That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Our neighbor wanted to give my wife some persimmons and this is how it was communicated to me… 120
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026As it turns out, there are hundreds of math tutors explaining concepts on Youtube, and that is how we survived. 020
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026As it turns out, we are playing on the same day as Robert Plant at Hardly Strictly Bluegrass, and they’ll never be able to take that away from me. Come see us, Sun, Oct 4th at 12:35 PM in Golden Gate Park, then go see Robert Plant of Led Zeppelin (wut!) at 4:30. And a whole bunch others. 120
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Solemnly meditating on the 25th anniversary of a historical event… The release of @tmbg.bsky.social’s Mink Car album. 220
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Fun that I get to do this again! (Play bass for Miko at Hardly Strictly Bluegrass - Oct 2-4 - Golden Gate Park - San Francisco - hella FREE!) 010
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Hell yeah! South Bay! We’re #1! We’re #1! 020
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Ya boy got sunburnt before the Yoshi’s gig. 😳 010
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 25/07/2026After seeing my kid in Into the Woods two nights in a row, I had a hunch that I googled… 010
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Instructions on how to get into the Airbnb out in the middle of the woods 3 hours north outside of Mendocino for the festival we’re playing at this weekend. Certainly, we’re not going to get murdered. 010
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Babe! Quit your job! The lawsuit money came through! 010
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Anyway, June is crazy. Come see a Miko Marks show. June 6 - Minneapolis Rodeo June 12 - Point Richmond Sumer Concert Series June 19 - Great American Music Hall, San Francisco June 29 - Yoshi’s, Oakland 121
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I would maybe want to see Nas & The Roots, but otherwise completely disinterested in the whole summer line-up at my local amphitheater. I hear a lot of hate for Shoreline, but we’ve got our parking/walk-in methodology worked out, and I do enjoy chillin on the lawn at shows. 000
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Got an amazing sleep score last night because my sports watch thought I was asleep when I was playing video games from 10 PM - 1 AM. 110
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 18/05/2026I cooked a white dude’s decent attempt at pescado veracruz tonight, and my cat was aggressively interested in sharing my dinner. 020
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I filled out the annual medical update form for my dental cleaning tomorrow and at the end it prompted me to upload a file and I was trying to think what would be the funniest thing that I could upload that wouldn’t get me in trouble or hurt anyone’s feelings. The teeth tweet. 010
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Little blurry boy out in the neighborhood. 010
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Get by with a little help from my friends, etc, etc… 010
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Hi, Thanks for reaching out to me on LinkedIn dot com. Question: What the fuck do any of those words mean? Thanks! 010
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Like, why did this take me an entire day to work out? (Psychic damage is the answer, I think) 010
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 19/04/2026All of this nonsense is on Insta, but why don’t I bother you, as well? The Dogcatcher album that I’ve been working on for 6 years is coming out this Friday. We printed up some vinyl. It’s arrived, and we’re shipping orders as soon as they come in: Dogcatcher.bandcamp.com 010
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 08/04/2026It is nap on the couch time for every cat and teenager in our house. 010
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Playing at Yoshi’s in Oakland (a notable jazz club) next week, and then have an album release show the week after. Wonderful time to injure my hand while meal prepping. (I’ll be aight) 120
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Can anybody tell me what the fuck is going on here? 000
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Anyway, here’s Wonderwall… distrokid.com/hyperfollow/... 010
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Zoë DOES NOT cuddle. What is happening? 010
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Reading the news. Listening to some tunes. 010
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Chaperone! (180 high school choir/orchestra students) 110
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Nobody reads this shiz, so this’ll be the first place that I post that “Sober Me”, the first new release from my band Dogcatcher in 8 years, is live on most streaming sites. Expect more promotional nonsense on IG etc in the morning. 140
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 16/02/2026If you’re in the Bay Area, we’re doing a monthly residency at Yoshi’s in Oakland with @mikomarks.bsky.social starting on April 15th. We’d love your support! Join us! Tix & info: yoshis.com/events/buy-t... 031
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Can always count on Ramon for sage advice. 000
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Zoë the cat doing some product placement. 021
