External Tangents @subjimminal.bsky.social · 02/01/2025I made this daily word game a while back: word-worms.com 243
External Tangents @subjimminal.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Steve talks about Dry January and everyone’s all supportive and encouraging, but as soon as I mention Wet Feb it’s all “that’s gross” and “please stop saying that” and “stay away from my kids.” 0333
Reposted by External TangentsJ. R. Tracy @jrtracy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024If you see this, post your favorite Pokémon. 1224
External Tangents @subjimminal.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Just put the Bluesky app where the Twitter app used to be on your Home Screen and let muscle memory take over. 812220
External Tangents @subjimminal.bsky.social · 08/03/2024Barrel-aged rum negroni after 10 days. It kinda just tastes like a slightly milder negroni. Gonna keep it in there another week at least. 🥂 040
External Tangents @subjimminal.bsky.social · 27/02/2024I aged some Wray and Nephew for 4 weeks in a new charred oak mini barrel. Just drained it and put the final product in the vintage grenadine bottle after. It got so much color added from the barrel, and it went from super funky unaged to super oaky and spicy. Next up will be a mai tai with it. 130
External Tangents @subjimminal.bsky.social · 03/09/2023Flying my Thin Parrothead Line flag at half mast for the next week. 040
External Tangents @subjimminal.bsky.social · 04/08/2023ACAB includes anyone who flips over when going down that tube slide 020
External Tangents @subjimminal.bsky.social · 27/07/2023Karaoke, except instead of volunteering and picking the specific song and doing it on stage, the week before you go to karaoke someone just secretly records you singing along to a song when you think nobody’s around and then at the karaoke bar they show the video to everyone. 020
External Tangents @subjimminal.bsky.social · 24/07/2023Obama as a clarified piña colada milk punch: Umm let me be clear 020
External Tangents @subjimminal.bsky.social · 18/07/2023I did everything right and they indicted me (several times) 020
External Tangents @subjimminal.bsky.social · 15/07/2023Back to tiki/rumposting, via a visit to Three Dots and a Dash. - IDLE HANDS (Banana Clarified Barbados & Jamaican Rums, Super Banana Cordial, Lime 2.0) - POBLANO ESCOBAR (Blanco Tequila, Mezcal, Poblano Pepper, Lime, Pineapple) 110
External Tangents @subjimminal.bsky.social · 10/07/2023Being rich is not having to stress about getting every last bit of toothpaste out of the tube before you throw it away 020
External Tangents @subjimminal.bsky.social · 10/07/2023*obama being hired in retail* uhhh…let me cashier 040
Reposted by External Tangentsdustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 01/07/2023i love new twitter 9615103
External Tangents @subjimminal.bsky.social · 07/07/2023Me: (sets dishwasher to “heated dry” mode) The Dishwasher: you fool. you absolute imbecile. you really think I’m not going to leave little water puddles on every concave surface? laughable. 010
External Tangents @subjimminal.bsky.social · 07/07/2023if you eat lunch before noon you are either a child or a psychopath, I’m sorry 120
External Tangents @subjimminal.bsky.social · 06/07/2023People on Threads: Wow it’s great! Just a flood of content with no ads or spam! Threads: We only have one feed, you can’t control what content appears in it, and it’s full of brands and celebrities 020
External Tangents @subjimminal.bsky.social · 05/07/2023“You must never feel badly about making mistakes, as long as you take the trouble to learn from them. For you often learn more by being wrong for the right reasons than you do by being right for the wrong reasons.” 041
Reposted by External TangentsExternal Tangents @subjimminal.bsky.social · 05/07/2023The secret to a life well-posted: Post like nobody's watching, no drafts just hit publish. Repost like nobody’s following, like as if likes aren’t public. 1333
External Tangents @subjimminal.bsky.social · 05/07/2023It’s a Wednesday but I’m doing my morning time theft like it’s a Monday, baby 010
External Tangents @subjimminal.bsky.social · 04/07/2023Today I’m wearing a red shirt, blue shorts, and white shoes to represent the flag (of Serbia) 000
External Tangents @subjimminal.bsky.social · 02/07/2023Did a blind tasting of four wildly different lightly aged rums: - St Augustine: disappointingly strong ethanol smell and taste - Probitas: balance of Jamaican funk and Barbados well-roundedness - Clairin Casimir: briny and incredibly notable green olive - Papa’s Pilar: insanely sweet and syrupy 130
External Tangents @subjimminal.bsky.social · 01/07/2023Merchant’s Reserve Mai Tai with an OFTD float to kick off the weekend 🍹 000
External Tangents @subjimminal.bsky.social · 30/06/2023Made a daiquiri with Stade’s Beach Vat #1 rum tonight 010
External Tangents @subjimminal.bsky.social · 24/06/2023The Purge but it’s just white collar crimes like insider trading 000
External Tangents @subjimminal.bsky.social · 24/06/2023Me: Then why would you have that sign? Host at “Bottomless Brunch” restaurant: I explained to you last week that the sign is not about pants, sir 000
External Tangents @subjimminal.bsky.social · 15/06/2023using your popular account to try to get followers for your alt: 0283
External Tangents @subjimminal.bsky.social · 15/06/2023Your Honor, I’d like to plead Not Guilty, whenever you get a chance. No rush! Please let me know if you have any questions, thanks! 010
External Tangents @subjimminal.bsky.social · 14/06/2023being able to include line breaks in the Description on your profile page is why Bluesky will win 000
External Tangents @subjimminal.bsky.social · 14/06/2023The Chipotle bag said the chips were “lovingly crafted,” but at first glance I though it said “lovecraftian” and got excited 000
External Tangents @subjimminal.bsky.social · 14/06/2023Them: what’s your favorite kind of bean? Me: 010
![Two panels. The first shows Lucille Bluth from Arrested Development saying “While it's an absurd situation, it's still tragic that real people are experiencing this.”
The second says “[Earlier that day]” and shows Lucille Bluth saying “I don’t care if any billionaires die.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uvxj3p3gfaza4k7r2rf5kbj4/bafkreib4jqoxawzoga4qhvz5lv6ucial66tsfuqgu2wjrqytzo7ylnej3u)
