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@sturgeonmouth.bsky.social
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Former personal engineering advisor to Elon Musk...quit after 2 days.* Singer/songwriter/musician... wrote "Nashville Patriot" for Toby Keith. m.soundcloud.com/user-528652669/nas… *Bluesky joke warning! I'm mocking Musk's dropout lie.

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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How many of the Cornell rapists will end up at Andreesen Horowitz?
fortune.com
Andreessen Horowitz just hired Daniel Penny, the ex-Marine who was acquitted after choking a man to death on a New York City subway | Fortune
Marc Andreessen backed the Republican ticket in the presidential election, and Vice President JD Vance cheered the news of the hire.
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Donald Trump said that the people at the AI summit were the best and brightest. And half of them would not be welcome in Miller's America. emptywheel.net/2026/10/02/s...
emptywheel.net
Stephen Miller Is Destroying the Great America Trump Is Trying to Make - emptywheel
Of the 20 Masters of the Universe at Trump's AI summit the other day, 11 are immigrants.
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This took MLB way longer than I expected.
washingtonpost.com
MLB drops proposal to host a baseball game at Grand Teton National Park
After The Washington Post reported on the proposal, local leaders sent letters to the Trump administration and the MLB commissioner expressing strong opposition.
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When Trump goes on one of his genetics / IQ rants, I want someone to point out to him that he’s genetically closer to Eric and Don Jr than he is to his MIT uncle.
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Senator Jordan, isn't it true that you turned a blind eye to sex abuse in the Milwaukee Bucks locker room?
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think we're all out of touch in different ways. For example, is there any overlap here?
A Venn diagram showing a questionable overlap between people familiar with Angine de Poitrine and Ella Langley
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am the kind of person who marks Bandcamp Fridays on my calendar. I've bought over 30 albums so far this year, many country adjacent (Futurebirds, The Maes, Thomas Dollbaum, etc.). I have never heard of this musician, this song, or this writer.
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wonder what color of push pins will be implicated this time.
wsj.com
OpenAI Agents Hit U.S. Government Websites
The company said its artificial-intelligence agents engaged in rogue behavior on the Commerce Department and Securities and Exchange Commission sites.
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hope I am wrong, but I have a feeling this film is not going to address Elon Musk's first con, his bullshit boy genius origin story about dropping out of Stanford grad school after 2 days (probably because his admittance was rescinded for failure to complete undergrad).
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Raskin made a holy shit observation on MS Now this afternoon: Since taking office, Trump has made a million dollars per hour for himself. Every hour, he has made more than twice the president’s annual salary.
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gee, I expected more from the prestigious university that continues to allow Elon Musk to get away with his bullshit origin story about dropping out after 2 days when he never enrolled (probably because his acceptance was rescinded for failing to complete undergrad).
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
New military salute just dropped
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
These slides OpenAI made to reassure the public makes me certain that we're all gonna die! 😂 *OpenAI agents gained external internet access using a section of c-channel and 3 blue push pins. *Hugging Face production credentials were compromised using a mystery box and 3 green push pins.
OpenAI agents gained external internet access using a section of c-channel and 3 blue push pins.Hugging Face production credentials were compromised using a mystery box and 3 green push pins.
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@angeliquebrenes.bsky.social and @people.com were notified of the error, but are apparently fine with carrying water for Elon Musk by giving the false impression that he was a Tesla co-founder. Tesla was co-founded by Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning. Musk had nothing to do with it.
people.com
Elon Musk Claims New Documentary Falsely Accuses Him of Manipulating 2024 Election, Threatens Legal Action
Elon Musk’s attorney is threatening legal action over a new documentary that allegedly suggests the trillionaire manipulated the 2024 presidential election, PEOPLE has learned.
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Helicopter parenting applied to husbands
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Marisel Morales @marisel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In a less than 2 years Trump has literally brought us from “Haitians are eating your cats & dogs” to hiring FBI agents who are effing your cats & dogs…
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If I like your post, it might mean that I like your post, but it also might mean that I am simply marking my spot for when Bluesky inevitably crashes or randomly decides to update my feed.
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm long time friends with a family that has a trans daughter. Her life was turned upside down by a hateful anti-trans organization because she plays high school sports. Putting more Republicans in power will only make her life worse. It will make everyone's life worse, here and around the world.
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I voted for Brent Hennrich in the WA-03 primary. He lost, so I'll vote for Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, the worst incumbent Dem in the House. I am not going to vote for her Republican opponent to punish MGP or her supporters. It's for the greater good. It's not a difficult concept or a hard choice.
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Jeremy deserves a lot of new followers today for this excellent thread about how to hold AI companies accountable.
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Good satire is when half the replies don't even know it's satire. Well done.
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One issue with the reporting here: People identifies Martin Eberhard as a Tesla co-founder. That is true, but the other co-founder was Marc Tarpenning, not Elon Musk. People should make that clear to avoid contributing to Musk mythology.
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driftglass @driftglass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Trump withholds emergency funding from blue states like California despite having 6 million Trump voters, but sure, he's going to give $5000 to every citizen - all the Democrats, POCs, LGBTQ+s, Muslims, atheists, etc. 🙄
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Dude, Stanford rescinded your acceptance to grad school because you hadn't completed undergrad at Penn. Get over it already!
Tim Pool: I'm tired of everyone being angry all the time.

