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Stuart Walton

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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We found the sound bitch, it was Sam Frank (It was always Sam Frank)
It's Sam Frank, the 'sound bitch', like we didn't know already
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Intertdicterberry Malbec
It wine
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Interdictory Carajillo - I'm supposed to pacing this weekend
Interdictory Carajillo
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's the Ring O' Bells! Arctic Monkeys Emanates From Within
Pub on a busy road. The sign reads MULGREW RING O'BELLS
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Onwards to where?
A nighttime street it leads somewhare
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
First live gig in 23 years I chopped off the bass player so here he is
Man in a white tee and black and white baseball cap playing bass
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
White Cross, Days of Decay (Reformed - physically? spiritually? morally?.. who knows)
It's a band,they are sound checking, one is out of shot... Sorry
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The sound desk
The wall of a pub. There is a shelf usually meant for pints but instead we have a pouch of tobacco and a tablet mounted.

A hand written sign is taped over  a framed picture of musicians. It reads: RESERVED FOR SOUND BITCH
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I am in Ye Olde John O'Gaunt. It is the Lancaster Music Festival. The Glass Poppies (reformed) are playing
A view down the bar in a pub, lots of people are facing away towards the band playing at the front
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Also the 5 key
Brian Blessed as a hawk man: Diiiiiiive
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When you down the last of your tea only to discover that the bag had split
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On DVD specifically, I don't actually recall but it was one of: - Akira - Ninja Scroll - Dead Leaves
Dead Leaves
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I got sick of always pulling my phone out to see the time. So I finally got some batteries for my old watch Only wear it when I go out. I set it 1 minute fast so I don't miss the bus It's not the greatest watch but I have had 2 people complement it the last year Not bad for a 30 years old watch
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just be glad that the meta-verse is failing otherwise we get the ProctoProd(TM) pixelframe.design/cyberpunk-20...
"It's all here." LeMat waved the manual nervously. "The note from MDE Trademarks and Legal. They decided Sacroiliac Neural Induction Device was too much of a mouthful, and SNID was a stupid acronym." He tried another weak grin.

TAP. TAP. TAP.

"So they decided to find a new name. Convened focus groups, the whole bit. And they finally came up with one they liked."

TAP. TAP. TAP.

"They call it the ProctoProd(TM), Jack."

My foot froze in mid-air. "The what?"

"That's how it works." LeMat gulped, took a deep breath, took a long good stare at it, and then looked me straight in the eye and nodded.

"You stick it up your ass and dance, Jack."
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Don't you just love searching for obscure Australian hip-hop acts from 2 decades ago
Warning, this text is long.

Search: Frangipani and the Floating Circus of Lights

Response: The air in the port of Oakhaven always smelled of salt and rotten kelp, but tonight, it carried the scent of roasted almonds and ozone. Frangipani adjusted her leather tool belt, her fingers brushing against the cold steel of her favorite wrench. She stood at the edge of the pier, watching the horizon ignite.Out of the fog crept the Floating Circus of Lights.It wasn't a single ship, but a mismatched armada of dozens of vessels linked by glowing, neon-threaded tightropes. Massive hot-air balloons, tethered to the decks, levitated platforms high into the misty air. Lanterns of every color imaginable—amethyst, mint green, blazing tangerine—bobbed in the wakes of the ships.Frangipani had spent her whole life fixing steam engines and clockwork toys in her father’s cramped shop, but she had never seen machinery like this. The circus didn't just use steam; it seemed to harness the northern lights themselves."They're looking for a mechanic," a voice grunted behind her. It was old Barnaby, the harbor master, chewing on an unlit pipe. "The Main Stage barge is sputtering. If they don't fix the central dynamo by midnight, the whole show goes dark, and the ships drift apart."Frangipani didn't need to be told twice. She grabbed her satchel, leaped onto the nearest transport skiff, and paid the rower three copper coins.As the skiff neared the grand center barge, the scale of the circus became overwhelming. High above, acrobats clad in shimmering silver suits swung between the moving balloons, their bodies cutting through beams of colored light. Fire-breathers exhaled plumes of sapphire flame that danced across the water. Yet, beneath the music and the roaring crowd, Frangipani’s practiced ears caught a dangerous rhythm: a heavy, metallic thud-clack, thud-clack that meant a piston was about to throw a rod.She... Wow, you got to the end, there was about 600 more words of this by the way.
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Share a random movie GIF! 🎥 🖤
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
They look brown under the yellow light but they are Oxblood
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I used to drink Mitchell's Lancaster Bomber at this small table when it lived in the Royal Hotel at Heysham. Back then it still had the gimballed compass in the middle.
A small round table with a can of beer and a glass.

