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Res[sica]

@subnomnomnom.bsky.social
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Labor & Employment Law. Golf. Mom to Nugget & Bubba. Keeper of Sadie and her squishy highness. Retired litigator. In-house counsel. Coastal grandmother. Nap dresses. Rosé. Normal Swiftie. Moderately unhinged. Predictably basic. Almost always insufferable.

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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Golden retrievers really are just no thoughts all vibes.
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
KLM is the best airline for kindest employees and most pleasant experience even in delays and problems.
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Ok hear me out. Airbnb turo whatever but mix it with shelter animals. Foster a dog or cat while on vacation. You get a pet to love on and share the city while you’re there, pets get a vacation from the shelter.
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy Fourth of July in a RATM kinda way not a Toby Keith kinda way
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Misgendering cishet jackasses is my small contribution to society. Watching them upset is a purely selfish side benefit
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Upset a Man because he didn’t understand why calling me a misandrist wasn’t an insult. Silly sweet simple minded species those boys are.
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Still surreal not to have Sunday scaries even the Sunday after a vacation and even 3.5 years into the job.
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Just received devastating news at work. Turns out this IS my circus and these ARE my monkeys.
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Kicked off my week with what can only be described as a situation a bar examiner couldn’t even fathom in their wildest dreams.
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
So my most recent hyper fixation is watercolor painting and I am NOT an artistically inclined human so please understand my excitement at being able to produce anything remotely resembling a painting
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The guy next to me on this flight kept nodding off and startling awake when he fell over and laid on me until about the 8th time when he finally stopped startling awake and just full on fucking laid on me. Sir. What in theeeee ever loving HAIL.
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I’m at the bookstore. I’m at the champagne bar. I’m at the combo bookstore champagne bar.
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The ADHD Waiting for an Appointment So I’m Stuck loop except the appt is back to back trips for the next week. Not ideal.
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Women who terrify me in the best way (and should scare you too): - women who wax their own hoohah - Tahoe moms - moms who drive yukonXLs (different from Tahoe moms) - Pilates instructors - girlies who trap and rescue strays/feral animals/random wildlife I’m sure there’s more I’m forgetting.
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Giving Nug a purse is a similar outcome to giving a raccoon a purse. Full of trinkets, shiny things, snacks, and a few items she stole from me.
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
It’s time to bring back Lilith fair. 2026 female rage edition.
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The English language no longer has a cognizable meaning
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
How come no other countries seem to be interested in forced regime change, kidnapping insane leaders, nation building, rescuing people under a bananas regime? WHERE ARE OUR HOBBY BUDDIES COME ON
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This golden retriever really is the physical embodiment of a brain dead tornado.
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
And safer than any other female at this moment!
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Must be nice
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Mentally preparing myself for another round of enraged disappointment at whatever “prestigious” firm opens its arms to house her in her new private sector endeavors.
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
These two derps have no medical training whatsoever but they are confident that post operative care involves zero personal space
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Oh I would really love to hear Donnie hop in and give his 2 cents. Just really add some pizazz to this circus ass nonsense.
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Did this guy drink after RFK jr? Same fork in a garbage disposal thing going on.
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Listening to oral arguments is really good for my imposter syndrome but also some people really need more imposter syndrome.
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Behold, the mom spritz CC @mattmarcotte.bsky.social
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I HATE to DNF a book. Like I will muscle and sludge through at my own peril. But I’m really teetering with Motherthing. Someone tell me it gets better because right now I absolutely cannot.
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
It is nap dress preseason.
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Nug just said “you play ball like a BOY” as an insult My work here is done.
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
ATF -> DOL/OSHA Farmer
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The world is a Shitshow but patio weather still makes me feral
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I’m actually so sick of oscillating between maybe it’s perimenopause while I’m sweating through the night (even though my labs say no) but maybe it’s pmdd when I’m miserable and manic for a week every month or maybe it’s just the general collapse of the world around us. Either way I’m fucking tired.
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I regret to admit that I have become a classical Pilates snob. I’m not proud of it but you can’t just slap Pilates on the sign and magically make it so, and the history and origin of the practice is so fascinating and important to understanding why it works.
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Went hiking to enjoy the sounds of nature* *My kids arguing about who should apologize first for laughing at the other tripping over a tree branch
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Shits bleak but this angel is perfect
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
My best friend and I found out our daughters aren’t on the same softball team for the first time (2 seasons together, this is the third) and frankly do these coaches not take into account MY feelings?! What about MY commitment to no new friends???? THIS IS RUINING MY LIFE
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
$86 of Taco Bell seems excessive unless you consider the fact my favorite cheesesteak place AND Waffle House were both closed
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Sometimes you just have to excuse yourself to the bathroom to find a Cookie Monster costume
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Well of all the bullshit I’ve seen from posting my unfiltered thoughts to the maga masses of FB/instagram, this message from someone I barely know who I met 10 years ago at a wedding and haven’t really spoke to since was so encouraging.
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Error Coram Nah, B @errorcoramnobis.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
It's not just ICE. It's Greenland. It's WHO. It's the Epstein files. It's the Board of Peace. It's the investigations against Walz, Comey, James. It's Maduro and Venezuela and the oil. It's the weaponized FCC. It's the tariffs. The CDC. The PRWORA guidance. Shut him down.
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Conservative instagram is gonna give me an aneurysm tonight.
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I realize posting invites response, and so I brought this on myself, but I am seething with rage at this interaction. My original post on my story
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I’ve been accused of law school making me a liberal. Like yeah, learning the law and constitutional law and how things are supposed to work and then seeing it completely fucked sideways did in fact radicalize me????
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Have you ever seen anything more cozy squishy majestic
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
So … are we at guillotine yet or …?
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
4 yo asked me to wipe his butt and he said “it’s a stinky one mom but don’t worry lots of famous people have someone wipe them”
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Working for a company that closes for 2+ weeks at the holidays makes a night and day difference in my stress levels and ability to be fully present with my family throughout the holidays. More than an out of office, my inbox is silent because everyone is doing the same thing❤️
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Res[sica] @subnomnomnom.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Do you ever just see a wreath and think yeah this belongs on my head?
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