🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It's the ning nang nong where the cows smoke bongs and the monkies all throw poo 000 0
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The party don't start till the contract is signed 010 0
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I got brabags, bags for my bras, which are bags for my boobs 001 0
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Are you craving something juicy? Last week, I quit my job. Then I found out I was the 3rd person to quit in 3 days 😂 010 0
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Age 23: I gotta stop going to bed at 6am Age 33: I gotta stop going to bed at 6pm 000 0
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Moment of silence for impatient penny pinchers 010 0
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Customer: I don't want to pay for a replacement part, there's this place on the other side of the country that will repair it, send it away. Same customer: why is this taking so long? This is not good enough. 110 0
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Coworker: did you hear Hayden Panettiere died from cardiac arrest? Me, thinking: that's tragic, that's how my mum died Me, speaking: all the hot girls die from cardiac arrest Coworker: sorry, what? 000 0
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 13/08/2026There's this hold music I keep hearing that totally slaps It goes da da DA da da da daaaaa da da da da da da da! 010 0
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 10/08/2026New colleage on their first day setting up their monitor: Does this look straight? Me: being straight is overrated Them: what Me: what 000 0
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I do as Cold Chisel told me and I drink wine and feed the dog Wait how does Cheap Wine go again? 021 0
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026They're finally hiring another chick at work. The guys have been joking that I will hate her because durr women fight hurr hurr I'm determined to get on with her like a house on fire. Fuck outta here misogyny 010 0
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Fighting facism with gender neutral language; they hate it! 000 0
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Remind me not to make jokes about climate change at work 130 0
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 21/07/2026To this day, I consider this my best idea 010 0
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Canon event for artists - Family member: wow, that _____ looks like shit -years of practice later- Family member: wow, will you make me a _____? 010 0
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 16/07/2026It's a "desktop destroyer on your boss' LinkedIn page" kinda day 011 0
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 14/07/2026It doesn't matter that I crashed out in group chat, nobody reads my messages anyway 010 0
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I deserve a bonus for each fucking app my work makes me download. I'm up to 6. 000 0
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Who tf put the Catholic Archdiocese in charge of deciding who is safe or not safe to be around kids 000 0
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 16/06/2026It suddenly started raining this evening. The dog went nuts like someome was trying to break in. Good camp dog. 000 0
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Me at the start of the work day today: I'm a genius Me at the end of the work day today: I'm an idiot 000 0
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 24/05/2026If beer before bong is wrong, I don't wanna be right 000 0
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Theres this one song I hear on hold all the time and it's a fuckin BANGER 000 0
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 12/05/20262019: if you eat avocado you are terrible with your money and deserve to die in poverty. 2026: WHY ISNT ANYBODY BUYING AVOCADOOOOOSSSS 000 0
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 04/05/2026"Aww, you'll find a man!" "How fucking dare you wish that on me, you take that back right fucking now" 000 0
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 29/04/2026"Intelligent design" fuck right off why are my ovaries bleeding 011 0
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Apparently she made out with the groom back in high school and she don't give a single fuck Go Abigail 010 0
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Dad: why are you still single? Me: I keep finding guys who treat me like you treated my mum 100 0
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I used to dream about taking my mother's maiden name instead of my dad's name, till I remembered that mum's maiden name is just my grandpa's name 010 0
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 15/04/2026If complaining to God doesn't work, you can convert to Catholicism and complain to God's mum instead 010 0
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Me: you completely own me, master My mortgage broker: please stop saying that 010 0
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Signing up for unfun stuff because I want to do unfun stuff (study) so I can do fun stuff (get money) 010 0
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 11/04/2026A raindrop just landed on my face and I tried to swat it like a fly. I've been in the outback too long. 100 0
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Check it out, this is the hill my mum died on 010 0
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I love that the real redpill is actually HRT 000 0
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Me: my mum was not a celebrity Also me: I got this photo of my mum off google 110 0
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 08/04/2026This is my JAM! How-? Oh right, it's also my playlist. 010 0
