the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 13/08/2026imagining the optometrist like uh sir you don't uhh really have to take off your shirt for this 031
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 23/02/2026LA Noire 2 conversation interface revealed 020
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 02/07/2025There should be a "nod" for fat guys with moustaches, and cops shouldn't be allowed to do it 010
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 16/06/2025Every time my baby says literally "goo goo ga ga" I think she's trolling me 030
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Last week at the bar we definitely discussed the best way to make a leek tart for like an hour 010
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 02/06/2025The number of nice meals I've had with French ppl where we spent the whole meal discussing other nice meals we've had or plan to have 100
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 20/04/2025I'm not a puzzle game guy and I find it really forgiving in that there's almost always something to learn or discover even if you've completely fucked up a run. You're not just stuck staring at some stupid machine you have to figure out to advance. 020
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Was just reminded of the "conditional hypothetical" thing the skull measuring IQ guys came up with (via the latest @maxread.info ) and realized one of my daughter's fav nursery rhymes has one. Bro you're congratulating yourself on being as smart as a literal baby! 020
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Tired: "in this economy??" Wired: "in this time of soaring egg prices??" 110
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 04/02/2025We should start doing the pandemic era thing of starting every email with "I hope your family's eggs are well" 010
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Oh these pants are Ultra Gabardine Cavalry Twill? AND only a hundred and fifty dollars?? 010
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 22/01/2025I feel like at a certain age you either become a streetwear guy who wears giant sneakers that look like a McDonalds PlayPlace or you start getting obsessed with increasingly baroque kinds of Cotton 230
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Kubernetes? But I hardly know 'er netes 000
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Kind of a shame we'll never get to see Gen Z go through the experience Millennials had of reading thousands of articles about how their generation is ruining everything (because they don't know how to read) 130
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Effortlessly defeated by the "opaque milk container" exploit 020
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 04/01/2025My parents today when temperatures in Florida briefly went below 60F 030
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Can't let the other 40 year old guys have all the fun 110
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 25/12/2024What's the opposite of tender & mild, in terms of infants? Tough and spicy? I think mine is that 3100
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 14/12/2024I regret to inform Santa Claus has joined the grey tribe 130
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 06/12/2024This CEO assassination feels like a peak Law & Order episode except that one would end with McCoy finding out about the evils of the health insurance industry and somehow charging the whole company with felony murder (then regretfully sending the shooter to the electric chair, for Justice) 020
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Phillip Morris's cigarette of the future as a canonical part of Trek would still be less embarrassing than the Elon Musk references tbh 020
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Imagine if everyone in 60s Star Trek smoked and then every time a new series comes out the fans insist they have to include the smoking and actually they're syntherettes and they're healthy for you 240
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Now that Bluesky has a normie population I wonder if I could stir up shit with some "Arlo Guthrie was a nepo baby" discourse 130
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 07/10/2024When did they start giving hurricanes such dork ass names. They should be named after ancient Mesopotamian deities. Nobody should have to be afraid of "Milton". 2121
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 30/09/2024Indigenous Italian Peoples day. Sabines and whatnot. 100
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 06/09/2024my first idea was "teeeen hut" style but that was definitely on the list 110
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 06/09/2024Imagining different ways a drill sergeant could say "hawk tuah" 120
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 18/08/2024Our remaining stock of hairy, over-tanned, nicotine-stained pre-steroids 70s beefcakes must be preserved 020
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 03/08/2024I don't think I've added anyone on Facebook since like... 2012? It's a time capsule 160
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 02/08/2024My neighborhood is known for its street art, some of which is highly political 030
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 27/07/2024straight up jeuxing it. and by it haha well let's just say. mes olympiques. 020
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 27/07/2024It's that wonderful time when everyone in France is talking about the JO, how much they love watching/participating in the JO, how we're going to JO for three weeks etc 100
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 22/07/2024Even better we gave them a quarter-scale version as a thank you in 1889 060
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 12/07/2024What did Kamala mean exactly when she said "because the past is never more than the internal essence (in-itself) of the future it encloses this presence of the past is the presence to consciousness of consciousness itself, and no true external determination"? 010
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 07/07/2024Tommee Tippee is a "Trump administration official" ass name for a baby bottle brand 030
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 01/07/2024Changing the crenellations on my palazzo to own the Ghibellines 000
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 22/06/2024*trying to start a new TikTok trend* FOV: you have limited peripheral vision 010
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 16/06/2024A question already answered by most of my mixtapes from 2002 010
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 14/06/2024They got King Solomon over there reviewing the claims 020
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 14/06/2024It's even a minor plot point isn't it? When they're haggling with the Jawas he's like "what would we need a protocol droid for this is a farm" 050
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 08/06/2024You're telling me robots dotted this txt 120
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 08/06/2024For sale: baby shoes. Never fired, only dropped once. 000
the continental opp @stuffisthings.bsky.social · 04/06/2024Just had the wild thought that when my kid is old enough to understand such things I'll have to explain Twitter -- and maybe all of traditional social media -- as a weird old timey fad like CB radio 001