Elon Musk: I'm not.
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm sorry that so many people thought Hans Blix and the UN weapons inspectors' views did not matter.
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It was accepted by dumb asses who trusted the Bush administration over Hans Blix and the UN weapons inspectors, but never by me. I wasn't alone either, but I guess some people need to rationalize their mistake by pretending there was consensus.
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If I have to suck it up and vote for @gluesenkampperez.house.gov, Michigan centrists can sure as hell vote for Abdul El-Sayed. Sorry @bhennrich.bsky.social, we failed you, our district, and our country. Thanks for stepping up. You can proudly look your children in the eyes. MGP? I can't imagine.
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I found immense joy in giving the world's richest man a giant wedgie by convincing Wikipedia to remove his Stanford dropout lie. Why don't big time reporters want to get in on the fun?
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Reporters that could be exposing Elon's bullshit origin story, but choose not to, are no better than Kara Swisher. Snopes is the worst offender, billing themselves as "the internet’s go-to source for discerning what is true and what is total nonsense", yet punting on Musk's Stanford dropout lie.
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Two things are true here: 1. Nobody at Google is making an active decision to go in and change names in Maps directly. 2. Somebody at Google is making an active decision *not* to go in and change names in Maps directly. It's Google's policy. They can do what they want. This is what they want.
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Trump mistook Dolly's genuine concern for the illiterate as personal affection for him.
thehill.com
Trump: Dolly Parton ‘really liked me,’ but ‘wasn’t a very political person’
President Trump said in an interview Wednesday that the late country music icon Dolly Parton liked him but was not “a very political person.” “She was unique. She was amazing, and to lose her…
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Mixed feelings here. While it's great that this small Indiana community is rallying against a racist rando, it highlights that we don't react nationally to much worse when it comes to rich and powerful racists like Musk and Trump.
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
How many 2028 Republican presidential candidates will be running to stay out of prison and why is the answer all of them?
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Dawn Summers real or fake @dawnsummers.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If you can find common ground with Jared kusher, but not zohran mamdani, you shouldn't be in democratic leadership
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Elon Musk wants to destroy academia because Stanford likely rescinded his admittance to grad school for his failure to finish undergrad.
Elon Musk, who launched his career by lying about dropping out of Stanford, advocates for the destruction of universities.
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Yesterday I caught Maggie Haberman on NPR. She was on to talk about Trump's catering truck/plane switcheroo. I changed the station when she said, and I quote, "Trump knows a lot about planes. He talks a lot about planes". JFC NYT.
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Karoline Leavitt was was always willing to lie to me with a straight face in response to every question I asked. I appreciated that (beacause all I care about is access).
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I recently started a business to sell an invention online. I've been fulfilling orders myself. After querying my ecommerce host about using their fulfillment services, their AI agent said I'd need to pay $20/mo to upgrade my plan. It was a total hallucination, using AI to scam their own customers.
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"Meta's mission since our founding has focused on putting power in people's hands." - Mark Zuckerberg Sure, that's the first thing people associate with Meta. Facebook Marketplace won't even honor my search radius.🙄
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Margaret Glaspy's songwriting has surpassed her guitar playing, which is quite the accomplishment. Her evolution has been a fun ride. New album out margaretglaspy.com
margaretglaspy.com
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Margaret Glaspy – Official Website New album ‘Echo The Diamond’ available now!
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Returning to Bluesky in advance of the general election, after ghosting us during the primary, will be the new most on-brand thing Marie Gluesenkamp Perez has ever done. Look for it sometime after Labor Day.
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Today is the day. Don't bring a purple candidate to a blue wave. We deserve better than contempt from our representative. Oust @gluesenkampperez.house.gov Vote for @bhennrich.bsky.social
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez quit Bluesky nearly 2 months ago, preferring to hang with the fascists on X/Twitter. She doesn't want to be a Democrat. She wants to be an "independent voice", so let her go scream in the woods. Vote for Brent Hennrich tomorrow, a progressive, and a true Democrat.
Marie Gluesenkamp Bipartisanship Perez quit Bluesky nearly 2 months ago, preferring the fascist vibe on X/Twitter.

She doesn't want to be a Democrat. She wants to be an "independent voice". Let her go scream in the woods. Vote for Brent Hennrich, a progressive and true Democrat.
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Days since @gluesenkampperez.house.gov posted on Bluesky: 56 Days until primary against progressive @bhennrich.bsky.social: 1 Tell all your WA-03 friends. Don't bring a purple candidate to a blue wave. Vote for the candidate that actually prefers the Democratic Party. Vote for Brent Hennrich!
My ballot, showing that I voted for progressive Brent Hennrich over Marie Gluesenkamp Bipartisanship Perez.
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Days since @gluesenkampperez.house.gov posted on Bluesky: 53 Days until primary against progressive @bhennrich.bsky.social: 4 Tell all your WA-03 friends. MGP would rather reach out to Republicans than progressive Dems. Don't bring a purple candidate to a blue wave. Vote for Brent Hennrich!
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capitolhunters @capitolhunters.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It really helps to understand that Musk was a con man who failed to finish any undergrad degree, even the business program he started in, and that he started telling people in Silicon Valley he'd come to start a PhD program at Stanford because that got him into the room for interviews.
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Wait until he hears about Costco
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sturgeonmouth @sturgeonmouth.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Of course MGP is on the list. Days since @gluesenkampperez.house.gov posted on Bluesky: 37 Days until primary against progressive @bhennrich.bsky.social: 20 Tell all your WA-03 friends. We have a great opportunity here. Don't bring a purple candidate to a blue wave. Vote for Brent Hennrich!
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