Stuart Hayward @stuartteachphys.bsky.social · 12/08/2026The biscuit thing works! Hooray for biscuits! 081
Stuart Hayward @stuartteachphys.bsky.social · 12/08/2026All I need to do now is avoid eating these delicious savoury biscuits for the next six hours. (Pro tip: check that the holes didn't close up during baking ) 000
Stuart Hayward @stuartteachphys.bsky.social · 11/03/2026They are very good at digging up lawns. There's also a kid's book called "Stinkbomb and Ketchup Face and the Badness of Badgers", which is actually a better read than it sounds. 000
Stuart Hayward @stuartteachphys.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Think of The Penguin as the crooked plutocrat from Batman, and Trump's affinity for penguins makes sense. 001
Stuart Hayward @stuartteachphys.bsky.social · 06/11/2025The signature of Guy Fawkes on the first piece of coursework he marked and the piece handed in two minutes before the deadline. 010
Stuart Hayward @stuartteachphys.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Remember this poll from last year? Look at number four and weep for the state of the national conversation. 241
Stuart Hayward @stuartteachphys.bsky.social · 27/06/2025One of the things teachers have to do is make ourselves redundant. To say to students, "you don't need me anymore, you can learn the next bits yourselves." It's a privilege to say it, but gosh, it's a bittersweet one. I want to know what happens next. 010
Stuart Hayward @stuartteachphys.bsky.social · 17/06/2025If this is your mental map of the world, reality is bound to feel like a comedown. (See also those whose fiscal map was formed in the Lawson boom.) 030
Stuart Hayward @stuartteachphys.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Church Parade today. "So the white candle in the Advent wreath is for Jesus, but what about the other four candles?" Just about resisted the temptation to say "The Two Ronnies". 000
