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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 1m

"Alexa, initiate self-destruct." "Uhh... I don't think it can do that, Professor." "...It's 2018 and it can't even blow itself up? Fucking piece of shit!”

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 15m

Are you surprised that I was married? Well, there you are: you shouldn't go making assumptions about people, should you? I'm a very complicated person.

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 31m

Because I knew you, I have been changed for good

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 41m

Does he see a father who doesn't even bother to get to know him?

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 51m

But there’s no end, there’s no end, there’s no ending in sight

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 1h

But I see a star, you're my new muse / You've got the best freaking shoes!

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 1h

’Cause if the tomcat can get married, there's hope for our ass after all

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 1h

No, that's not true, I can't be evil. I'm a status quo Democrat!

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 1h

My sister made her way across the room to you / And I got nervous, thinkin', "What's she gonna do?" / She grabs you by the arm, I'm thinkin', "I'm through" / Then you look back at me and suddenly I'm helpless

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 1h

And we just happen to be in the greatest city in the world!

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 2h

I lost a shoe two months ago! I didn't say anything about it and no one asked me, so… I've been walking around with one shoe.

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 2h

All of this time I planned I'd be patient and you would love me again / You'd come to respect my mind and at last you'd find you could love me again

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 2h

“You poisoned me!” “Oh, get over it! I've been poisoning myself a little bit every day since 1939.”

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 2h

All of this time I planned I'd be patient and you would love me again / You'd come to respect my mind and at last you'd find you could love me again

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 3h

But what a thrill when lovebirds trill

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 3h

was—" "Why would you lie about not hearing the gunshot?" "But I—" "Why would you—" "YOU THINK I LIKED BEING OLDER THAN MY DAD'S NEW ARM CANDY WIFE?!? I didn't mean to hurt my father! I didn't mean to shoot him... I thought it was BROOKE coming through the door!”

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 3h

"Idiot, you can't get a perm wet for 48 hours—" "Exactly! Water deactivates the perm's ammonium thioglycolate and completely ruins it! It's the cardinal rule of perm maintenance. Your perm is still intact, so you couldn't have showered that day. Why would you lie about being in the shower?" "I

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 3h

“Say, I'm having trouble placing your accent. What part of France are you from?” “Oh... the middle part... where they make the... toast.”

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 3h

Hey, don't you know I'm higher than you on the pecking order?!

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 3h

We don't need a legacy / We don't need money

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 4h

When I interact with a new object, I'm gonna look at it for a little bit.. I'm gonna reach out and poke it, see if it moves around. I pick it up. Wiggle it back and forth. And then that thing goes all the way in my mouth.

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 4h

You keep looking for it in the arms of other men or in the smiles of your ungrateful little brats.

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 4h

Which is why I am giving up my bandit ways; I aint gonna steal nothing from that family down there. All I'm gonna do is take that sweet, sweet daughter of theirs!

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 4h

There are moments that the words don’t reach / There is a grace too powerful to name

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 4h

They're just like that couple from Titanic! Only no one dies!

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 4h

Oh fuck, I'm fading fast, I think you better come quick / I really don't wanna die alone in here, time to say our goodbyes at the end of the road

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 5h

She sings it standing on her balcony bathed in the pale blue light of a sympathetic moon, which is ridiculous because it's the middle of the day.

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 5h

about to buy last year's dress at this year's price. It may be perfect for a blonde, but I'm not THAT blonde; I may be in love, but I'm not stupid, lady, I've got eyes.”

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 5h

"Excuse me, have you seen this? It just came in; it's perfect for a blonde." "Right, with a half-loop stitch on china silk?" "Uh huh." "But the thing is, you can't use a half-loop stitch on china silk. It'll pucker. And you didn't just get this in, because I saw it in last May's Vogue. I'm not

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 5h

I'm a trust fund, baby, you can trust me

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 5h

When men say I'm sweet and they fall at my feet, my heart doesn't beat any faster

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 6h

“Oh, god, it's a trainwreck.” “My favorite!”

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 6h

Oh, but sweetheart… you already look like a fool.

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 6h

To your union and the hope that you provide / May you always be satisfied

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 6h

I mean, asking me, a seven year old child, why I ate all that grass? It's like asking me why I throw the supplies off the back of the wagon when I'm bored.

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 6h

And if there’s a reason I’m still alive when everyone who loves me has died, I'm willing to wait for it

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 6h

I am slow to anger, but I toe the line / As I reckon with the effects of your life on mine

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 7h

Legacy, what is a legacy? / It’s planting seeds in a garden you never get to see

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 7h

Ya' shoulda watched your mouth before you talked about my father, though!

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 7h

“Why is it you're always causing some sort of commotion?” “I don't cause commotions, I am one.”

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 7h

Was the yuppie scum stomped? Not counting the homeless, how many tickets weren't comped?

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 8h

“Might I remind you, madam, that Anne Boleyn lost her head.” “Yes! She was in love!”

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 8h

You could never back down / You never learned to take your time

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 8h

What? Is this some kind of a joooooke?

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 8h

Hamilton was wearing his glasses / Why? If not to take deadly aim?

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 8h

What if tomorrow comes to break the dawn and there’s no one to stay?

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