Stoo @studeafears.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Going to be livid if Amol Rajan is still on my telly tomorrow 001
Stoo @studeafears.bsky.social · 01/10/2026There's a new 'invisible' cochlear implant and the manufacturers are boasting that stays on all the time, even at night. Eww, why would I want that shit when I can just continue sleeping like a baby? Why would I want to hear the racket everyone is making ALL THE TIME??? 030
Stoo @studeafears.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My kids' school sent us their wearable tech and AI policy today. I hadn't even considered that kids might start wearing perv glasses at school. What a massive safeguarding nightmare these tech wankers have unleashed. 030
Stoo @studeafears.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My favourite bit of the Man City saga is thinking of all those young glory-supporting fans around the world whose whole relationship with football is built on a lie. Warms the cockles! 021
Stoo @studeafears.bsky.social · 26/09/2026That is such a great goal. Lovely to see that kind of counter from England. 000
Stoo @studeafears.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Sam Matterface is so grating. Is there any other commentator who tries so hard to sound like one? 000
Stoo @studeafears.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Marc Guehi a bit distracted there. Probably got 114 other things on his mind 000
Stoo @studeafears.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Going to a surprise party. Might shout "SURPRISE!" at a different time to everyone else to make it more surprising. 000
Stoo @studeafears.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Man City owners to be sent on Financial Irregularities Awareness course 120
Stoo @studeafears.bsky.social · 23/09/2026A kid went on Get Your Own Back and we had an assembly dedicated to her telling us all about it and showing off her bomber jacket. 010
Stoo @studeafears.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Chips should always be the last item added to the plate, and the first to be eaten. Chips are delicious, but cold chips are disgusting. 020
Stoo @studeafears.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I will also be withdrawing from work this week due to load management. 120
Stoo @studeafears.bsky.social · 19/09/2026One positive for Spurs these last couple of years is how often their fans get to beat the traffic 010
Stoo @studeafears.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Me: EVERYBODY KNOWS... Wife: BADGER LOVES... Both: MASHED POTATO!!! My kid: what 010
Stoo @studeafears.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The fall of Ed Sheeran is delightful. I want to see statues being pulled down and people dancing in the street. 020
Stoo @studeafears.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I remember watching Mission Impossible 2 and thinking that the entire premise was 'Tom Cruise has grown his hair. Look how bouncy it is in slow-mo and bullet time.' Absolute Pringle. 020
Stoo @studeafears.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Ed Sheeran is a coward. Always knew I was right to loathe that guy. 000
Reposted by StooAlistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Happy tenth anniversary to these unforeseen circumstances. 217331
Stoo @studeafears.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Also looks like...static.klipy.comNobody Fucks With The JesusAlt: Nobody Fucks With The Jesus 000
Stoo @studeafears.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Donnarumma looks like the first choice goalkeeper's not turned up so someone's really tall Italian grandad has gone in net but somehow the top is still too big for him. 000
Stoo @studeafears.bsky.social · 13/09/2026United are shite. It's like Carrick's team talk is just "Good luck lads. Try and have an idea at some point". 000
Stoo @studeafears.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I need the offside rule explaining to me again because I don't get what just happened 110
Stoo @studeafears.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Someone told me about their friend's identical twin sons who are really tall and I was about to suggest a nickname but then remembered what date it is today. 011
Stoo @studeafears.bsky.social · 05/09/2026How does Russell Martin keep getting work in football? He's estate agent material at best. 010
Stoo @studeafears.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Actor Larry Bird had to gain 17 times his body weight to prepare for the role of Jabba the Hutt. 000
Stoo @studeafears.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I love how players remonstrate with the officials after the game about all their bad decisions. If I was the ref I'd be like "McGinn, mate, remember when you kicked Calafiori in the face and your team's attack broke down? Who's the fuck-up now, eh lad?" 010
Stoo @studeafears.bsky.social · 31/08/2026They interrupted an episode of Angry Beavers on Nickelodeon telling us to switch over to the news. They're like 10 minutes long bro just wait. 000
Stoo @studeafears.bsky.social · 30/08/2026That handball rule is daft as shit. So you can slap the ball to get it under control but as long as the resulting shot is off target and goes in off a big deflection then you're good. 010
Stoo @studeafears.bsky.social · 30/08/2026First time at Leeds festival for 20ish years. Totally different vibe to what it was but still enjoyed it. I didn't get the hot pants memo though. 000
Stoo @studeafears.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Just put on this film about these 3 guys on a boat trip and it looks like they're having so much fun 🥰 010
