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StardewVanana

@stylishmileage.bsky.social
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• Yapping Banana • Nintendo Enthusiast • ADHD Crafter • Unapologetic Millennial Swiftie • Banana’s Version •

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StardewVanana @stylishmileage.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
My mind immediately recalls: I have no one to talk to about this.
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StardewVanana @stylishmileage.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I wish I could watch the Barbie movie again for the first time.
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StardewVanana @stylishmileage.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I am so embarrassed for the people who bought the Kate Spade for target merch for resale. Like the wicker strawberry handbag was $45 and yall have it listed on posh for $125? Goooooo fuck yourselves loll 🖕🖕 #target #katespade
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StardewVanana @stylishmileage.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I will keep saying it. Tanking the economy means already rich people can buy stock, land and businesses at a discount. This is on purpose. By the rich, for the rich. #eattherich
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StardewVanana @stylishmileage.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Thinking about offering preorder services for my qualifying Nintendo online account since I’m not going to use it. What would a good rate be? It will take time and effort to get it all lined up & times are hard so can’t do it for nothing. My nookazon reviews will attest to my trustworthiness lol
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StardewVanana @stylishmileage.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Not with that cast. So sorry
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StardewVanana @stylishmileage.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
This is proof that not paying for corporation’s bad things makes them stop producing bad things. We vote with dollars every day.
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StardewVanana @stylishmileage.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
They said the vibes are criminally bad
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Beekeepers sound the alarm over historic bee die-offs
Beekeepers are sounding the alarm over the dramatic spikes in honey bee die-offs.
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StardewVanana @stylishmileage.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I have no one to talk to about how much I love Lil Nas X.
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StardewVanana @stylishmileage.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
When I run for Mayor, I’m going to replace all confederate monuments with statues of Meg Thee Stallion.
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StardewVanana @stylishmileage.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I’ve watched Fallout through so many times and I’m still pointing at the screen every time we meet Codsworth
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StardewVanana @stylishmileage.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Doing… what though? 🧐
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StardewVanana @stylishmileage.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
My tv has gone on this screensaver hundreds of times but I never once realized the little starfish is face down, ass up.
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VictoriousYankee @victoriousyankee.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I can’t believe ‘Keeping Up With The Insurrectionists’ got a second season.
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StardewVanana @stylishmileage.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Ayo @Apple when do we get the guillotine emoji?
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
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StardewVanana @stylishmileage.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I didn’t delete my x, just abandoned it. Not worried about anyone hacking it, since I can’t even get back into it.
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Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
RIP TikTok. It should’ve been Twitter
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Nina Turner @ninaturner.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
❌Medicare for All ❌Banning congressional stock trading ❌Getting money out of politics ❌Voting rights ❌Reproductive rights ❌College for All ❌Universal childcare ❌Criminal justice reform ❌Housing for All ✅Banning TikTok
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StardewVanana @stylishmileage.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
This is a billionaire hate account now. We’re rebranding.
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StardewVanana @stylishmileage.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
The worst energy on the planet
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StardewVanana @stylishmileage.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Share widely.
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StardewVanana @stylishmileage.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Why couldn’t people with businesses affected sue every senator and representative that signed the TikTok ban in congress in civil court for tortious interference, or civil conspiracy?
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StardewVanana @stylishmileage.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
To delete or avoid:
A list of Mark Zuckerberg owned companies.
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StardewVanana @stylishmileage.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Then goodbye Zuck owned apps. Good luck with your stock price and sold soul. 👌
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StardewVanana @stylishmileage.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Morgan wallen sampled Relax, Take it easy by Mika and that makes me irrationally mad.
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StardewVanana @stylishmileage.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Watching Leave the World Behind.
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StardewVanana @stylishmileage.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Finished “La Palma” and I would never let that girlie fly on a plane ever again.
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
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StardewVanana @stylishmileage.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Guess he’s not going with the muppets idea.
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StardewVanana @stylishmileage.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Looking like Hack Jarlow.
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momo ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ 🧸 @crossingmomo.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Everything’s going to work out in my favor ✨✨ Everything’s going to work out in my favor ✨✨ Everything’s going to work out in my favor ✨✨ Everything’s going to work out in my favor ✨✨ Everything’s going to work out in my favor ✨✨
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StardewVanana @stylishmileage.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Starting “Buy Now” I’m positive I’m gonna hate this but also need to hear it. Smh
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StardewVanana @stylishmileage.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
All these years later and I still want Cillian and Rachel to go back and make the unstoppable rom com Red Eye could have been lol.
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StardewVanana @stylishmileage.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
My brutally honest ADHD 2025 goals that I’ll only share anonymously on the internet go like this: 1. Shower AT LEAST every other day. 2. Read an actual book 3. Get rid of half of everything I own.
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StardewVanana @stylishmileage.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Nbsfuo/
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united health is streaming everywhere #sInGerSoNGwrIter #OrigInaL #COunTrY #folk #peace
TikTok video by Welles
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StardewVanana @stylishmileage.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Cut my own hair at home so we are either exiting a year long major depressive state or entering a brand new era of instability!
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an elderly woman is sitting in a chair and holding a cup and says well what can i say
ALT: an elderly woman is sitting in a chair and holding a cup and says well what can i say
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
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StardewVanana @stylishmileage.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
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a man in a white tank top walks down a street with the words okay here we go again below him
ALT: a man in a white tank top walks down a street with the words okay here we go again below him
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StardewVanana @stylishmileage.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
These price drops give me the same dopamine rush as a good Black Friday sale and I don’t even take any of these drugs.
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StardewVanana @stylishmileage.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Moonfall - I think it could have been good if they cut the entire plot line of the “evacuation” on the ground & fully explored the alien/moon/machine. I see what they wanted to do but the ground stuff cheapened the syfy outrageous. It ended up being Day After Tomorrow vs. Silent Hill in Space.
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StardewVanana @stylishmileage.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
The only time I ever joined Joja Mart for the community center route, I didn’t make it an in-game week before I restarted it out of shame. #StardewValley
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StardewVanana @stylishmileage.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I love scooters coffee so much. When I say I hate capitalism, I’m never talking to you bb
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StardewVanana @stylishmileage.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 13/12/2024
#Fallout wins Best Adaptation #TheGameAwards
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StardewVanana @stylishmileage.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
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StardewVanana @stylishmileage.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
The deepest shade of green flag & me too broski. Except the gym part.
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
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StardewVanana @stylishmileage.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
@microsoft.com I need help. I traded a phone to Xfinity and now I can’t access my extremely established primary email account without the Authenticator app that was on the other phone. I have every piece of identification you could ever want but can’t get to anyone via support. PLEASE HELP
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