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Stuart Stevens 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @stuartstevens.co.uk · 03/03/2026

Boom roasted. Iranian Military Twitter throwing out bombs online as well.

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Stuart Stevens 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @stuartstevens.co.uk · 23/02/2026

If only we all had such courage. …‘braves’…

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Stuart Stevens 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @stuartstevens.co.uk · 06/02/2026

This can’t be real. 😅 Grok factually confirming Musk is a pedophile. Hilarious.

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Stuart Stevens 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @stuartstevens.co.uk · 05/02/2026

Poor duck. In all honesty he does seem deeply unhappy.

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Stuart Stevens 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @stuartstevens.co.uk · 03/02/2026

I’m alcohol free this year. Smashed dry Jan & I’m rolling it into Feb as I’m losing weight (go me). But I can’t wait to step over the impoverished kids on my way to the pub when I start drinking again. My £7 pint will now cost £6.95 and I’ll have the added benefit of punishing kids for being poor.

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Stuart Stevens 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @stuartstevens.co.uk · 29/01/2026

I’ve read that Mel’s only getting single figure views for her doc. What country is President DJT going to invade if she doesn’t get an Oscar for this? Will she need to give him the second hand Oscar after the ceremony to go with his second hand Nobel prize? I have so many questions.

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Stuart Stevens 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @stuartstevens.co.uk · 27/01/2026

The woman has no shame and no sense of irony. Scientists should study her brain to see how she can behave like this.

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Stuart Stevens 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @stuartstevens.co.uk · 22/01/2026

Nothing says "board of peace" like having two founding members not show up to the signing ceremony because they would be arrested at the airport for war crimes or genocide…

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Stuart Stevens 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @stuartstevens.co.uk · 22/01/2026

Right. What do we reckon the next mad distraction from the Epstein files is going to be? I’m just hoping it’s domestic and he leaves the rest of us alone. I’m sick to death of him.

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Stuart Stevens 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @stuartstevens.co.uk · 21/01/2026

Greenland isn’t even that big. If Trump wants it for his legacy someone should really show him an actual scale map of it. Frame it like a small hands innuendo and there’s a reasonable chance he’ll just move on…

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Stuart Stevens 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @stuartstevens.co.uk · 30/11/2025

When dads are left to look after the children… don’t threaten us with a good time.

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Stuart Stevens 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @stuartstevens.co.uk · 18/11/2025

I feel safer already. At least the 87 year old didn’t hurt the poor police officers arresting him for peacefully holding up a sign. Imagine a police force bragging about this on Facebook. It should be parody.

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Stuart Stevens 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @stuartstevens.co.uk · 20/10/2025

Starmer wants to allow these animals into Birmingham after they rioted in Amsterdam last year. Their matches in Israel are being called off in the last few weeks because of their ‘serious violence’. How will the British citizens be compensated when this lot inevitably commit violence in Birmingham?

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Stuart Stevens 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @stuartstevens.co.uk · 04/10/2025

After over 2 years of searching, I found my favourite mushrooms at Thetford Forest! 🍄🍄🍄 This is bucket list stuff worthy of a mention. You’re all welcome.

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Stuart Stevens 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @stuartstevens.co.uk · 28/09/2025

Why aren’t the Courts in the US conducting remote hearings for refugees and asylum seekers? If my clients were being targeted by rogue agencies with no accountability I’d be applying for judges to list cases remotely so the client could attend safely. Scary stuff.

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Stuart Stevens 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @stuartstevens.co.uk · 24/09/2025

You know when someone says ‘don’t push the mysterious big red button…’ I’m 100% going to take it now. For curiosity if nothing else. I’m not pregnant anyway.

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Stuart Stevens 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @stuartstevens.co.uk · 13/09/2025

I keep pegging my wife in public and she’s fallen out with me. Apparently it’s weird to take colourful clothes pegs out and covertly clip them to her when she’s distracted and wait for her to find them. Hashtag normalise pegging.

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Stuart Stevens 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @stuartstevens.co.uk · 12/09/2025

Now I see. It’s not the guns causing gun death. It’s all the hormonal trans people. It’s the 0.8% demographic to blame. How did I miss this? This is cartoonishly shitty to be saying on tv. Especially when the shooter is unknown! I couldn’t write parody as good as this. What a c.u.n.t. Genuinely.

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Stuart Stevens 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @stuartstevens.co.uk · 11/09/2025

The Kirk news is obviously tragic. But if I had lost a loved one to gun violence and heard someone repeatedly say that gun deaths were an acceptable price to pay to ensure others could own guns, I’d certainly struggle with it. I can see why someone might lash out against him.

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Stuart Stevens 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @stuartstevens.co.uk · 26/08/2025

There must be better fake tans out there. My wife looks incredible when she uses a fake tan. I just think she’s caught the sun. Why does he look Umpa Lumpa radioactive orange? It’s so weird.

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Stuart Stevens 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @stuartstevens.co.uk · 22/07/2025

Started lifting at the gym 4 months ago. Hit a 150kg deadlift today. Also, my son ate a whole melon. Today was good.

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Stuart Stevens 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @stuartstevens.co.uk · 09/07/2025

Got nominated for Northamptonshire’s ‘Best Solicitor’ yesterday. I was a little perplexed when the ushers handed me the envelope at court instead of it being sent to me directly. Was more perplexed when I remembered I’m not and have never been a solicitor. Well, you’ve either got it or you don’t.

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Stuart Stevens 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @stuartstevens.co.uk · 22/06/2025

I asked Chat GPT to predict my upcoming year through WW3 with a picture. It gave me this. It seems that AI knows how to motivate me for the end of days. Bring on the apocalypse!

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Stuart Stevens 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @stuartstevens.co.uk · 22/06/2025

It’s typical. We’ve just finished building our extension on the house and WW3 starts breaking out. I’ve now spent all my bunker building money on an above ground extension. At least I’ll see the bombs coming though the skylight. 🫩 💣 🤯

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Stuart Stevens 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @stuartstevens.co.uk · 01/06/2025

T rump A lways C hickens O ut 🐣 🌮 🐥 🌮 🐤

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Stuart Stevens 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @stuartstevens.co.uk · 31/05/2025

140kg pb today. 150kg incoming next week. It will be done.

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Stuart Stevens 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @stuartstevens.co.uk · 31/05/2025

When your mate plays pro hockey and you get to play with his recovery toys… 🏑☠️🏑☠️🏑

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Stuart Stevens 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @stuartstevens.co.uk · 18/05/2025

My wife went to normal school. I went to an obscenely posh school. I was trying to explain what a Fives court looks like without showing her a picture. On reflection, what sort of posho smack head designed a Fives court? It’s mental. What’s with the step? Trip hazard. What’s with the weird wall?

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Stuart Stevens 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @stuartstevens.co.uk · 09/05/2025

I’m doing some home renovations & wanted to buy something to help me move the heavier furniture around. Being a thrifty chap, I thought I’d save about £7.00 by using Temu. Who knew it would be shipped by land. The shipping updates are a revelation. I may send it back to watch the return journey.