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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Here is the pup right after her bath.

black and white cattle dog glaring at me

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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Anyone who lives past 35 is a slacker.

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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I'm drinking some of the most expensive wines in Bordeaux right now. Crazy how much some of these wines cost. I have tons of pictures, but instead of posting one of those photos, here's some wine that in no way represents what we're drinking right now.

four box of barefoot wine single serve boxes

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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Oh, wait. I know this game from my childhood!

One of these things is not like the other.

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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Historically accurate will be interesting for a story that, itself, has historical inaccuracies and anachronisms embedded in it. Next up for Elon & Grok: the Bible.

Firefly: "River, you don't *fix* the bible." "It's broken."

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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Veronica Palmer of Better off Ted got this right.

"I can't hear you, I'm going through a tunnel." Said during a face-to-face conversation.

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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

"The lake is an ocean today." We live on a bluff above Lake Michigan and this is how we describe the water surface some days. On those days it feels like you've somehow managed to turn off the briny smell.

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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Good time to reread "The New Colossus" and think about why this poem was inscribed in the Statue of Liberty. The USA added it. Not France. Zohran Mamdani is one of the few politicians who are actually Americans. www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/46550/...

The New Colossus poem in it's short entirety.

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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

This is my feed. The soccer pitch is more crowded.

two posts top to bottom: empty 250th Fair field and 15 players shown on one side of a soccer pitch

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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I can only assume his profile is being written for this depressing tome. Only question is how high "up" he is rated.

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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

This is so disingenuous. Even if you don't believe he's a pedo or enables pedos, the list of things that could be dealbreakers is overwhelming. Anyone who thinks there are none is more than drinking the kool-aid; it's wilfully hands on your ears, closing your eyes & humming as loud as you can.

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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Dogs are next. I've read City and know how this all ends.

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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

But otherwise, he's doing a great job! Louisiana has the highest average score of all the states in key Quality of Life rankings. Almost perfect 50s in all categories. Joking aside, this is proof that you can either have racism or quality of life. Louisiana chooses racism.

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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

If you pre-ordered one, you deserve to be scammed. Sad that so many people did. When will they learn? Answer: never. A fool and your money are soon partners.

AI explaining that Trump collected nearly $60M from this scam.

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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

A box within a box. 1) You give them more credit than they deserve. Listen and watch more closely. 2) Next up: Read your Marcus Aurelius and The Magic String. 3) If you're expecting a reasoned debate, maybe next time don't have your opening salvo be "nutty."

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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Handy says, "Read a book!" www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1uc...

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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Literally the filter: Do you really want people to see the evidence? If yes, you're innocent. If not, you're guilty. He REALLY REALLY doesn't want us to see the files. Not only is he distracting, but he has rebuilt the DOJ to stop them form coming out.

Doonesbury cartoon clip: THAT'S GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY!

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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

This book's argument? Until only recently, wars were won not by strategies or weapons but by disease. The good old days! It's worth a read. I "enjoyed" it.

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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Just finished V, the original mini-series (1983) and it was a documentary of the future, our present times. Shown here: local cops helping the fascists murder and subjugate civilians. If only we could have seen this coming. #filmsky

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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

People should stop using this quote. It’s likely a mistranslation of mooring line for camel, and this is a picture of a fishing net needle. That being said, Osteen is fleecing sheep in the grand Christian tradition.

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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Actual photo of the cards Vance is holding.

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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

So we can talk about the Epstein files 4,711 times.

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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Iher first order of business shold be fixing the road into Mar-a-Lago. Perhaps digging it up entirely and creating a 3-year work plan, you know, in order to make sure it's rebuilt as well as possible.

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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Seen at a museum in Santiago about 5 years ago.

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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

"Be the welfare queen you want to see in the world." - MIke Johnson

Plaque reading: Be the change you want to see in the world.

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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Just finished this Hugo winning book. Hadn't even heard of it until I looked at the list of early Hugo winners. Expected it to be more predictive and less philosophical, but am not unhappy with the story. 📚💙 or #booksky

They'd Rather Be Right … front and back book cover

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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Taking a class on Moby Dick at UChicago > graham.uchicago.edu/course/moby-... < and I'm using a yellow highlighter to note key passages to discuss. So… unsure what this thread says about me. But what I've learned here is to not sell this book on the secondary market.

Moby Dick novel with a yellow highlighter attached.

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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

#Chicago #weather right now. And where are all the climate change deniers’ posts about how they might actually be wrong?

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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

ˆˆThis is it. Plausible deniability.

I see nothing. I know nothing. -Shultz from Hogan's Heroes.

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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Trump Republican? Tell me you're a corrupt, racist pedophile without … I mean, by *clearly identifying* that you're a corrupt, racist pedophile. Good that it's only 9%, but it's like learning that only 9% of your body has gangrene.

Rick Heidner - Trump Republican for Governor

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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Lake Michigan just north of South Haven. The volcano-looking one is about 50 feet into what is normally lake.

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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Read The Splendid and the Vile. Follow up question: Can I walk my dogs?

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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

@schumer.senate.gov Are you there? On the way there? Schumer? Schumer? … Anyone?

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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Watch the Daily Show. Recent hypocrisies… - you can't just land a boat and claim you own the land - we must defend innocent protestors from their oppessive governments - US can't have Russia as a neighbor

Map showing that Russia and Alaska almost touch

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