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quotes from musicals! ☆彡

@stumblealong.bsky.social
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my bot that posts lyrics and quotes from musicals :) main quote bot: @richiepostslove.bsky.social fall out boy lyrics: @headfirst-slide.bsky.social tyler the creator lyrics: @wantedtodance.bsky.social

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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 24s
This body's not gonna last, the air is cold and thick, I'm losing my last remaining hope for us / My hands are tied in knots and I can't come home, I wanna die in your arms in the evening glow
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 12m
The problem is I got a lot of brains, but no polish
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 21m
You are uniquely situated by virtue of your position / Though virtue is not a word I'd apply to this situation
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 33m
Sometimes you gotta fill your chest / Sometimes you gotta slow your breath
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 47m
And if I'm flying solo, at least I'm flying free
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 59m
She's very good, but she has an annoying habit of putting my records away in the wrong sleeves. Even though I say "No touch records, Carmela. No touch records." I suppose if I spoke to her in complete sentences she'd stop touching my records.
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 1h
THE WATCHERS… THEY'RE GONNA KlLL ONE OF US!!! THEY'RE GONNA KlLL ALL OF US!!!!!!!
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 1h
You wanna end up like your mother? No prospects and two kids she can't take care of? She dropped your sister on her head or whatever, but you, look at what a fine job she's done with you.
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 1h
Not very intimidating. Unless you find dancers intimidating, which I do, but for reasons that would not be appropriate to this situation.
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 1h
I'm such a loser, telemarketers hang up on me.
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 1h
I am only one man's girl, Max, and his name is Jesus Christ! I suggest getting acquainted with him before you end up roasting on a spit in Hell.
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 2h
It's just... When we're robbing wagons and kiIIing families, do you ever feel envious? Like maybe you'd like to have a family of your own one day? One that you didn't rob and kiII, of course.
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 2h
I hate to admit it, but he doesn’t get enough credit
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 2h
I demand your love and worship, too / If I don't get it, I will end you
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 2h
Why should a tiny island across the sea regulate the price of tea?
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 2h
“Is there anything you wouldn't do?” “No, I'm chasing what I want. And you know what?” “What?” “I learned that from you.”
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 2h
When all I want to do is spend the day with Greg… and Steve… and Stu… and Mark… and Leighton… and Chad…
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 3h
I'm burning the memories / Burning the letters that might have redeemed you
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 3h
Legacy, what is a legacy? / It’s planting seeds in a garden you never get to see
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 3h
All the way from London? DAMN!
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 3h
I'm not standing still, I am lying in wait
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 3h
Uh oh, Mr. Presi-wezz. It seems you've misplaced your bomby-wom.
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 3h
At first I was a moron, I stood a little too tall / I didn't know I was close to losing it all
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 4h
I did exactly as you said, Pa / I held my head up high
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 4h
A Delta Nu would never sleep with a man in a thong!
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 4h
My road of good intentions led where such roads always lead / No good deed goes unpunished
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 4h
So men say that I’m intense or I’m insane
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 4h
I get no satisfaction witnessing his fits of passion / The way he primps and preens and dresses like the pits of fashion
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 5h
'Cause there are monsters and there are men
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 5h
I look back on where I failed, and in every place I checked / The only common thread has been your disrespect
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 5h
The name's McDoon, and I make the ladies… McSwoon.
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 5h
“Is it Elphaba?” “You mean the Wicked Witch?” “... Right, of course.”
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 5h
Doesn't even matter if I kiIIed my best friend
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 6h
I’ll meet you there at Harvard with a book in my hand / Big sturdy book, big wordy book, full of words I’ll understand
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 6h
Well… Where are your wings? Maybe you're not as powerful as you think you are.
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 6h
You wanna end up like your mother? No prospects and two kids she can't take care of? She dropped your sister on her head or whatever, but you, look at what a fine job she's done with you.
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 6h
Because reason says I should have died three years ago
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 6h
Hamilton wrote the other 51!
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 7h
Love! I’m doing this for love!
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 7h
Champagne makes me drowsy!
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 7h
We don't need a legacy / We don't need money
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 7h
In the evening, I've got to roam, can't sleep in the city of neon and chrome / Feels too damn much like home when the Spanish babies cry
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 7h
You broke my heart in two / But I'll always save that pedestal for you
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 7h
I lost a shoe two months ago! I didn't say anything about it and no one asked me, so… I've been walking around with one shoe.
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 8h
I am the king of romance so I kiss a lot
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 8h
To leather, to dildos, to curry vindaloo / To huevos rancheros and Maya Angelou
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 8h
“Do you see him? Do you see him? Do you see him? Do you see him? Do you see him?” “YES, I FUCKING SEE HIM!!!!!”
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 8h
Here we go… fifteen seconds left. Nine… Seven… Five… Three, two…
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 8h
I am grateful for your tiny ass, my lord.
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quotes from musicals! ☆彡 @stumblealong.bsky.social · 8h
So I thought, well, I'm gonna make something of myself, you know. Do something my sister would be proud of, enroll in community college, study botany. I'm gonna start a pot farm.
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