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tom fuckery

@succsatan.bsky.social
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this grundo represents exactly what’s wrong w society

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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’ve gone to the zoo like 10 times this year and yesterday for the first time ever the PALLAS CAT WAS OUT!!! I almost immediately burst into tears it was so small
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Strawberry Juliet @beamposter.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
happy anniversary, to all who celebrate
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
when someone I don’t like thinks I give a fuck about what they do but really they’re my
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
guy at gas station: “Headed to work I assume?” me “no I’m going to the zoo”
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The hate I feel for Haley #BB28 is so strong I was actually rooting for Melody (my fav) to get the punishment JUST so Haley would immediately know that Melody was picked as Americans fav
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
some guy honked at me bc I wasn’t turning right on red so naturally I continued to wait and then went through the intersection as slowly as possible ONLY once the light was green. like who do you think you are bitch
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If you think kink doesn’t belong at Pride you’re a fed
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
haley from this season of big brother is one of the most insufferable pick-mes I’ve ever seen #bigbrother
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @elliottjunkyard.northsky.social · 19/07/2026
the "always has been" meme: astronaut 1 says "the point of AI is to take literacy away from the working class?", astronaut 2 says "always has been"
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Why tf would you name your child fletcher it sounds like a noise someone’s making while they throw up
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Harkalé Linaï @harkale-linai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
MY FIRST MAGIC CARD HAS BEEN RELEASED A FEW DAYS AGO, WOOOOO! LOOK AT IT! Ahem. What I mean is: Last Light of Durin's Day, Magic the Gathering: the Hobbit, AD: Colin Boyer. I was fangirling a lot when working on that set (...and quite a few others), so I'm so happy I finally get to show my art!
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
having lots of fun in Vegas but I think the best thing that’s happened so far was just getting over 40$ worth of vegan Mexican food for free
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Cat (Snake) Mayo ⚧️ @catmayo.gay · 10/07/2026
🧵: FYI ALL users in Texas are blocked from Bluesky. Not many people seem to be chatting about this! This is extremely unnecessary and is purely for surveillance. This NEEDS to not happen and there NEEDS to be awareness for this type of shit.
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
bird watching
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Didn’t have time to even put eyebrows on or make my eyes less puffy before my DOL appointment but I wasn’t worried because I could find annnny info online about them needing a new picture for the enhanced ID but of course they did. Of fucking course they did
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
horrible people always make the best pop/punk punk/rock because the music is almost always about being horrible and stupid
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're on an earth like planet in summertime. It's beautiful outside, bright green grass, trees, and a river or lake in the background. It's GORGE outside, y'all. We're looking down on Doctor McCoy, in his baby blue uniform. He's standing and holding up a communicator. While normally a grumpy gus, here we see Bones glowing with happiness, simply RADIATING with joy, and sporting a big smile. Closed caption reads, "A real cold Georgia-style mint julep, huh?"
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
just learned Part Of Your World was written by a gay man after his college sweetheart died of AIDs?? and then he got diagnosed with AIDs while they were creating the little mermaid
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
instantly started sobbing in my car bc I saw a dog with no eyes being walked and he was holding his little face up toward the sun to feel it on it his fur. even tho he can’t see it anymore
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
yelling “hit that little bitch” At the tv while I watch Little House On The Prairie
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
crying to Southtown by POD cause I’m a real bitch
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Absolutely hate that a beautiful clip of Corey Taylor is surrounded by an motionless in white song
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
If you call your credit card company and tell them it’s a predatory business practice not to have any autopay system to extort late payment fees from customers than they’ll refund your late payment fee lol
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Young ensign Wesley Crusher (the boy) sits at a console on the bridge, but he's turned around like he's having a talk with safe and trustworthy adult who has walked up behind him. He looks sincere and earnest, as if it's a 'very special episode of Star Trek.' He's wearing his blue and blue and gold and red and blue again Wesley sweater, which is not a bad look, tbh. Closed caption reads, "drugs can make you feel good."
