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stupid dorkface

@stupiddorkface.bsky.social
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artist, autist, angry girl

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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 21h
encountering a wide variety of things that are not exactly your preference is required for even a basic understanding of what your preferences are it sounds like they're trying to control what you like by denying you exposure to other options
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
no, this is accurate
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
reading to your kids is ABOUT creating memories, for you and for them having ai read to your kids is outsourcing life's treasured moments to a machine that "may or may not kill us all anyway"
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
for everyone wondering how to make their homes more interesting and inviting get to know yourself. spend a lot of time exploring who you are (it's not a chore it's actually supposed to be fun) when you know what you actually like, the space curates itself style is a product of a life well lived
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
all i want is to live in a tiny cottage in a spruce forest that is next door to my lavender-marriage husband, with whom i hang out twice a week, and there is an dog-friendly book/coffee shop a mile's walk down a peaceful trail where and i flirt with the barista who is too cool for me simple
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
so strange how people keep conflating "clapping back" with actual principles
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Jim Carrey in The Truman Show: What Are You Talking About?
ALT: Jim Carrey in The Truman Show: What Are You Talking About?
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
human resources is there to manage the humans that the institution uses as a resource, not to serve as a resource to the humans the institution employs
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"people not doing what we tell them to is making it really hard for us to control them"
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
billionaires think wealth redistribution is a "give a mouse a cookie" scenario. it's actually a "scrooge shouldn't let tiny tim starve on christmas" situation
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
always some swamp troll desperately clinging to the pathetic myth of white superiority i swear
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
actually i'd like that money back
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
stop using the fascist slop machine to generate images of children. this isn't helping
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
they think the point of government is to protect capital, so all that money being spent to help people live decent lives looks like a waste to them
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
my sister, basically: but if you're never mean to your dog she's just getting away with everything me: being mean actually doesn't help anyone learn anything my sister: *doubts this very much*
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
my hot take is that people with heavy accents sound better than native speakers it adds such an interesting layer of depth and dimension to the language, and i think it's just so lovely
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Sign Guy at Hockey Game: Feel The Pressure
ALT: Sign Guy at Hockey Game: Feel The Pressure
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
letters
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
autism is when you use "ideal" as a noun and everyone assumes you meant to say "idea" autism is when you carefully explain what propaganda is and they look at you blankly and say "no that's communism" autism is when you try to "just be yourself" and everyone gets mad at you for being different
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
the bare feet seem like a weird choice...?
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
why do old men always got to say something?? ain't nobody talking to you. i specifically ignored you. i clearly don't want to talk. but yet here you are trying to strike up a conversation like we're pals. leave. me. the fuck. alone. why are y'all like this. sound off in the comments
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Sarah Paulson Crying But Happy
ALT: Sarah Paulson Crying But Happy
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
but i absolutely want nothing to do with embalming bodies no no no
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i wish there was a job where i could just be there to sit with people in their difficult feelings while planning a funeral death can feel so weird and i've often wished someone had been there to just witness me without trying to fix it like, i would love a job where i could cry with you
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS YOU HIGHLY SKILLED BITCH
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
(feel free to steal this slogan, it's my favorite)
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
IT ISN'T LIBEL IF IT'S TRUE
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
they have, it's called going to bed at 9pm
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
one of the fascist-right's main strategies against progressiveness is to portray liberal and leftist men as feminized and emasculated but that clearly won't work with hasan piker, so they're escalating their accusations
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
honestly getting hard to tell what's a joke these days
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"(Don't fire him!)"
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The Grinch's Big Evil Grin Transformation
ALT: The Grinch's Big Evil Grin Transformation
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
you'd love this facebook page i follow called liminal photography
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i would like to put forth a theory for the glitter conspiracy they're using it to make synthetic fabrics
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
harry potter sure did spend a lot of time in the girl's bathroom to be written by a transphobe
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
ok fine tear it down
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
HAVE YOU CONSIDERED LICKING THE BOOT??
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i know that and that's why i said "you clearly meant this as a compliment" i'm sharing information as a friendly gesture, not accusing you of anything at all🫶
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
this was clearly meant as a compliment, but fyi don't call Black people "articulate" the general consensus amongst Black americans seems to be that it's offensive. it makes it sound like you're surprised they can string together an complex sentence (which, of course they can, not a surprise at all)
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i hate it when people can afford to eat because i'd rather be taking food out their children's mouths
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
yikes
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Dirty Dancing is the alternate universe where Lorelei Gilmore never fell in with the wrong crowd in high school
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
bruh i had to show you this guy
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
she really "blew up the bathroom"
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
headquarters called... time for Operation Chaos
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
what do you mean by "went to far" (is it supposed to say "went too far"?)
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
open.spotify.com/playlist/0Nb...
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
maybe you won't find her so common. now.
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
my heart
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
it can't be libel if it's true
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