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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸

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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Playboi carti forgot to put his verse on twin trim
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
It’s really a fashion show on monster hunter wilds
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Now I gotta upgrade my gear. Mf had me running for my life. I just noticed that the seeing stars animation is gone from monster hunter. 👏🏼👏🏼finally I fainted though I was starting to think the game was just gonna be easy
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I spoke too soon the Rey Dau giving me a run for my money already fainted twice
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I can honestly say the monsters are slightly easier than years before on monster hunter
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Even though I missed out on the Best Buy drop I was able to order 151 in store 🙏🏼
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I have a gambling addiction (bought 4 packs of cards this week alone)
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Dark thoughts by lil tecca
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I collect yugioh cards, but my brother pulled this out of a pokeball I got from Work. We ain’t know if it was anything worth much. The art work just looked fire asf so we both got hyped
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Pilots are going on strike
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
T-minus 10 days
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Managed to get two without paying resell for my gf. She shall be pleased indeed
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I had a guy come up to me at the register at work with a list of SKUs or item numbers associated with pokemon cards….. I don’t remember pokemon being this serious
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
We leaving by boat
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I had to pay resell on a prismatic mystery box and the poster collection but I managed to get some prismatic tins for my gf
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I know the pokemon hype was real when my gf started wanting pokemon cards. (She only wants the cute cards)
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
My gf and I saw this movie. Whole time I’m thinking is gonna be a horror movie even though they said rom com. It was very funny. I give it a solid 8/10
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Ape escape… such a classic
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I saw this one guy wearing a “PCA” hoodie at my job and I was just thinking nah this can’t be what I think it is and I asked and he was like yup it’s from Zoey 101 and he happened to be a producer on the last season of the show
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
The fact that they got ranked goonin on a 🌽 site is crazy
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
If you see this, post robot
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I saw the first two twilight movies with my gf and I could honestly say I see why the first movie was meme worthy. Second movie we saw in theatres and it was hard to watch. This man jacob gotta do better
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I honestly wanna know what the things kit is gonna be…. It’s gonna be clobbering time
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I was waiting for somebody to say the simpsons predicted the Super Bowl win or the halftime performance
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
When you got this type of money you are never ugly- uzi
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Kanye over here tweetin like it’s “09 Twitter”
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I come home after my shift and psn is down…. Just my luck😭😭
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Kanye trynna prove a point in the most bizarre way as usual 🙃
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
If Kendrick don’t say something during the halftime show while Donald is there he sold out
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Boycott the nfl
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Rip Shein and Temu packages
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I miss Stan Lee cameos in marvel movies
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
La fitness just called me fat. They gave me a 1 week free trial 😭
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Triple H set up speed like how teddy long used to put people up against Kane undertaker or big show
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
According to a tiktoker MAGA now means “Mexicans Ain’t Going Anywhere “
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
John cena getting eliminated by jey uso….. nahhhhhh
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Bruh somebody asked me if a location was east or west of an area. I’m Christopher Columbus when it comes to directions
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Chicken little was right after all.
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
The world must be coming to an end cuz console wars are ending well with the Xbox and PlayStation
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
The American nightmare
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Instead of coming to America for a better life people are going to start leaving to other countries
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
If all these countries decide to strip America of all their different resources, the only thing America is going to have left is slavery
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
We’re gonna be like SpongeBob when he forgot his name
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I need to make a list of all the stuff we won’t have cuz of all the tariffs. This is just so much. I feel like America is just gonna implode on itself at this point
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Greenland is threatening to no give us access to legos anymore
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Train bus car boat. that’s how we traveling in 2025
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