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NomNomNomChomsky

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 14h
I finally understand that late stage capitalism is everything being bought by a holding company that ruins a business and hopes it still makes money through pre-purchase market capture.
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 19h
Obligatory_30rock_Lemon_wednesday.gif/garbagefile
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That magician has so many fingers. No wonder why he’s so good at sleight of hand.
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Crazy that’s someone who thinks harsh rhetoric undermines trust in the court, and is not because of mistrust in the court, managed to pass the logic portion of the LSAT
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is essentially having AI masturbate to porn for you.
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Unless the next Democratic candidate for president has a solution to our Sun problem I’m not voting for them in the primary and refuse to support them in the general.
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ll send you a teacher friend in Astoria.
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Better that than them playing doctor and sending you a $30k bill because they're out of network.
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We can have both!
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The former chair of the Brooklyn Democratic Party is continuing with the illegal nonsense. Now in violation of a court order. I’m starting to think maybe she’s worried about folks opening up the books when she’s out of power and seeing something she doesn’t want seen.
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just got a cold email from DoorDash offering to pay me to record myself gardening so they can train robots. I'm going to make $1000 digging a hole so they can invent a backhoe.
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every NY Times voter panel always feel like they’ve recruited 10 Sideshow Bobs surrounded by rakes
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can’t even fathom the ratfuckery that will unfold on Nov 4th when there is a Dem wave. We’re going to be discussing the most obscure corners of election law they will try to manipulate to hold on to power. There are admin positions you haven’t even heard of that will be doxxed for signing forms.
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tweeeasy would be more appropriate
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What’s the term for Theodicy but instead of “bad things happening” it’s “really stupid people existing”
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I used to go to a vet who had a van in Bushwick, and to save money, I would go to the van instead of having the van come to me. That was pretty decently priced.
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Based on Bluesky, it looks like AI Slop is going to win the 2028 resistance lib vote
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That robot went on to cure cancer after the fight
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shark Tank should have someone do AI ad-libs for every pitch. Just jump in like flava-flav after someone shows off their new sock design “Make It AI”
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Make it AI and I’m certain you can get a million for that idea.
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For a second I thought Wheel of Fortune got super difficult
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
💯! I’m also dreading the current crop of fascists being morally laundered through academia. Everyone’s posting that they need to be sent to the ICC, while I’m certain they’ll end up at Ivies.
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah the fact that he got a job in academia after authoring one of the most insidious legal memos of the Bush era really supports the burn it down argument. I had forgotten how irate that fact had made me.
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I honestly believe if Zohran visited the zoo and got a photo with the new snow leopard cub, the internet might melt @mayor.nyc.gov ny1.com/nyc/bronx/ne...
ny1.com
New snow leopard cub makes debut at Bronx Zoo
Visitors can see Sarka at the zoo’s Himalayan Highlands habitat.
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mankind was never meant to harness the power of deep frying. That’s why the gods smite anyone who deep fries too much. Either through a heart condition or a turkey related fire.
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
😍😍😍 New baby snow leopard at the Bronx Zoo is too cute. Say hi to Sarka!
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New Yorkers on Instagram: "The Bronx just got a new resident, and she’s adorable 🐆 Sarka, the Bronx Zoo’s newest snow leopard, was born May 31st to parents Dari and Moutig. She’s the 8th snow leopard ...
5,855 likes, 99 comments - newyorkers on September 30, 2026: "The Bronx just got a new resident, and she’s adorable 🐆 Sarka, the Bronx Zoo’s newest snow leopard, was born May 31st to parents Dari and ...
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's like a 10 year old boy trying to reenact the first scene of Patton
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Beware of the coming Singeularity
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Breaking: Schmitt is now claiming Jack Smith colluded with Tish James while attending a Rangers baseball game at their home stadium Madison Square Garden in February 2023
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s usually a fancy guy whose into shoes. Past two Popes have been kind of an exception www.messynessychic.com/2018/02/07/t...
messynessychic.com
The Truth Behind the Pope's Ruby Red Slippers
The Truth Behind the Pope's Ruby Red Slippers - Indie Shopper - Messy Nessy's
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When I was young, we didn’t have AI nostalgia slop mainlined into our algorithm. All our nostalgia was fed to us by a network called VH1 in 30 minute increments by official experts from The State
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
America’s official AI chatbot agrees that Trump is the biggest loser in American history
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sorry, this might be a deep cut. I’m not a weirdo (beyond obsession with local politics) www.thecityreporter.nyc/2026/09/09/b...
thecityreporter.nyc
The Battle for the Brooklyn Democratic Party Goes to Court
Judge Jill Epstein is expected to rule soon on the validity of a vote that ushered in rule changes designed to keep party boss Rodneyse Bichotte Hermelyn in power.
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Goodnight mommy
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Goodnight Mommy
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve got a few questions for the patients lawyer (if they had one). What is the context in which your doctor is your POA?
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reading current events also makes me consider The Cube, and how much I’d like to imprison folks in the current administration in one
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I for one think that Barbie taught us that America hungers for more movies about existing toy IP
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maybe the ABA should also mandate legal Morals in addition to legal Ethics.
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Have they started that up yet in time for the midterms? I think it only runs from October-early November on conservative news networks.
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh I have both Diabetes and ADHD. I am the expert you've been looking for!
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As you may surmise, I'm very excited about the return of Bake Off.
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fair. But not nearly as much as the strawberry. Raspberries sweetness are why I think it make the platonic ideal of a macaron (strawberries don't even come close). But for cake fillings and frostings, raspberries are to damn sweet!
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I fear you have been deceived by the Driscoll Industrial Complex into believing strawberries are large berries with a flavorless white pith that takes up 2/3rds of the berry. I love raspberries but strawberries have a sour balance to their sweetness that cannot be topped.
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Directed by Amy Holden Jones and written by feminist writer Rita Mae Brown, author of Rubyfruit Jungle
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Slumber Party Massacre.
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The theme song is so good! I don’t like to idealize my youth, BUT theme songs from then were pretty great.
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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fancy Cat
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