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StuOlmstead

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
On Dolly Parton Day, I'm remember how she... -Gifted millions of free books to kids -Ensured musicians she worked with got union benefits -Helped fund medical research and the COVID vaccine -Donated millions to communities hit by natural disasters -Funded high school band programs She is missed!
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I KNOW little #DonTheCon was not at the 9/11 site during the attacks because if he really was he wouldn't have shut the fuck up about it over the last 25 years. He's lying. Thats what he does. Constantly. It's equal parts pathetic, sad, and delusional at this point.
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I miss #SNLUK.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If you use the self-service checkouts in shops, you should get the staff discount
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Sad to see Hockey Night in Canada canceled without a proper farewell. If there is NO non-compete clause with Sportsnet, I'd be happy to watch a charity game of old timers, beer hockey, or even a Timbits kids game once a month on #CBC over the winter. Would be more fun! #Canada    #HNIC #Hockey
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The chucklefucks that have been demanding for years that the #CBC be scrapped are now aghast that Hockey Night in Canada is ending on the CBC. Pick. A. Lane. Eh? #Canada    #cdnpoli #HNIC
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I look forward to this "Land Hockey" game where they've replaced the puck with an inflated ball, use their feet instead of a stick & run around on turf instead of ice. With a few years & a bit of support it may well become popular! #FIFA #Canada    #Toronto #WorldCup
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The league, analysts & various talking heads at #TSN have not answered the obvious question posed by these rule changes to "expand/evolve" the #CFL game: What if, instead of expanding the fan base, it winds up shrinking it? What is the metric for success? #BlueBombers #Canada
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
If you think the #FIFAWorldCup games hosted in the #USA are going to be a shit show of epic proportions, just wait til the #Olympics in 2028. I'm SURE there will be NO hiccups whatsoever! (Insert Laughter Here) #SMH #FIFA
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I'm not saying that America is well on its way to being a Tin Pot Dictatorship, but appointing your own personal lawyer as the Attorney General, the Chief Law Enforcement Officer of the nation, doesn't bode well for the 'Rule of Law' in general. #USA #USPolitics #DonTheCon
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Fairly sure Walter Cronkite would have some very choice words for the shit show that CBS News has become. Scott Pelley > #CBSNews All Day. Every. Damn. #60Minutes of the day.
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
If the #CFL game "evolves" much more under the current Commish, we'll grow an extra down to "expand our fan base". Damn the fans and what they may want to see on the field, eh? #Canada #BlueBombers
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This one's pretty simple... Scott Pelley > CBS News I'd trust his reporting over whatever dreck CBS News is going to produce going forward. Sad end for a great news organization. #CBSNews
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The funniest thing about the Freedom 250 celebration is that when the next big anniversary rolls around at 275 or 300, there will be even MORE mockery of Trump's epic shit show & destruction of the White House grounds for a UFC event. #USA #USPolitics #DonTheCon
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Breaking News: The Skyrizi Choir have declined an invitation to perform at The Great American State Fair Freedom 250. #Freedom250
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Kinda bummed that theres no new #SNLUK episode tonight. #bummer
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
In Canada we have nicknames for $1 & $2 coins, a Loonie & a Toonie. With the US Treasury considering putting #DonTheCon on a $250 bill I'm sure an appropriate nickname will be used like the Dementia Don Dollar, Rapey Ruble, Putin Peso or a Quisling Quarter. #USA #USPolitics #SMH #America
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
One more Cognitive Test and #DonTheCon gets a free 6" Sub! #USPolitics #USA
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Colbert performed a master class on how to exit the stage with unbridled joy and grace. Will miss his presence on TV. He is One of One, a rare breed, indeed. Thanks for the laughs, giggles, and guffaws! #Colbert #LateShow #LSSC
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Too bad the Epstein Files didn't have pictures of Seashells to aid authorities in prosecuting the perpetrators. #DonTheCon #USA #USPolitics
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I wonder if #MAGA Republicans understood all of King Charles's speech since he spoke in complete sentences. #USA #USpoli
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Odds that President Trump will act "Presidential" at the White House Correspondents Dinner: Zero 0 Null Void Zip Zilch Nada #covfefe #DonTheCon #USA #USpoli #America
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
How to REALLY lose a trade negotiation... Step 1: Believe #DonTheCon is a reasonable, rational actor who is trustworthy. Thats it. #Canada #cdnpoli
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
American Liquor could be back on the shelves across #Canada tomorrow. But that doesn't mean the majority of Canadians will ever buy it again. I don't think Secretary of Commerce Howard Lutnick understands that, nor many of the basics of trade/commerce. #USA #FAFO #USPolitics #cdnpoli
