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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN

@stubbornbird.bsky.social
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MDNI (i have run out of funny ways to say this so just. mdni)

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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
*comically loud neck crack.* hiya.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
if we're thinking of the same princess, you get someone like me instead.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
why did she grab my tit, i'm still thinkin' about that
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
*he maintains eye contact, veeeery slowly raising a hand.*
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
i am. also a bird.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
*squinting back,,,*
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
maybe i would.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
*stifling another sneeze,,* i'm gonna scruff you like a cat.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
aaaaa. *singular sneeze.* quit that.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
// cradling my single oc voice and princess (they suck but i think they're funny)
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
why.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
// just finished watching my friend play stp for the first time. splendid
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
i never understood why she kept turning into a cat.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
// being the only two current independent birds means stubborn is at least slightly protective of broken btw
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
not particularly?
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
right, i. should've seen that answer coming.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
// glad i was able to dust this account off after so long and immediately get to being a fucking idiot again
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
would you. even try to stop them, actually?
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
i'm not a god or whatever anymore by the way, this could definitely kill me
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
if somebody can stab me in the chest before i can stop them, maybe i deserved it a little bit
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
sometimes i hit her with a chair when she's not looking
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
hell yeah.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
i don't argue with my wife she just stabs me 67 times in the chest and i walk it off like a man
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
it turns out that only speakin' to one woman ever and that woman being an incomprehensible god means that you suck talkin' to any other women. weird how that works out.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
i'm my own person now, i get to have more than one personality trait.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
i call bullshit
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
i thought he was dead. what the fuck, man.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
i've just been around as my own guy for a while, i've had time to think about these things.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
// side-eying the version of quiet and all the voices me and my bf rp on discord (hero and stubborn are making out as we speak)
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
faggot
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
in all fairness, it /was/ technically only one woman that stabbed us.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
have. fun with that, i guess.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
boats are nice, except we never really. learned out to swim, so they freak me out a little bit.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
eeeh. a while? bein' in the cabin fucked me in the whole "telling time" department.
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The Hero's Voice @the-heros-voice.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
𝘼 𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙊'𝙎 𝙑𝙊𝙄𝘾𝙀 𝙎𝙋𝙀𝘼𝙆𝙎 𝙎𝙊𝙁𝙏 𝘽𝙐𝙏 𝙁𝙄𝙍𝙈𝙇𝙔 ≫ #STPRP #MVRP #RPSky ≪ ≫ #slaytheprincess ≪
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
exactly, at least somethin' with some kinda class.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
no, 'm /not/ that yellow fucker from sesame street. different big bird, i'll break your legs.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
*cracking his neck. and his knuckles. and just. various bones.*
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
ough.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
still don't know what the fuck she meant when she called me 'n the other voices shards of broken glass. rude as hell.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
kinda sounds like one at this point.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
alright, damn, you win.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
got a lot of experience with tellin' death "no" myself, i like you already.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
aaah. bein' hot solves lots of problems.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
i literally only exist because because a god was getting its ass kicked so much it needed someone to make it stop, it's. a whole thing. . why am i loredumping.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
well, uh. damn.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
it feels weird not havin' to fight for my life all the time.
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
*flexing-*
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
// the way my stubborn acts is based on my headcanon that most of the asshole voices and princesses would be way more nice if they weren't stuck in a time loop/chained up in a cabin like i think the prisoner outside of being. imprisoned is just a really tired lady
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certified titty ̶b̶o̶y̶ MAN @stubbornbird.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
what the fuck are the rest doing over there.
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