🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It's the ning nang nong where the cows smoke bongs and the monkies all throw poo 000
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The party don't start till the contract is signed 010
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I got brabags, bags for my bras, which are bags for my boobs 001
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Are you craving something juicy? Last week, I quit my job. Then I found out I was the 3rd person to quit in 3 days 😂 010
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Age 23: I gotta stop going to bed at 6am Age 33: I gotta stop going to bed at 6pm 000
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Customer: I don't want to pay for a replacement part, there's this place on the other side of the country that will repair it, send it away. Same customer: why is this taking so long? This is not good enough. 110
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Coworker: did you hear Hayden Panettiere died from cardiac arrest? Me, thinking: that's tragic, that's how my mum died Me, speaking: all the hot girls die from cardiac arrest Coworker: sorry, what? 000
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 13/08/2026There's this hold music I keep hearing that totally slaps It goes da da DA da da da daaaaa da da da da da da da! 010
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 10/08/2026New colleage on their first day setting up their monitor: Does this look straight? Me: being straight is overrated Them: what Me: what 000
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I do as Cold Chisel told me and I drink wine and feed the dog Wait how does Cheap Wine go again? 021
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026They're finally hiring another chick at work. The guys have been joking that I will hate her because durr women fight hurr hurr I'm determined to get on with her like a house on fire. Fuck outta here misogyny 010
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Fighting facism with gender neutral language; they hate it! 000
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Remind me not to make jokes about climate change at work 130
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 21/07/2026To this day, I consider this my best idea 010
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Canon event for artists - Family member: wow, that _____ looks like shit -years of practice later- Family member: wow, will you make me a _____? 010
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 16/07/2026It's a "desktop destroyer on your boss' LinkedIn page" kinda day 011
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 14/07/2026It doesn't matter that I crashed out in group chat, nobody reads my messages anyway 010
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I deserve a bonus for each fucking app my work makes me download. I'm up to 6. 000
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Who tf put the Catholic Archdiocese in charge of deciding who is safe or not safe to be around kids 000
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Me at the start of the work day today: I'm a genius Me at the end of the work day today: I'm an idiot 000
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 24/05/2026If beer before bong is wrong, I don't wanna be right 000
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Theres this one song I hear on hold all the time and it's a fuckin BANGER 000
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 12/05/20262019: if you eat avocado you are terrible with your money and deserve to die in poverty. 2026: WHY ISNT ANYBODY BUYING AVOCADOOOOOSSSS 000
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 04/05/2026"Aww, you'll find a man!" "How fucking dare you wish that on me, you take that back right fucking now" 000
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 29/04/2026"Intelligent design" fuck right off why are my ovaries bleeding 011
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Dad: why are you still single? Me: I keep finding guys who treat me like you treated my mum 100
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I used to dream about taking my mother's maiden name instead of my dad's name, till I remembered that mum's maiden name is just my grandpa's name 010
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Me: you completely own me, master My mortgage broker: please stop saying that 010
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Signing up for unfun stuff because I want to do unfun stuff (study) so I can do fun stuff (get money) 010
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 11/04/2026A raindrop just landed on my face and I tried to swat it like a fly. I've been in the outback too long. 100
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Check it out, this is the hill my mum died on 010
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I love that the real redpill is actually HRT 000
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Me: my mum was not a celebrity Also me: I got this photo of my mum off google 110
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 08/04/2026This is my JAM! How-? Oh right, it's also my playlist. 010
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 01/04/2026No officer, I didn't burn the building down, but I'm pretty sure it was Ben, you should ask him 010
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Who the fuck is Ben and why do people keep sending me emails addressed to him 210
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 31/03/2026I'm not for Sora and Kairi as a ship because I've dated enough guys to know what it looks like when they don't have romantic feelings for you. Girl, you deserve better for yourself 😭 #KH 100
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 30/03/2026If your Big Question in 2026 is "did they fake the moon landing?" I think you need to go find a ball pit to play in and leave the critical thinking to everyone else 010
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I'm not a lawyer but I think voting alt-right should be a tort for civil negligence That's a bit anti-democratic but there's the paradox of tolerance for ya 000
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 19/03/2026I have discovered at the age of 33, thanks to a blood test, that I have hay fever. Somehow, decades of sneezing my head off did not clue me in. 010
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Turns out Neopets is not a TTRPG at all :( 010
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Casual reminder: If you lick the boot, your reward is boot in your mouth 010
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Rimworld atrocities are fun and all, but have you ever bred enough chinchillas to crash your game? 120
🥞 Pancakes 🥞 @subtropicalpancake.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Yeah you're fine and all but I literally have Neopets older than you 100
