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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 3h

I honestly believe if Zohran visited the zoo and got a photo with the new snow leopard cub, the internet might melt @mayor.nyc.gov ny1.com/nyc/bronx/ne...

ny1.com

New snow leopard cub makes debut at Bronx Zoo

Visitors can see Sarka at the zoo’s Himalayan Highlands habitat.

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 13h

Breaking: Schmitt is now claiming Jack Smith colluded with Tish James while attending a Rangers baseball game at their home stadium Madison Square Garden in February 2023

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 22h

When I was young, we didn’t have AI nostalgia slop mainlined into our algorithm. All our nostalgia was fed to us by a network called VH1 in 30 minute increments by official experts from The State

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

America’s official AI chatbot agrees that Trump is the biggest loser in American history

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Maybe the ABA should also mandate legal Morals in addition to legal Ethics.

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Directed by Amy Holden Jones and written by feminist writer Rita Mae Brown, author of Rubyfruit Jungle

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This needs to be made into a video game right away.

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

How dare you impugn this man’s integrity

Ben Aflek trying to have it all and failing

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Boroughs are very different than neighborhoods. It is derived from medieval burg, which were fortified walled cities within a larger municipality. And each NYC borough has a heavily defended fortified wall except Staten Island, which has a moat.

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The sun never sets on the Zohran Empire

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

So he’s just the hot dog meme now?

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I would pretend I lost my life savings on a trump memecoin pump and dump but still support him 100%. So spend half the time despondent about my personal situation being the direct result of the president scamming, and the other half talking about how great he’s doing.

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I think after the midterms we’re going to learn he’s actually been dead for 3 months

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only)

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Logan Huntzberger really was Rory's worst boyfriend.

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

In 2060 the next Zohran Mandani will run a campaign leaning in to retro AI slop signage to signify authenticity

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Everyone always hates the new guy on the boondoggle factory line when he comes in excited and ready to work.

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Really hoping NY Times top show on their 100 list is Bluey, just because online discourse will be so funny. Like an inverse Jeanne Dielman.

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Jay Hightman @jay.hightman.org · 23/09/2026

And he is working on making New York City streets safer for bicyclists and pedeatrians. This is important to me, for my daughter Robyn was killed there doing bicycle messenger work.

bicycling.com

Robyn Hightman Found a Life on Bikes. In an Instant It Was Gone.

The miraculous and tragic story of a life transformed by cycling

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I get that this looks like an anus (see Community S2E4) but that’s no reason to call it a Sex Tile!

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

From the unaired Bojack Horseman finale where he dies after having a stroke

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Wow, Donny Hathaway! Picked this up on a lark and am blown away.

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Yes. Staten Island is technically northernmost Florida.

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Perhaps your not familiar yet with my AI model, DMXLLM

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

In the future, they’ll build a gateless leopard park in every neighborhood, so everyone can have a chance to have their face eaten.

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

US Heated Rivalry spinoff called Arch Enemies, about two snipers who fall in love working atop the arch for different branches of the alphabet soup gestapo

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

According to string theory, the dimensions above 3D experience compactification, so a 12D theatre would just involve infinitesimally small dimensions you wouldn't notice, unless your terrified of Calabi-Yau manifolds.

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Clearly a face hugger. I’ve never seen a more obvious alien plot to take over the body of a world leader.

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I subscribed today. So should you. I figured if I keep finding myself reading your articles, and being informed rather than angered by them, you deserve my money

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Gabby’s Dollhouse spinoff shouldn’t be about dogs. It’s should be called Gabby’s Dorm Room and should be about Gabby attending Hilman college

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I’m just an unfrozen caveman legislator. I don’t know anything about regulating these complex companies that funded my reelection campaign. I’m still amazed by fire.

static.klipy.com

Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer: I Don't Know!

ALT: Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer: I Don't Know!

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This is awesome. My daughter, a huge fan of the Kod Kod, is very excited.

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Impressed as fuck with me. Shockingly disappointed in the country I inhabit. Maybe a little surprised I didn’t move to Canada.

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Fuck it, they should just hunt for Unicorns as well. They have all that money they cut from cancer research. Why not spend it looking for magical creatures?

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Another reason not to try the latest fitness trend.

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Data centers would be a lot more popular if they just added well-paying jobs with benefits that were just turning giant wooden wheels attached to the sides of data centers.

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The problem with solipsists is that their mere existence (to themselves) is a heroic act. Because when they die, this all goes away.

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I guess the whole "Died by suicide" stigma-free language thing goes out the window when the NY Times wants to pain a colorful picture of a brooding poet.

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Fred Roger’s is famous for his quote about looking for the helpers after a disaster. And Israel as a policy does this as well. It’s called a double tap strike and it’s a war crime.

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

War criminal at large, responsible for the death and torture of countless civilians, releases book of his paintings of those who, unlike him, didn’t avoid prison.

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Alexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I have had some great teachers in this life, and she was the one who taught me what I could call the survival techniques to being a writer. I wouldn't have made it this far without her. I'm grateful to her, for her. Rest in peace, Annie.

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

They’re saying ad revenue is declining so fast, they can’t even afford to Rent the Libs.

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I was terrified that headline meant they were arming Flock cameras so they could shoot people trying to break them

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NomNomNomChomsky @stusherman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Binochet Hermelyn appeal hearing tomorrow

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