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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Golden retrievers really are just no thoughts all vibes.

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Don’t make me advocate for return to office

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

KLM is the best airline for kindest employees and most pleasant experience even in delays and problems.

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Ok hear me out. Airbnb turo whatever but mix it with shelter animals. Foster a dog or cat while on vacation. You get a pet to love on and share the city while you’re there, pets get a vacation from the shelter.

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Happy Fourth of July in a RATM kinda way not a Toby Keith kinda way

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Misgendering cishet jackasses is my small contribution to society. Watching them upset is a purely selfish side benefit

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Upset a Man because he didn’t understand why calling me a misandrist wasn’t an insult. Silly sweet simple minded species those boys are.

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Still surreal not to have Sunday scaries even the Sunday after a vacation and even 3.5 years into the job.

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Lucky for us this is only a snippet of my day/night. I may be aging but I am not losing my touch

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Like having a purse full of tortillas at a Tyler Childers concert?

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Just received devastating news at work. Turns out this IS my circus and these ARE my monkeys.

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Bees are the only thing that could further complicate this scenario. Could you lower your voice before the universe hears you?

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Kicked off my week with what can only be described as a situation a bar examiner couldn’t even fathom in their wildest dreams.

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

So my most recent hyper fixation is watercolor painting and I am NOT an artistically inclined human so please understand my excitement at being able to produce anything remotely resembling a painting

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

The guy next to me on this flight kept nodding off and startling awake when he fell over and laid on me until about the 8th time when he finally stopped startling awake and just full on fucking laid on me. Sir. What in theeeee ever loving HAIL.

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Don’t worry I brought my own

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

I’m at the bookstore. I’m at the champagne bar. I’m at the combo bookstore champagne bar.

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

The ADHD Waiting for an Appointment So I’m Stuck loop except the appt is back to back trips for the next week. Not ideal.

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

No no no display it proudly this is a good scary. These are the women you do not mess with 😂

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

I can open a bottle of wine with a boot. I’m assuming I can add myself to the list of women to fear. Although I think that was true for a variety of reasons before the boot wine factor

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

See how I knew what she’d say and let her get there on her own time? Very mindful. Very demure.

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

When my best friend told me “oh I just DIY” I was like JESUS CHRIST LADY

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Women who terrify me in the best way (and should scare you too): - women who wax their own hoohah - Tahoe moms - moms who drive yukonXLs (different from Tahoe moms) - Pilates instructors - girlies who trap and rescue strays/feral animals/random wildlife I’m sure there’s more I’m forgetting.

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Giving Nug a purse is a similar outcome to giving a raccoon a purse. Full of trinkets, shiny things, snacks, and a few items she stole from me.

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

My unhinged gallery wall includes dukes mayo art, an oil painting of a grilled cheese, a Taylor swift poster, my favorite Van Gogh print, and a smattering of random things I found at various antique spots 😂

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

My office is an angled ceiling attic situation and I painted the whole thing hunter green and made an unhinged gallery wall behind me and I LOVE it

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

It’s time to bring back Lilith fair. 2026 female rage edition.

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

I am feeling great!! Healing way faster than anticipated!

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Can’t spell team without Me!

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

The English language no longer has a cognizable meaning

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

You are required to be nice to be sir

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Sorry. Can’t relate. I do not dream of labor.

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

How come no other countries seem to be interested in forced regime change, kidnapping insane leaders, nation building, rescuing people under a bananas regime? WHERE ARE OUR HOBBY BUDDIES COME ON

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

BLAW! This is not very chill of you

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

This golden retriever really is the physical embodiment of a brain dead tornado.

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

And safer than any other female at this moment!

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Mentally preparing myself for another round of enraged disappointment at whatever “prestigious” firm opens its arms to house her in her new private sector endeavors.

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Fully elective and vanity driven lol first post op appt today went well and I am under the care of these two and the half a brain cell they share

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Why did they select this as the daily outing for the memory care patients?

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Yes yes I had some surgery but I am doing well!

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

These two derps have no medical training whatsoever but they are confident that post operative care involves zero personal space

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