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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ

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❝ 𝘞𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘰'𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘳𝘩𝘺𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘚𝘮𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘚𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘯. ❞

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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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Rocket Raccoon Reacts to Wolverine
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
With a begrudging groan, Rocket did bump the fist offered. “Work, actually. You guys have a Seraskian running around this city, one who has a pretty big bounty on their head.”
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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a picture of a raccoon with the words skibidi flarkin sigma on the bottom
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Sounds like your pronouns are Scud/Hole.
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
@galacticoutlaw.bsky.social Rocket hated the quiet. Only a few hours ago, while the Warbird II had drifted towards his destination, things had been silent, holding a distinct lack of the background noise he had grown used to. There had been no sharpening of blades as Gamora and Drax prepared +
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
… You look like a flarkin’ nabble got ahold of you and ripped you to scud.
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𝐽𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝐾𝑒𝑛𝑡, 𝑆𝑢𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑛 @legacyofsteel.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑡𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑙𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝐹𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢.
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くるくりかえす @secondhandvanity.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
we’re all monsters now, but that doesn’t mean we can’t choose what kind of monster we are.
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
It’s Valentine’s Day. Here’s to you, Lylla.
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Somebody shoves me anywhere, they’re losin’ their head.
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Why the flark are you letting people pin you to a wall? Just shoot ‘em?
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
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a cartoon of a werewolf in a blue and red outfit
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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a picture of a cat in a steampunk costume is surrounded by gears and clocks and says picmix at the bottom
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Ugh, another day on this rock.
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Can somebody shut their shark up?
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Stolen, like most of Rocket’s goodies.
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
The bar. Lead the way.
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol. And maybe a few drugs.
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
See? Being a downer.
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Tell that to Deadpool.
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Is he always this big of a downer?
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
“Correct. He’s stupid because he doesn’t listen.” The kid was sorta getting it. “Plus, I’m pretty sure cosmic rays microwaved his brain.”
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Then you better unsneeze it cause I’m not gonna sit in the snow.
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
It’s so flarkin’ cold out my tail has frost.
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
What the flark is Bitcoin?
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
“Oh? And how does a human learn? Cause I got a terran like you on my ship and I’m pretty sure he’s never learned a thing in his flarkin’ life.”
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Pass the bottle then.
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Hell, Rocket was wrong. They do got something in common!
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
“Who the flark are all these people?”
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
“HE,” Rocket corrected, hands held behind his back. “He learns by experience and by listening to what I say.”
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Jeez, kids were hard to please. “‘Cause, kid, the tree is the most reliable one outta all of them. Big, tough, and doesn’t ask me a buncha stupid questions.”
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
“Hey now, I might not have parents but I got a family. Family is who you choose. In my case, it’s a giant tree and a buncha flarkin’ humanoid morons.”
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
He’s awake. His fur is matted on his cheek.
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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two cats are sitting on a white couch and one is looking at the camera
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Some of us are tryin’ to sleep. STOP MAKIN’ SO MUCH NOISE.
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
The question caught him off guard, eyebrows raising slightly. “No. Are you sad?” Another half-lie but one he refused to linger on.
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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a girl in a red dress is standing next to a blue stitch
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
He’s asleep with his head on his workbench, a little puddle of drool forming by his cheek.
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
“They make meds for that?”
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Someone mentioning taxes.
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
And he’s here to not give his money to a buncha flark knobs.
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
“HA. I ain’t gonna pay taxes.”
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
“You don’t say.” God, if he was in a room with Quill and this guy, he’d probably end up throwing himself out a window… or airlock. Whatever the closest path to death was.
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
“Do you just say words or does your brain—. Y’ know what, nevermind.”
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
“You sure yer mouth doesn’t outweigh all of that?”
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
“…why do the Avengers put up with you?”
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
“This ain’t a flarkin’ vocabulary problem. This is a ‘your words don’t mean anything, you’re just sayin’ them’ problem!”
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𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.ᐟ @subject89p13.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
“That’s what Quill says too. And you know what, I don’t believe it from him either.”
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