’t think I’m gonna make it :) hahamedia.tenor.coma brown stain on a white background that looks like a paintingALT: a brown stain on a white background that looks like a painting 110
tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 16/12/2025The silence between songs at the gym is hell bc what the FUCK noise did I just hear behind me. pls have some fucking decorum 130
tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 07/12/2025the high I feel from irritating men to the point where they try to insult me but it means nothing bc their opinions mean nothing to me. God. Unmatched 030
tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 04/12/2025heated rivalry is already absolutely killing me already. Gaymedia.tenor.coma green frog is sitting on a chair wearing a blue shirtALT: a green frog is sitting on a chair wearing a blue shirt 110
tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 01/12/2025I just had a And Everyone Clapped moment irl but it was real bc I made a point to extend my arm out of the car to flip off a cyber truck and I looked in my mirror and the guy behind me in traffic was nodding and clapping LMAOOOO 050
tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 27/11/2025can’t stop crying at Teachers Getting Surprised by their students With Xmas Gifts videos 010
tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 25/11/2025listening to Better Than You by cardi b at the gym to shame myself into continuing to workout 110
tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 19/11/2025if you don’t do a mobile orders for drive thrus and make everything take forever I think you should be euthanised 000
tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 13/11/2025my autistic ass realistically will never consistently work a normal job so now I’m researching day trading for when I’m inevitably completely burnt out on SW 120