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Stuart McPherson

@stuartmcpherson.bsky.social
370 followers 66 following 21 posts

I do stand up and writing

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Stuart McPherson @stuartmcpherson.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
glanced into a church and this was the slide on the projector
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Stuart McPherson @stuartmcpherson.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Mysterious having no thumbnail on it I think that’s good
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Stuart McPherson @stuartmcpherson.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Hey, I uploaded a brand new hour long comedy special for FREE on YouTube dot com last night It’s called “Love That For Me”, it’s a show I did at the 2023 Fringe. Hope you like it 💕 youtu.be/4snqjrYWR84?...
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Stuart McPherson @stuartmcpherson.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Getting the Severance brain chip procedure to send one (1) email
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Stuart McPherson @stuartmcpherson.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Santa’s getting jacked this year
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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
my full special comes out on youtube tomorrow! tell a friend!
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Stuart McPherson @stuartmcpherson.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Sounds quite good let me know if you find out
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Stuart McPherson @stuartmcpherson.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
We should have known Morrissey was a wank when he wrote Everyday is Like Sunday (negative). Sundays are class you big mad freak have a lie down and watch the snooker
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Stuart McPherson @stuartmcpherson.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
First of me hearing about it, thanks
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Stuart McPherson @stuartmcpherson.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I’ve never forgiven Lisowski for a mid session interval time-filling segment he did with Judd Trump a couple years ago where they were hitting daft shots and bantering about playing “naughty” snooker
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Stuart McPherson @stuartmcpherson.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Gonna find out shrek’s a beast next
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Stuart McPherson @stuartmcpherson.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Tough day to have a Gregg Wallace pop socket
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Stuart McPherson @stuartmcpherson.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I like the AI summary Google searches bring up now. It’s nice to get a little blast of wrong information before you start as a palate cleanser
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Stuart McPherson @stuartmcpherson.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
In a different time zone btw I’m not just getting smashed and tweeting the worst shit you ever saw in the middle of the night, I’m tweeting the worst shit you ever saw with all my faculties at a normal time of day
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Stuart McPherson @stuartmcpherson.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
(Sean Connery impression) Father John Misty’s second single She Cleans Up from his sixth successive album Mahashmashana
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Stuart McPherson @stuartmcpherson.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Ffs
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Stuart McPherson @stuartmcpherson.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
(Genuine) What are they called?
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Marc Jennings @marcjenko.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Some Laugh Stands Up Christmas Show Sunday 8th November | Blackfriars Glasgow Tickets here: www.skiddle.com/whats-on/Gla...
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Stuart McPherson @stuartmcpherson.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Getting dragged cause none of your mates are people you hate with completely different interests
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Stuart McPherson @stuartmcpherson.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Lot of pressure on this “new to Blue Sky… like 10 posts to show us what content you enjoy”. Like I like this photo of a duck but do I want my feed to be 10% ducks? I guess I do, is what I’m learning about myself
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Stuart McPherson @stuartmcpherson.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Every year my mate Ben sends this message into the chat on the eve of the UK championship snooker qualifying “judgement day”, knowing full well none of us care about it
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Stuart McPherson @stuartmcpherson.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
So far for me Blue Sky is failing to deliver the best elements of “the glory days of Twitter” (me being 15 - 21 years old)
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Stuart McPherson @stuartmcpherson.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Just told a customer service worker I’m disgruntled with that I have over 30 followers on blue sky and I’m sure they’d love to hear about this
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