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
There is one last mission the NASA Astronauts have to perform. Meeting with President Trump. It's training them for when they encounter less intelligent life forms. #Artemis #NASA #DonTheCon
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I see #PierrePolyester is going full Wack-A-Doodle in blaming the Liberals for him continuing to lose members. When your own house is on fire it's obvious to blame the neighbours, eh? #SMH #Canada #cdnpoli
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I guess we've reached the "Threatening War Crimes" stage of the #DonTheCon Presidency. Way to go #America! #Sad #covfefe
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
For the next Artemis launch if they strap Trump to the rocket they would have HUGE ratings! If only... #Artemis #NASA
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Countdown now commencing to yet another insane brag from #DonTheCon that he "coulda been an Astronaut" but he was too qualified. #ArtemisII #NASA
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
The only people that truly have Trump Derangement Syndrome is Fox News & their wack-a-doodle commentators & contributors. Talk about being divorced from reality, it would qualify as satire of they didn't take themselves so seriously. Sad & disturbing. #FoxNews #uspoli #USA #America
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Just putting it out there... Maybe Trump is the Low IQ individual in the room. I see no evidence to the contrary. #MAGA #uspoli #covfefe #USA
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
It's almost time for another one of Little Donnie's famous cognitive tests! His lawyers will probably use the "diminished capacity" defence in any subsequent trials he may be party to. #MAGA #uspoli #covfefe #USA #America #DonTheCon
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Flavor Flav > #DonTheCon #SOTU2026 #SOTU26 #StateOfTheUnion #Olympics2026
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Dear Zombie Jebus, this guy has the worst "Me, Me, Me" disease I've ever seen. What a sad state of affairs for #America. #StateOfTheUnion #SOTU2026 #SOTU26 #DonTheCon #covfefe
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Let's. Go. Boys!! #Canada #Olympics2026 #Hockey #OlympicsHockey
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Top Google search today in Canada: What is the appropriate Breakfast Beer for an Olympic Gold Medal Hockey Game? #Canada #ElbowsUp #Hockey #Olympics2026
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Pierre Polyester is giving up MPs for Lent, apparently. #PierrePolyester #Canada #cdnpoli
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Colbert > Carr All day. Every. Damn. Day. #CBS is spineless. #FCC
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Trump Admin: We're not Fascists! Also Trump Admin: Let's build camps & set up unregulated prisons to concentrate prisoners that we are holding without due process. You mean Concentration Camps? Trump Admin: No, No, not like that...but yes? #SMH #icegestapo #USA #USPolitics #MAGA #DonTheCon
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Watching AG Pam Bondi's abysmal performance before Congress today proves that the United States concept of "Law & Order" is very much at the discretion of the convicted felon & adjudicated rapist that is presently the #POTUS. #USA #America #USPolitics #DonTheCon
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The Grey Cup in #Canada last fall had better viewership numbers compared to the #TPUSAHalftimeShow featuring #KidRock. #SuperBowl    #BadBunny
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Can I understand Spanish? No. Can I understand booty-shaking beats? Yes. Yes, I can. #BadBunny #SuperBowl    #SuperBowl2026 #SuperBowlLX
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Having Fannie Mae use an AI generated voice of Trump makes him sound lucid & near normal. I can see why they took that approach versus trying to make him focus for 30 seconds to record a simple voice over. #DementiaDon #DonTheCon #USA #USPolitics
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Gotta give it to supporters of #PierrePolyester, they are bound and determined to keep losing elections. #CPC #Canada #cdnpoli #cdnpolitics
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
"First they came for..." How far down the list is #America now? Peaceful Protestors? ✔️ Legal Immigrants? ✔️ Government Officials? ✔️ Journalists? ✔️ Elected Officials? ✔️ Citizens? ✔️ Not many left, to be honest. #USA #Minneapolisprotests #AmericaFirst #uspoli #MAGA
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
When I see propaganda worded like this I'm reminded of a great wise man who once said: "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me." - Stuart Smalley Repeating such dribble ad nauseam does not make it true. #DonTheCon #UsPolitics #USA #Covfefe #America
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Imagine the absolute SHITFIT the American government would have if Canadian officials met with separatist Fringe groups from the United States. Yet, certain elements of the US Admin have entertained the #AlbertaSovereignty Chucklefucks already. #SMH #Canada #cdnpoli #abpoli #Alberta
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Breaking News! Undocumented immigrants have been hiding in movie theaters showing the "Melania" documentary knowing that ICE would rightfully assume no one would actually pay to watch it. Film at 11. #USA #MelaniaFilm #America #DonTheCon
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StuOlmstead @stuolmstead.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Since ICE will no doubt be out in force during the next American election to "safeguard" the process, will they be voting by mail? Something to ponder... #irony #America #USA #uspoli
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