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I’m the dumbest person alive and opened the wrong type of retirement account to try to pay less in taxes and it’s fucked me over and idk if I’ll be able to fix it by tomorrow so! someone please sh00t me in the head :)
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
We need to start putting down old ppl who sit at one machine at the gym for 30 fucking minutes doing 100 reps of nothing
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
trying to have a normal day but PMDD has me and then I come across the Sky King audio again and listen to the whole thing
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
PMDD
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
The hate in my heart is growing too strong today I need to be sedated
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
If you’re bored giving ChatGPT a one star rating in the App Store doesn’t take long!
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Megan thee stallion is playing ZIDLER IN MOULIN ROUGE IN HER DEBUT BROADWAY PERFORMANCE????? How…..do I make sure….. I see this…….. IN PERSON……
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
it feels so dystopian when looking for makeup and you have to find “cruelty” free stuff. like no animal torture pls :) but so much of the other stuff is just Yeah we torture animals :/ sowwy!
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
checking my emails to see when I last ordered papa Murphy’s so I can figure out if it’s morally acceptable to order papa Murphy’s again yet
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HunterKiller @holybible.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Breaking up with my boyfriend cuz he doesnt have hard green reptile scales on his cock
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Been waiting for the hip abduction machine for my whole time at the gym and I just walked over a man is using it I got so angry I had to leave the room
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
A customer brought in eggs from his pet quails yesterday and apparently my boss doesn’t like them that much so I took them cause Ethical Eggs and got to eat an egg salad sandwich for the first time in like 6 years and holy fucking shit it was so good
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I thought I worked 7 - 330 today but we’re actually open till 5 today so itd be till 530 and I don’t think I’m gonna make it :) haha
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a brown stain on a white background that looks like a painting
ALT: a brown stain on a white background that looks like a painting
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
HEATED RIVALRY
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
hockey is woke and gay now
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
The silence between songs at the gym is hell bc what the FUCK noise did I just hear behind me. pls have some fucking decorum
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
the high I feel from irritating men to the point where they try to insult me but it means nothing bc their opinions mean nothing to me. God. Unmatched
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
heated rivalry is already absolutely killing me already. Gay
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a green frog is sitting on a chair wearing a blue shirt
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
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Star Trek IV The Voyage Home scene. Famous workplace buddies Kirk & Spock are standing outdoors, outside some large building (it's an aquarium but you didn't hear that from me) with many background folks coming and going, 1980s clothing everywhere. We have Kirk in uniform and Spock in a white bathrobe with wet hair as if he just climbed out of the water. (He just climbed out of the water) They are talking to a woman, standing with the ocean to her back. 
Pic 1 and 2 on Kirk and Spock, Spock speaking, closed caption reads, "They like you very much, but they are not the hell your whales."
Pic 3 is focused on the woman with the ocean in the background, she looks pissed and skeptical, closed caption reads, "I suppose they told you that, huh?"
Pic 4 now back on Kirk and Spock, caption reads, "The hell they did."Alt in pic 1! Also fun humpback whale fact, they have some of the most complex songs of any animal in the wild!Alt in pic 1! Also fun humpback whale fact, they have three stomachs!Alt in pic 1! Also fun humpback whale fact, their tails in some ways act as their fingerprint and are unique to each whale!
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I just had a And Everyone Clapped moment irl but it was real bc I made a point to extend my arm out of the car to flip off a cyber truck and I looked in my mirror and the guy behind me in traffic was nodding and clapping LMAOOOO
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
ALMOST done cooking after 4 hours 🫡
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
can’t stop crying at Teachers Getting Surprised by their students With Xmas Gifts videos
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
listening to Better Than You by cardi b at the gym to shame myself into continuing to workout
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
@bootskydoo.bsky.social @joouheika.bsky.social
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
if you don’t do a mobile orders for drive thrus and make everything take forever I think you should be euthanised
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tom fuckery @succsatan.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
my autistic ass realistically will never consistently work a normal job so now I’m researching day trading for when I’m inevitably completely burnt out on SW
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