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Looking for more books to read. Editing one of my own. My stories can be found here: • StuartStories.com (for kids) • Writing.com/main/portfolio/view/nomonster (for all) #writingcommunity #booksky 💙📚

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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 9h
We need a brave reporter.
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 22h
This is actually the issue. They are not Team USA, they are team Red State. And they are losing, which makes them wish for the other states' demises. The GoP strategy has always been: In a race, trip your opponent. Not run faster or better.
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is super interesting. I work in marketing & have run a few charities & here's where I landed: A corp gives $10k & spends $20k mktg their generosity. Seems terrible, but the charity is VERY happy to have the $10k & they can use the self-congratulating posts to convince other corps to give.
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No need to win the lottery. You can do a lot with very little money. It doesn't take much $s or time to change a life or two.
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm not so sure this is fully true. Warren Buffet? JP Morgan? Both spent hundreds of millions (perhaps billions) on philanthropy. Musk, Bezos, Zuckerberg… nada. Or, perhaps … imagine how rich JP Morgan could have been if he had Musk-level lack of empathy.
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
…on "biblical grounds". Unsure what that even means, but it's what these voters pretend they care about. The only people worse than the Paxtons are the ones who will vote with them.
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Roberts court?
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Of course he does. This family profits from other people's blood and suffering. They're complete ghouls.
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The same people who cheered Hegseth for quoting scripture will cheer Mullet for this comment. The G in MAGA is for Gullible.
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What do you give someone who has everything? Shelves.
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Remember, his idea of love is rape.
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Right below the multibillion dollar oil deal with Russia post in my feed. Tip to the next admin: anything he specifically doesn’t counter is 100% the truth. And likely easily proved. The others are also probably true, but easier for him to deny. You don’t need many to jail and bankrupt him.
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Texans only. But they’ll make more money by putting their dentures under their pillow and hoping the tooth fairy doesn’t notice.
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The problem with our country is that some of these selfish seniors, who belittle the next generation’s work ethic, will trade our democracy for this one time bribe. And feel like they deserve the money. “I get $100 *and* racism? Deal! Mutter… mutter… kids nowadays…”
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I very much doubt that. These are the type of people that steal your money instead of growing it. Regardless of how this turns out, we will see these rapists again in the news. And it won’t be because of their philanthropy.
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Complete with the Spoils System. I guess this is what the "Great Again" means. Just not for 99% of Americans.
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Step 2: pardons Step 3: cabinet posts I might have the order wrong.
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was around for the dotcom bust. When asked, "Why did it happen?" my response has always been: "Hubris. People who thought they were good at one thing suddenly believed they were good at many things." Many crashed their side hustles as well as their main businesses. In short: Muskitis
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"I would like to kill innocent people directly, now." - Musk
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's like Icarus if he were demented and didn't realize he was drowning in the sea with burned up wings and talking about how the sky has never been bluer and he's the best flyer ever in the history of flying.
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can the Cornell Rapists help me win my fantasy league and gambling bets?
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So… Trump is profiting from murdering our citizens. Seems, somehow, what's the word?… "wrong"? Maybe even… "corrupt"? Oh, I know the word… "evil." When you make money by causing other people's suffering… that's evil. But MAGA doesn't care, since most of the jailed & dead people aren't them.
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He's Kidding about the Rock.
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let's be honest. If you vote Republican, you're basically voting for white supremacy. That's their whole gig now.
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Our military is going down without a fight. Crazy that this is how the world's best military comes to its end. Talked into impotence by a Fox & Friend.
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The people in the background are likely being paid $60 each to cheer for America's downfall. Scumbags.
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In related news: zero is a "low" number.
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The bible is pro rape, unless the woman is already owned by or betrothed to a man. Maybe that book (fantasy novel) isn't the best place to get our morality … but it does feel like we are doing so during this moment in history.
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If Dems do it = bad If we do it = freedom
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here is the pup right after her bath.
black and white cattle dog glaring at me
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I admire their decision for the wife to spend time with their kids, but the math isn't the point here. Early on, my wife and I realized that "her" salary was basically paying for childcare, then realized this was bad thinking. Why "her" salary? The question was… what did we want as a family?
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Confidence can substitute for comprehension" and competence is this regime's brand. Not one of them could pass a middle school exam on their areas of oversight.
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
But don't call them Nazis 'cause it hurts their fee-fees.
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sunday, my dog stopped & lifted up her paw. She thought it was broken. I took the acorn bit out. She tested the paw & it worked again. She thinks I'm a magic doctor. Yesterday, I gave her a bath & she glared at me the whole time. She thinks I'm the world's worst torturer. Sorry … not possible.
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I agree we should judge people by their actions & not their physical appearance. Yes, there is a BUT coming. But… • He has spent millions on the gender-affirming care he reviles. • He thinks he's part of a master race & his appearance - including what he did to create it - contradicts that.
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Money trumps ethics.
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In retrospect they should have provided their team with "sexual harassment PREVENTION training" instead of "sexual harassment training". It's a common mistake.
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They're hypocrites. And they don't care that they are. Now what?
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He is insane. Not crazy … literally insane. His brain is broken. The compromised GoP is presiding over the destruction of our military. They know it, but they won't stop it because they are scared and are making money.
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you put more than one half-wit into a room, you do not add their wits you multiply them.
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He won't consider the candidates' words or actions. He'll vote straight R down the ballot. He has zero empathy. Ain't never gonna give up the GoP.
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm changing the name from … AI – artificial intelligence to… SI – sycophant idiocy
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Because we voted really, really poorly 2 years ago.
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fully compromised.
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People should show up to everything Cruz goes to and ask him to sign Denny’s menus. “Hey traitor, can you sign my Denny’s menu?!?” Just incessantly until the midterms.
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's so easy to see who the bad guys are right now. And, yet, so many people can't (or won't) see this. Here's a quick process: Step 1) Are they bombing civilians, pets, and civilian infrastructure like schools & water works? Yes = Bad guys. No = Not the bad guys. End.
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If only there were a hell. And if only these people were actually afraid of hell.
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Russia keeps bombing Ukraine civilians. And now pets. This terrible US admin keeps saying Ukraine should ask for peace. Hey, I have idea which might seem crazy: Maybe Russia should stop trying to kill Ukrainian citizens and pets. Russia can end this war by … well … ending all their murdering.
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
1) What happened to all the other tariff money THAT WE PAID? 2) So, the tariffs are "Republican income" … not USA income? Is this why they seem to take commission for it?
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They never look in the mirror before they tweet. Or what they see is not even close to reality.
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