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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸

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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Playboi carti forgot to put his verse on twin trim
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
It’s really a fashion show on monster hunter wilds
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Now I gotta upgrade my gear. Mf had me running for my life. I just noticed that the seeing stars animation is gone from monster hunter. 👏🏼👏🏼finally I fainted though I was starting to think the game was just gonna be easy
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I spoke too soon the Rey Dau giving me a run for my money already fainted twice
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I can honestly say the monsters are slightly easier than years before on monster hunter
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Even though I missed out on the Best Buy drop I was able to order 151 in store 🙏🏼
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I have a gambling addiction (bought 4 packs of cards this week alone)
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Dark thoughts by lil tecca
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I collect yugioh cards, but my brother pulled this out of a pokeball I got from Work. We ain’t know if it was anything worth much. The art work just looked fire asf so we both got hyped
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Pilots are going on strike
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
T-minus 10 days
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Managed to get two without paying resell for my gf. She shall be pleased indeed
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I had a guy come up to me at the register at work with a list of SKUs or item numbers associated with pokemon cards….. I don’t remember pokemon being this serious
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I had to pay resell on a prismatic mystery box and the poster collection but I managed to get some prismatic tins for my gf
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I know the pokemon hype was real when my gf started wanting pokemon cards. (She only wants the cute cards)
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
My gf and I saw this movie. Whole time I’m thinking is gonna be a horror movie even though they said rom com. It was very funny. I give it a solid 8/10
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I saw this one guy wearing a “PCA” hoodie at my job and I was just thinking nah this can’t be what I think it is and I asked and he was like yup it’s from Zoey 101 and he happened to be a producer on the last season of the show
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
The fact that they got ranked goonin on a 🌽 site is crazy
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
If you see this, post robot
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I saw the first two twilight movies with my gf and I could honestly say I see why the first movie was meme worthy. Second movie we saw in theatres and it was hard to watch. This man jacob gotta do better
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I was waiting for somebody to say the simpsons predicted the Super Bowl win or the halftime performance
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
When you got this type of money you are never ugly- uzi
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Kanye over here tweetin like it’s “09 Twitter”
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I come home after my shift and psn is down…. Just my luck😭😭
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Kanye trynna prove a point in the most bizarre way as usual 🙃
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
If Kendrick don’t say something during the halftime show while Donald is there he sold out
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Boycott the nfl
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Rip Shein and Temu packages
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I miss Stan Lee cameos in marvel movies
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
La fitness just called me fat. They gave me a 1 week free trial 😭
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Triple H set up speed like how teddy long used to put people up against Kane undertaker or big show
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
According to a tiktoker MAGA now means “Mexicans Ain’t Going Anywhere “
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
John cena getting eliminated by jey uso….. nahhhhhh
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Bruh somebody asked me if a location was east or west of an area. I’m Christopher Columbus when it comes to directions
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Chicken little was right after all.
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
The world must be coming to an end cuz console wars are ending well with the Xbox and PlayStation
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
The American nightmare
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Instead of coming to America for a better life people are going to start leaving to other countries
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
If all these countries decide to strip America of all their different resources, the only thing America is going to have left is slavery
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
We’re gonna be like SpongeBob when he forgot his name
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I need to make a list of all the stuff we won’t have cuz of all the tariffs. This is just so much. I feel like America is just gonna implode on itself at this point
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Greenland is threatening to no give us access to legos anymore
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Train bus car boat. that’s how we traveling in 2025
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
WWE is more popular than basketball
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Safe to say I have a fear of flying now
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
The Mr beast games are revealing people’s true colors ( I’ve only seen clips)
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
If they made wwe2k games like how they made svr games they would be worth buying. The story, the rosters, the match types, the music were all great. 2k needs to do much research
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𝓢𝓾𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓸 @suavecitorico.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
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