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stupid dorkface

@stupiddorkface.bsky.social
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artist, autist, angry girl

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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
for everyone wondering how to make their homes more interesting and inviting get to know yourself. spend a lot of time exploring who you are (it's not a chore it's actually supposed to be fun) when you know what you actually like, the space curates itself style is a product of a life well lived
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
all i want is to live in a tiny cottage in a spruce forest that is next door to my lavender-marriage husband, with whom i hang out twice a week, and there is an dog-friendly book/coffee shop a mile's walk down a peaceful trail where and i flirt with the barista who is too cool for me simple
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
billionaires think wealth redistribution is a "give a mouse a cookie" scenario. it's actually a "scrooge shouldn't let tiny tim starve on christmas" situation
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
my sister, basically: but if you're never mean to your dog she's just getting away with everything me: being mean actually doesn't help anyone learn anything my sister: *doubts this very much*
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
my hot take is that people with heavy accents sound better than native speakers it adds such an interesting layer of depth and dimension to the language, and i think it's just so lovely
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
why do old men always got to say something?? ain't nobody talking to you. i specifically ignored you. i clearly don't want to talk. but yet here you are trying to strike up a conversation like we're pals. leave. me. the fuck. alone. why are y'all like this. sound off in the comments
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i wish there was a job where i could just be there to sit with people in their difficult feelings while planning a funeral death can feel so weird and i've often wished someone had been there to just witness me without trying to fix it like, i would love a job where i could cry with you
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i would like to put forth a theory for the glitter conspiracy they're using it to make synthetic fabrics
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
harry potter sure did spend a lot of time in the girl's bathroom to be written by a transphobe
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Dirty Dancing is the alternate universe where Lorelei Gilmore never fell in with the wrong crowd in high school
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
why can i only find "lightly salted" cashews. i want heavily salted.
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
why do people wear sandals in the rain?
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
what i meant to say is fuck you, julie. stop withholding the course schedule (or don't you have one??). get your rocks off somewhere else. you don't get to micromanage my education. fake smiles don't work on me. and no, i don't want to "hop on a call." put it writing.
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
after being sexually harassed and victimized for decades, i have learned that the most effective safety strategy for me is to be visibly middle aged and not dressed for the male gaze
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
so glad my summer class has started now i can finally clean out my fridge
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
new office decoration
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
ok but my boobs actually are bags of sand
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
left work early for an important "errand"
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
oh my god i'm a disney adult
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Ryan Gosling in Blade Runner 2049: Tired Agony
ALT: Ryan Gosling in Blade Runner 2049: Tired Agony
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
cruel joke
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
this is who you're emailing
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
years ago i loved Dirty Dancing as a film for helping me process having been groomed by an older "bad boy" i just watched it twice last night and it felt totally different. all i could think was that i don't think i've ever had a relationship of true mutual attraction i think i'm healing
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
i think being a billionaire should be a literal crime (not just an ethical and moral one) once you reach half a billion, you go on a watch list and independent third parties audit you every year if you reach a billion in net worth, you go to prison and all your assets are redistributed to the poor
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
i'm atheist but i can never be a true atheist because every time i have a bowel movement i'm either thanking god or begging for mercy
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
the backrooms is a movie about how men will literally rip a hole in spacetime instead of feeling their feelings
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
i come from the timeline where it was ClifNotes (clifton hillegrass doesn't even have two "f"s who tf is clifF's notes)
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
my sister (mtf) is finding herself, and i'm so proud of her in so many ways i (cis f) am currently abandoning comphet and performative femininity (so proud of myself too) only, it feels like my sister seems to think a lot less of me these days. i worry she only admired me when i felt inauthentic
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
i remember being a young child, sobbing to my mother, desperately wishing i could tell her about the abuse. after a couple minutes, she lost patience with my hysterics and said "go to your room until you can pull yourself together" and that's a story about why i self-isolate when i'm suffering
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
i'm a bisexual nongendered lesbian gal, that's the best way i know how to put it
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
in the land of the free (market) the masses toil ceaselessly while industry takes its liberties
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Professionals, Old email etiquette is a relic from a dead reality. The new standard practice will be: • Name-only greeting • As concise as a possible • Emojis over exclamation points • Communicative signoff Sick of your bullshit, Sarah
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
it's not a "male loneliness" epidemic, it's an en masse deprivation of the interpersonal dominance that our patriarchal society identifies as a core tenet of masculinity. it's a "men not knowing how to feel like men without oppressing women" epidemic
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
one good thing about the enshitification of chocolate is that dogs are a little bit safer
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
the "red-pill" crowd accidentally adopted the terminology of a trans allegory bc they (correctly) resonated with the sense that there is a larger truth to wake up to, so they cast themselves as the hero when in reality the truth they need to wake up to is that they're just an underachieving villain
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
happy mother's day to me, for surviving a mother who didn't love me, and learning to provide that unconditional love to myself
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
thinking about how ultra-thinness is making a resurgence at the exact moment experts are predicting global food scarcity
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
autistic brains have reduced synaptic pruning. allistic brains are designed to streamline and simplify, which causes simplistic explanations to be perceived as more likely to be true. a brain design to streamline and simplify perceives nuance and context to be threatening and problematic. 🧵
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
at the very core of fascism is the belief that you can force people to do what you want them to do fascists confuse short term results with long term sustainability. yes, maybe you can force your way to an extent, but only to an extent. that's just now how humanity is built in my opinion
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
white bigot fence
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
this actually sums up how it feels to be american right now
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
sometimes i just feel so blah like i can't do anything and i just want to lay around and nap all day, so i "play hooky" from work and tell them i'm sick but then i always actually am sick, i just don't identify it as actual illness until the next day, when i am obviously too sick to be at work
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
“LET US OUT!” women & children scream for help inside a detention camp in TEXAS, where private prisons like core civic make billions of taxpayer dollars holding them while abusing, neglecting them, refusing them health care, feeding them dirty food & water, etc. In our name🇺🇸
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
it's called Bake and Bake
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a man says get me my supplies in front of him
ALT: a man says get me my supplies in front of him
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
young maggie smith could fuckin get it
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 09/01/2026
A gentle reminder in your grief that Renee Good was out there to protect her Black and brown neighbors from ethnic cleansing. That is still the mission. The focus should remain on slowing down the ethnic cleansing campaign and on protecting Black and brown families and communities from destruction.
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
renee good was a lesbian, not just a mother. when she died, she was dressed comfortably butch, even though all the photos circulating show her in a feminine presentation. she is only one of countless innocents ripped away from loved ones by gvt thugs. let us not forget the detention centers 🙏🙏🙏
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stupid dorkface @stupiddorkface.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
look at this silly goose
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