𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 12/06/2026static.klipy.comRocket Raccoon Reacts to WolverineALT: Rocket Raccoon Reacts to Wolverine 000
𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 27/04/2026With a begrudging groan, Rocket did bump the fist offered. “Work, actually. You guys have a Seraskian running around this city, one who has a pretty big bounty on their head.” 010
𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 26/04/2026media.tenor.coma picture of a raccoon with the words skibidi flarkin sigma on the bottomALT: a picture of a raccoon with the words skibidi flarkin sigma on the bottom 120
𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Sounds like your pronouns are Scud/Hole. 000
𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 12/03/2026+ checking corners and any blind spots. Where were they? 000
𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 12/03/2026+ overcompensation levels of power. The raccoon moved quickly, claws prying the door open and shutting it behind himself, trying to limit the light and noise he sent into the warehouse. The soon-to-be-dead-man was here. He stepped quietly, moving through the aisle with practiced diligence, + 100
𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 12/03/2026+ time to see the door of the warehouse shutting, the target slinking in. “Flarkin’ hell!” He grumbled, stowing his gear and hopping down the tree. Moving with the quickness of someone who had just missed what he had been waiting hours for, Rocket drew his blaster, the weapon expanding to + 100
𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 12/03/2026A snap of a branch, drawing Rocket’s attention to the space behind him… and the aim of his sidearm. Eyes darted from branch to branch, the feeling of being watched making every hair stand on end. Nothing. As Rocket reluctantly turned his attention back to the warehouse, it was with just enough + 100
𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 07/03/2026+ eyes against the macrobinoculars and back against the tree as he watched the door of the warehouse. 000
𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 07/03/2026+ Get rid of this mystery man, one way or another… A job was a job and action was action. Besides, he could probably snag a few valuable looking things from the warehouse once he was done. So, with a long sigh, Rocket resigned himself to continue sitting in the canopy of the tree, + 100
𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 07/03/2026+ been told. So, that’s why Rocket found himself here, waiting for his mystery target to show up. The group that had hired him, buncha stuck-up pricks known as the Yurani, had grown tired of dealing with whoever this pain-in-the-ass was. Hiring Rocket was their way of washing their hands of it. + 100
𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 07/03/2026+ get used to the silence. He had to. The alternative was to go insane, and if he was going to do that, he would’ve done it when the group first got together. But now? The galaxy was peaceful… or as peaceful as one could hope. The conflicts that arose didn’t need the Guardian’s… or so Rocket had + 100
𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 07/03/2026+ themselves no crunching of sticks as Groot meandered through the halls, no humming as Quill fought back the urge to sing along with the tunes that seemed to run through the Terran’s head even when his music player was off. There was no denying it: Rocket was alone. He’d eventually + 100
𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 07/03/2026@galacticoutlaw.bsky.social Rocket hated the quiet. Only a few hours ago, while the Warbird II had drifted towards his destination, things had been silent, holding a distinct lack of the background noise he had grown used to. There had been no sharpening of blades as Gamora and Drax prepared + 110
𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 23/02/2026//: make him or suffer my cursemedia.tenor.coma cartoon of a monster with the words " or suffer my curse " below himALT: a cartoon of a monster with the words " or suffer my curse " below him 110
𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 22/02/2026… You look like a flarkin’ nabble got ahold of you and ripped you to scud. 000
Reposted by 𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ𝐽𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝐾𝑒𝑛𝑡, 𝑆𝑢𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑛 @legacyofsteel.bsky.social · 20/02/2026𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑡𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑙𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝐹𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 22219
Reposted by 𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟくるくりかえす @secondhandvanity.bsky.social · 17/02/2026we’re all monsters now, but that doesn’t mean we can’t choose what kind of monster we are. 002
𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 15/02/2026It’s Valentine’s Day. Here’s to you, Lylla. 100
𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Somebody shoves me anywhere, they’re losin’ their head. 000
𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Why the flark are you letting people pin you to a wall? Just shoot ‘em? 100
𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 08/02/2026media.tenor.coma cartoon of a werewolf in a blue and red outfitALT: a cartoon of a werewolf in a blue and red outfit 010
𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 07/02/2026media.tenor.coma picture of a cat in a steampunk costume is surrounded by gears and clocks and says picmix at the bottomALT: a picture of a cat in a steampunk costume is surrounded by gears and clocks and says picmix at the bottom 000
𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Can somebody shut their shark up? 010
𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 30/01/20267: He has definitely taken off from a planet and purposely left Quill on it. 010
𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 30/01/20266: He has definitely taken off from a planet and forgotten one of the Guardians on it. 110
𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 30/01/20265: His favorite Terran show is Say Yes to the Dress. He will never admit it. 100
𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 30/01/20264: He has chronic back pain due to having a metal spine. It gets worse on cold planets or stormy planets. 100
𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 30/01/20263: He 100% has jettisoned some of the other guardian’s belongings while they slept. Someone got Quill a drum set and it was gone by the next day. 100
𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 30/01/20262: Egg McMuffin’s are his big fav and he consistently comes back to Earth to get them. 100
𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 30/01/20261: Rocket is afraid of doctors / med exams and needles. It brings back memories that he usually tries to forget about. 100
𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Stolen, like most of Rocket’s goodies. 190
𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol. And maybe a few drugs. 000
𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Is he always this big of a downer? 000
𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 27/01/2026“BECAUSE I’LL BE ON THE FLARKIN’ SHIP.” He shouted, practically lifting off the ground with the rage in that little body. “So, when I tell you that I’m just stopping by to make repairs, that means I’M MAKIN’ FLARKIN’ REPAIRS.” 100
𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 27/01/2026+ too. Old didn’t mean unstoppable. It just meant you had more practice had hiding your vulnerabilities. “Anyone ever come back out of it?” 100
𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 27/01/2026“So, the energy, does it go into the pocket dimension as well or is that just a friendly little jail to let those who oppose him rot?” It wouldn’t be easy. Flark, it wouldn’t be hard. It would be impossible to kill this thing. But it should’ve been impossible to kill Ego and that scudhole was old + 100
𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 26/01/2026+ form of radiation. Little waves that pass through things. Most cultures know them cause they can cook food. And the good news is, they ain’t the kind of radiation that’ll make you grow a third arm.” 010
𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Well, apparently he was a school teacher now. Great, lovely. Nothing better than a bunch of snotty kids running around. Turning his attention back to his Cosmic Yarn Amplifier, Rocket picked up a wrench and a his headlamp. While he worked, attention on the device, he spoke, “Microwaves are a + 100
𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 26/01/2026+ probably goes without saying,” he remarked, beginning a list labeled ‘Things We Know.’ “It’s been making your chances of winning this a lot slimmer.” Exhale. Breathe, Rocket. Think. “So, it eats suns. What does it feed on on when suns aren’t an option?” 100
𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 26/01/2026+ here a while so make yourself comfortable. Things like that flarkin’ dragon learn from their mistakes, their failures. If a plan worked before, it won’t work again. So, every time you lot have been throwin’ fighters at it, all that’s happening is it’s getting smarter, stronger. And, this + 100
𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 26/01/2026“Whatever’s the strongest.” He spread the pages out, beginning to plot his information in his mind. “And I’m gonna need every ounce of info you got on this skudstain: plans you’ve tried before, failed or not; where it lives, where it goes; weaponry you got, weaponry it’s got. We’re gonna be + 100