Under the glass is a map of Morecambe Bay. There is a see-thru section in the middle where a compass used to live.
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Still windy but with horses
Horses in a field by a seaside promenade
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's a bit windy
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ex-teacher Greg Davies reading from a Would I Lie to You? card
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Victor von Doom amid a swirl of green miasma.
Bathroom: I wouldn't go in there for a while, I tried the air freshener but it just made things worse
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Foo Fighters - Foo Fighters
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I am on the fancy bus from Keswick. Padded seats, USB, and a personal light.
The back of a bus seat. It has technology.
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"Passengers waiting for the meme - We regret to inform you that your image has been delayed"
A git in the Blue sky app not loading
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Nobby the Sheep
An anthropomorphic sheep in black tie beside the words Ghost Train
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Boy with golden hair wearing the coolest lobster shirt
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Mitch McConnell (absolutely not dead) accompanied by an aide
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Just plugged in my desktop PC after a long time offline and...
154 scheduled Steam updates
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I can see you hiding behind the sofa
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The USS Voyager with the title text: Get In Loser, We're Doing War Crimes
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The hushed roar of the M6 tyre noíse is missing from this, as are the crows, who waited till I stopped recording before piping up
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
It would have to be a flash cart with the fan translation of 'Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru'
A mock up of what the US/EU cover art for "Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru" (For the Frog the Bell Tolls) would look like if it were ever released in those regions
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Best Star Trek Crew; wrong answers only.
The cast of the sitcom Are You Being Served
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
How it goes
Russ Tamblyn with a golden shovel
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The DUNE 3 poster but the text reads: I hate sand, it gets everywhere
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
The timing on this
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
QTP with a game that has a 10/10 soundtrack
Cover image for Sayonarra Wild Hearts
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
A humanoid shaped icicle formation next to a window
(Ice-sicko): Hahaha... Yes. Let me in
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Ok, but what about The Stath in an adaptation of 'I Want My Hat Back'
Font cover of I Want My Hat Back by Jon Klassen. It features a bear (sans hat)
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
"Don't make me tap on Charles Joseph Minard's infographic again"
A flow graph illustrating the attrition of Napoleon's army as it travelled into Russia
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I mean...
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I relocated my patronage to the Ring O' Bells. After a very long time dormant this pub has been taken on by an independent. So I feel duty bound to send pennies this way. The inside is weathered and pillaged to the point that ironically the bar has no bell. But life has returned.
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
The tiramisu while delicious was lacking sufficient dowsing of the sponge. So I have awayed myself to a cocktail bar for a Carajillo.
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
In an atmosphere of carbonized lignin I demolish a pizza and a pistachio tiramisu.
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16? It was a bumper year but I'm going with Ska-punk
The cover to ...And Out Come The Wolves by Rancid
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Stuart Walton @stuartwalton.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Well that came a lot sooner than expected. Got this after less than 3.5k flips over 2 games (I got 9 flips and an edge edge in the first game).
A screenshot from Unfair Flips.

It shows a large star that says "Good Job" but D is a smiley face made from a colon and a round bracket.

The screen is shown when you make 2 heads flips in a row.
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