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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN

@stubbornbird.bsky.social
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MDNI (i have run out of funny ways to say this so just. mdni)

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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
don't listen to the other british guy he fucking sucks
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
*attempting to look nonchalant.* if that's how you choose to take that.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
you can do whatever you want, i'm just. not used to the attention.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
*being pet. he has NO idea what to do about this.*
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
*puffing up a bit. again.* well. i appreciate it.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
hm. now i /definitely/ remember talking to you before, only one person has ever said anything like that to me.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
depending on the one you meet, that may be a good thing. not in a danger sense, they're just really annoying.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
there are a few of us, actually. dunno where the rest of the voices are, but. they exist.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
mhm. stubborn. i was a bird this entire time, i think.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
*looking up..* maybe? under different circumstances, at least.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
right, i forgot i can't make you do that anymore. *grabbing her under her arms like a cat.*
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
i think you did it wrong. . get up.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
probably not, but i'm not a bone expert. . well-
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
*comically loud neck crack.* hiya.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
that is. the first time i've heard that, but. thank you.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
*fluffing up even further than he did last time, letting out a little surprised chirp.* don't, uh. don't mention it.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
ssssure. *very puzzled stare as he bends down.*
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
i know i don't look like it, but i appreciate it. *he just naturally always looks like he's pissed, it's fine.*
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
ooh. yeah, that was. the intent. *he wants to die so bad*
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
is saying you're not tall or fluffy an insult i've spoken to like. three people, i don't know how this works
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
and. you are none of those things, but that's hot too
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
hm. i mean, i guess the princess felt the same way when we met.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
that is. not the reaction i expected, actually.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
if we're thinking of the same princess, you get someone like me instead.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
why did she grab my tit, i'm still thinkin' about that
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
i dunno, i don't see why not. *his tities,*
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
i. um. *if he hadn't gone through any kind of character development, it'd be a hard no. however,,,* sure??
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
you're alright, i just. ran out of stuff to say, i think?
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
*he raises an eyebrow. he is unused to affection that doesn't involve absurd violence, he doesn't know what to do with normal compliments.*
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
oh? well, um. thank you. *his feathers fluff up a tiny bit, but he remains vaguely nonchalant. come on, man.*
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
*he maintains eye contact, veeeery slowly raising a hand.*
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
the biggest. outta the birds i'm aware of, at least.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
i am. also a bird.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
*squinting back,,,*
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
maybe i would.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
*stifling another sneeze,,* i'm gonna scruff you like a cat.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
aaaaa. *singular sneeze.* quit that.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
// cradling my single oc voice and princess (they suck but i think they're funny)
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
why.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
// just finished watching my friend play stp for the first time. splendid
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
i never understood why she kept turning into a cat.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
// he knows broken is up to very unhealthy things but is also aware that. this is broken's entire bit so he's vaguely sad about it but not much else, he's not the smart one (there was never a smart one)
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
// being the only two current independent birds means stubborn is at least slightly protective of broken btw
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
depends on the context! if she's hurting /you/ for fun, who says it wouldn't be more fun if it was mutual?
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
bite her on the hand or something next time, it'll be funny.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
not particularly?
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
right, i. should've seen that answer coming.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
// glad i was able to dust this account off after so long and immediately get to being a fucking idiot again
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
would you. even try to stop them, actually?
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
maybe that makes it more fun, actually
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