That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Our neighbor wanted to give my wife some persimmons and this is how it was communicated to me… 120
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The other night I ate a weed gummy (as the prophecy foretold) and went to the laundromat and went for a nice long walk and brought the laundry home and both the laundry and I were feeling nice and toasty. And THEN my kid announced that they needed my help understanding their Algebra II homework. 251
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Musician I have played with in the past: Aw man, I really wish you were playing this gig with us next weekend. Me: So… why didn’t you ask me to? That’s step one, right? 030
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sure, George Harrison had enough backlog of unrecorded songs when the Beatles broke up that he was able to release an outstanding triple-album. But can we be real? Have you heard the third disc? Ain’t nobody listening to that third disc. 010
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Downfall of capitalism/American Empire update: They’re closing the Starbucks across El Camino from where we live. If Starbucks isn’t making it, none of us are. 010
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I never noticed until tonight how similar the songs “Her Majesty” and “They’re Red Hot” are in both song style and structure, as well as their placement and function as album closer for their respective albums “Abbey Road” and “Blood Sugar Sex Magik”. In this essay, I will… 020
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Fun in financing your own album (Dogcatcher edition): After paying out all of the digital and vinyl and streaming money plus a small profit from ticket sales of our album release show… We’re only at -$3000 now! (Total cost of having the album mixed professionally and pressed to vinyl ~$5000) 100
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Me: Oh cool, look. They added Robert Plant to Hardly Strictly. Will probably be a completely different day and stage and time slot from us. My friend: You’re opening for Led Zeppelin. End of story. 140
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The amount of AI generated banners, let alone actual products, at our local Art & Wine festival is extremely disconcerting. 120
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Playing Ocarina of Time with shitty graphics. As God intended. 030
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Solemnly meditating on the 25th anniversary of a historical event… The release of @tmbg.bsky.social’s Mink Car album. 220
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Indiana Jones & the Quest for Stevie Wonder Tickets 110
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The sun is setting and it is still 92°. 110
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Me texting a band leader/videographer back in March: Hey, I’ve got an album release show in April. Can I pay you to film the show? Videographer: I’ll call you tonight! ::never calls me:: 110
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Fun that I get to do this again! (Play bass for Miko at Hardly Strictly Bluegrass - Oct 2-4 - Golden Gate Park - San Francisco - hella FREE!) 010
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Do NOT approach me with a clipboard in a public park. 020
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I love that for one album, and one album only, Bob Dylan was like “I wanna sing like Kermit the Frog.” 010
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The worst. Wordle 1,899 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 020
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I’ve been working in Salesforce on a nearly-daily basis for the last 7 years as a MarTech consultant. Why the fuck does Salesforce export dates in a different format than it requires for import? 020
Reposted by That Funky MonkeyRolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton's family asked that, in lieu of flowers, fans make a donation to the singer's Imagination Library. Here's what the charity does ⬇️ www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...rollingstone.comTurning Pages: Inside Dolly Parton's Imagination LibraryCore team of 15 staff and thousands of volunteers and partners help the country-music philanthropist deliver books to kids around the world. 128190498288
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026There should be a San Francisco Bypass Freeway that connects 280 in Daly City directly to the Golden Gate Bridge. 230
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I love it when a plan comes together, falls apart, and comes together again. 010
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 14/08/2026At the show: 400 people with their phones up filming everything The next day online: ::crickets:: 010
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Random lady after our show: You guys are the best band that’s played here all summer! Us: 😃😃😃 Random lady: Your originals are amazing, but we think people would dance more if you played more covers. Us: 😒😒😒 010
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I’ve lost a bunch of weight over the last two years and now apparently 3 beers at a show is Too Many Beers®️. 010
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Hell yeah! South Bay! We’re #1! We’re #1! 020
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I have a lot of thoughts about The Grateful Dead, but none of those thoughts would endear me to the greater Northern California jam-band festival community, of which I find myself frequently playing in front of. 120
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Hey @thebandcake.bsky.social ! Why is Fashion Nugget on Spotify the “clean” version of the album? Where are my f-bombs? open.spotify.com/track/3qJgBi...open.spotify.comNuggetCAKE · Fashion Nugget · Song · 1996 010
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Milos family double-feature: Saw The Odyssey in the theater, then watched O Brother Where Art Thou at home. 10/10, would epic journey again. 010
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Update: Flipped a piece of salmon wrong and splashed hot cooking oil all over my already burnt face. Cool! 000
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Guys, I never stopped eating lettuce, and I just have the normal amount of diarrhea. (So much) 010
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Ya boy got sunburnt before the Yoshi’s gig. 😳 010
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Is announcing a show 5 hours before it starts considered a promotional best practice? Asking for a promoter that’s been putting on shows for over 30 years. 110
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 25/07/2026After seeing my kid in Into the Woods two nights in a row, I had a hunch that I googled… 010
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 23/07/2026They played a Chic-Fil-A ad before the theatrical showing of Hadestown. A musical. A MUSICAL! “Homophobic” said my queer teen. 110
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Amidst all of the ticketed events that we’re obligated to promote, there is a free show near where I grew up that no one is promoting. Not even the promoter… Should be fun to play an (almost)-hometown thang on a Sunday afternoon to no one. 110
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 19/07/2026We had a very thoughtfully planned second set for day 2 of the festival but once we got up there and started playing, it was clear that the people just wanted to dance. So, we played all the same songs we played the day before. No one seemed to notice or care! 010
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Last night I dreamed that I physically assaulted a well-known lawmaker (whom some say may already be dead). It was satisfying. 020
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Instructions on how to get into the Airbnb out in the middle of the woods 3 hours north outside of Mendocino for the festival we’re playing at this weekend. Certainly, we’re not going to get murdered. 010
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Wordle just making up words now, I guess. 020
That Funky Monkey @subsonicmonkey.bsky.social · 08/07/2026It’s too bad that Mitch McConnell isn’t alive to see the political obstructionism caused by Mitch McConnell’s death. He would have loved it. 020
