stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 21hencountering a wide variety of things that are not exactly your preference is required for even a basic understanding of what your preferences are it sounds like they're trying to control what you like by denying you exposure to other options 010
stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 08/10/2026reading to your kids is ABOUT creating memories, for you and for them having ai read to your kids is outsourcing life's treasured moments to a machine that "may or may not kill us all anyway" 010
stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 03/10/2026for everyone wondering how to make their homes more interesting and inviting get to know yourself. spend a lot of time exploring who you are (it's not a chore it's actually supposed to be fun) when you know what you actually like, the space curates itself style is a product of a life well lived 020
stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 03/10/2026all i want is to live in a tiny cottage in a spruce forest that is next door to my lavender-marriage husband, with whom i hang out twice a week, and there is an dog-friendly book/coffee shop a mile's walk down a peaceful trail where and i flirt with the barista who is too cool for me simple 010
stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026so strange how people keep conflating "clapping back" with actual principles 010
stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comJim Carrey in The Truman Show: What Are You Talking About?ALT: Jim Carrey in The Truman Show: What Are You Talking About? 000
stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 29/09/2026human resources is there to manage the humans that the institution uses as a resource, not to serve as a resource to the humans the institution employs 121
stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"people not doing what we tell them to is making it really hard for us to control them" 010
stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 21/09/2026billionaires think wealth redistribution is a "give a mouse a cookie" scenario. it's actually a "scrooge shouldn't let tiny tim starve on christmas" situation 031
stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026always some swamp troll desperately clinging to the pathetic myth of white superiority i swear 000
stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 15/09/2026stop using the fascist slop machine to generate images of children. this isn't helping 000
stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 14/09/2026they think the point of government is to protect capital, so all that money being spent to help people live decent lives looks like a waste to them 000
stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 14/09/2026my sister, basically: but if you're never mean to your dog she's just getting away with everything me: being mean actually doesn't help anyone learn anything my sister: *doubts this very much* 010
stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 12/09/2026my hot take is that people with heavy accents sound better than native speakers it adds such an interesting layer of depth and dimension to the language, and i think it's just so lovely 000
stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 12/09/2026static.klipy.comSign Guy at Hockey Game: Feel The PressureALT: Sign Guy at Hockey Game: Feel The Pressure 000
stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 08/09/2026autism is when you use "ideal" as a noun and everyone assumes you meant to say "idea" autism is when you carefully explain what propaganda is and they look at you blankly and say "no that's communism" autism is when you try to "just be yourself" and everyone gets mad at you for being different 011
stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 08/09/2026the bare feet seem like a weird choice...? 000
stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 06/09/2026why do old men always got to say something?? ain't nobody talking to you. i specifically ignored you. i clearly don't want to talk. but yet here you are trying to strike up a conversation like we're pals. leave. me. the fuck. alone. why are y'all like this. sound off in the comments 000
stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 05/09/2026static.klipy.comSarah Paulson Crying But HappyALT: Sarah Paulson Crying But Happy 010
stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 03/09/2026but i absolutely want nothing to do with embalming bodies no no no 000
stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 03/09/2026i wish there was a job where i could just be there to sit with people in their difficult feelings while planning a funeral death can feel so weird and i've often wished someone had been there to just witness me without trying to fix it like, i would love a job where i could cry with you 100
stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 03/09/2026ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS YOU HIGHLY SKILLED BITCH 000
stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 02/09/2026(feel free to steal this slogan, it's my favorite) 000
stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 01/09/2026they have, it's called going to bed at 9pm 110
stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 31/08/2026one of the fascist-right's main strategies against progressiveness is to portray liberal and leftist men as feminized and emasculated but that clearly won't work with hasan piker, so they're escalating their accusations 160
stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 30/08/2026honestly getting hard to tell what's a joke these days 020
stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 29/08/2026"(Don't fire him!)"static.klipy.comThe Grinch's Big Evil Grin TransformationALT: The Grinch's Big Evil Grin Transformation 010
stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 29/08/2026you'd love this facebook page i follow called liminal photography 000
stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 29/08/2026i would like to put forth a theory for the glitter conspiracy they're using it to make synthetic fabrics 010
stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 28/08/2026harry potter sure did spend a lot of time in the girl's bathroom to be written by a transphobe 010
stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 21/08/2026i know that and that's why i said "you clearly meant this as a compliment" i'm sharing information as a friendly gesture, not accusing you of anything at all🫶 000
stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 21/08/2026this was clearly meant as a compliment, but fyi don't call Black people "articulate" the general consensus amongst Black americans seems to be that it's offensive. it makes it sound like you're surprised they can string together an complex sentence (which, of course they can, not a surprise at all) 100
stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 19/08/2026i hate it when people can afford to eat because i'd rather be taking food out their children's mouths 000
stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Dirty Dancing is the alternate universe where Lorelei Gilmore never fell in with the wrong crowd in high school 010
stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 12/08/2026headquarters called... time for Operation Chaos 010
stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 12/08/2026what do you mean by "went to far" (is it supposed to say "went too far"?) 000
stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 04/08/2026open.spotify.com/playlist/0Nb...open.spotify.comConceitedPlaylist · Stupid Dorkface · 15 items 010