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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He wasn't happy with his new role: handing out Werther's Originals and reminiscing about the good old days www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
bbc.com
Cristiano Ronaldo leaves Portugal camp after boss Jorge Jesus denies rift
Cristiano Ronaldo says he has left Portugal's international camp and will explain why "in time", hours after head coach Jorge Jesus denied any rift with the player.
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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Amazing but False: Macklemore's first name is Cliff
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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm in the mood for some shit Star Wars movies. I wonder if Disney+ has anything.
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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The most Northern-sounding ship in the Argentine Navy en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ARA_Can...
en.wikipedia.org
ARA Canal Beagle - Wikipedia
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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Amazing but False: Meta glasses allow the wearer to stare directly into the sun
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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Burnham should send a taskforce to get Stalybridge Celtic's flag back www.express.co.uk/sport/footba...
express.co.uk
Argentina refuse to let England feud die as brazen fans display stolen flags
Argentina supporters brandished stolen England flags alongside reference to the Falkland Islands during a league match following the World Cup feud
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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The Rodyssey www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOt3...
youtube.com
Rod Stewart - Sailing (Official HD Remastered Video)
YouTube video by Rod Stewart
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Sam Beckwith @realsambeckwith.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Free ham at work. It's like Christmas came five months early.
Two small white plates of sliced ham on a wooden coffee table next to a handwritten paper sign that reads "FOR FREE".
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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Miaow "Christopher Columbus is said to have called the island Virgen Gorda (Spanish for "fat virgin") because the island's profile on the horizon looks like a fat woman lying on her side." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_...
en.wikipedia.org
Virgin Gorda - Wikipedia
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Harry Cocks Commits To Cumberlands With Converted NAIA Scoring Times swimswam.com/harry-cocks-...
swimswam.com
Harry Cocks Commits To Cumberlands With Converted NAIA Scoring Times
Harry Cocks has best converted times that would have already scored at the 2026 NAIA Championships in the 1650 free and 400 IM.
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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Please stand, if you are able, for the official anthem of football youtube.com/watch?v=CKU-...
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Goldie Lookin Chain - FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL (The unofficial anthem of ALL football)
YouTube video by Goldie Lookin Chain
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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Er, I'll pass, thanks
Box of Nimm2 Soft + Cola chewy candies with "With a Plop" slogan
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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The first guy to go on an odyssey was called Odysseus. What are the odds?
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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Even my conversations aren't that dull.
On a scale of 0 to 10, where 0 is 'not at all likely' and 10 is 'extremely likely', how likely would you be to recommend the packaging your item was delivered in to a friend or colleague?
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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
ULTIMATE 3 LIONS ANTHEM! www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFLQ...
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Roger Miller - England Swings
YouTube video by CruisinFM com Radio... with Good Time Oldies
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Fucking hell how big is it??
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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
A new day dawns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 youtube.com/watch?v=pOEU...
youtube.com
Vindaloo - Vince Cox (Epic Orchestral Cover)
YouTube video by EpicTrailerMusicUK
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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Disappointed to learn that an Anchor baby isn't a relative of the Country Life buttermen youtube.com/watch?v=LCus...
youtube.com
Country Life English Butter
YouTube video by ukadverts
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The Black Dog @theblackdog.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Looking at the numbers, in August of this year it will be £16.50 to send a £12 CD to Europe. More if you do a mixed order of CD and Vinyl. Welcome to the future of abandoned baskets.
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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
World Cup filth!
Shot of the crowd at the Spain-Belgium World Cup game with a fan holding a Spanish flag with what appears to be the word "ANAL" on it
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UMAW @umaw.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Today UMAW officially launches our Raise the Bar campaign, our effort to establish baseline standards for artist treatment. We call on all venues to commit to these four standards: 1. No Merch Cuts 2. No Pay to Play 3. No Door Polling 4. Contract Transparency
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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Ban this sick Normanist propaganda! www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
Bayeux Tapestry delivered to British Museum in dead of night
The famous artefact depicting events leading up to the Norman Conquest of England will go on display in September.
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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
🎵I didn't mean to hurt you, I'm just a jealous 'Guay
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 04/07/2026
I guess he did need education after all.
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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
It's wild in there
Open double doors leading to the Bacchus Television Lounge
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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Wrong kind of sun on the tracks www.northernrailway.co.uk/travel/hot-w...
northernrailway.co.uk
Hot weather travel advice
Northern | Buy Cheap Train Tickets and Check Train Times
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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Happy World Elder Abuse Awareness Day to those of you who celebrate🎈
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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The Maple the Moose Squishmallow has seen some things store.fifa.com/en-en/produc...
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2026 World Cup 8" Canada Squishmallows Plush Mascot
Squishmallows Original FIFA World Cup 2026™ 8" Maple the Moose Canada Mascot Official Jazwares Plush (Little) Grow your Squish Squad with this Squishmallows Maple plush, officially licensed by FIFA. S...
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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
If Katy Perry doesn't sprint at the LA opening ceremony, this World Cup's over for me www.youtube.com/shorts/03kMg...
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Katy Perry’s running moment at her concert has gone viral 😮❤️
YouTube video by CelebThinks
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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Hate's got the world in motion.
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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
New favourite flag: Municipality of Bocoio, Angola commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Ba...
commons.wikimedia.org
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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Big mistake here. I'm pretty sure World War II was with Adolf Hitler, not Tom Hanks.
Promotional poster for "World War II with Tom Hanks", featuring Tom Hanks in the foreground with a foggy war scene of soldiers and a tank in the background.
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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Our new music project: Manfred Manosphere Blinged-out hyper-masculine cover versions of "Do Wah Diddy Diddy", "Pretty Flamingo", etc.
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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
If Paul the Octopus was alive today, you'd have to pay $1.5 million to hear his predictions.
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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
City never won the Lancashire Senior Cup under Guardiola. It's going to haunt him to the grave.
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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Burnham is coming!
An AI-generated image of a red flag with a fire emoji and a ham emoji on it
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 07/05/2026
We are working through an outage.
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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Suck on a Willie worldcupwillie.com/Willem-Cigar/
worldcupwillie.com
Willem Cigar
Cigars made by Anglo Dutch tobacco company for 1966 World Cup Willie
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Acidgrandads @acidgrandads.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Angus Old.
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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Dan Brown is wise to your game
A paragraph of text that reads: "A new generation of thrill seekers now donned consumer VR goggles and spent hours smoking cannabis while floating virtually through space ... snorting cocaine while riding a virtual roller coaster ... or "edging" on various time-dilation sex drugs while watching VR porn. To no avail, countless warnings had been issued because the experiences were intensely addictive."
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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Happy St. Patrick's Day to those of you who over-celebrate open.spotify.com/playlist/4GD...
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Let's Walk Over Rainbows Like Leprechauns: The Stumpy Moose Irish Mix
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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Two days on from World Contact Day and little green men are everywhere.
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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Mothering Sunday + World Contact Day = Mothership Sunday
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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I'm stockpiling lunch meat in case Iran closes the Strait of Hormel
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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Operation Epstein Fury continues...
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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Can't wait for all those big Paramount+ shows to hit HBO Max. Frasier! More Frasier! Star Trek: Frasier! SpongeBob vs. Frasier!
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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
This looks like a winner open.spotify.com/playlist/3DY...
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Longest Bob Dylan Songs
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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I can't count. *25* today.
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Stumpy Moose @stumpymoose.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Happy World Stumpy Moose Day to those of you who celebrate. 15 today.
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing. 66 years old going 66 mph.
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