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Stuart Houghton

@stuarthoughton.bsky.social
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Writer. Geek. Mononippled gadabout. I made SWEARDLE sweardle.glitch.me You're welcome. Listen to or read the play what I wrote erislabs.net/stu/nigel I am hagbardsapple on B3ta.

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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 5h
Phew! It's a good job using a hint only counts as a five second penalty or I might not have been first for once!
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 5h
Is it possible this is the AI getting confused about 'Horse'?
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 7h
Parseword #255 ⏱️ 2m0s ✅ 1 Assist Hint required to point me at the opposite end of the clue after much nonsense
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 9h
And the incredible thing is, despite all his achievements, he is so humble
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Me & my friends would kill Claude virtual cyber-hammers, I can tell you that much
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This has reminded me to rewatch EVENT HORIZON both because it is brilliant & because I am seeking inspiration for a MOTHERSHIP one-shot. Related: I just watched BLOOD MACHINES which asks the question 'What if LEXX was an incomprehensible music video? (complementary)' www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLHh...
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† BLOOD MACHINES † OFFICIAL TRAILER †
YouTube video by Carpenter Brut
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Burnham needs to appoint a Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport ASAP. That post has been vacant for too long.
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Parseword #254 ⏱️ 2m8s ✅ 1 Assist ⛵ Secret Found I think I fell down the same rabbit hole John. But I did find a secret!
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is what I imagine would happen if Hannah Fry saw a photo of my Hannah Fry Shrine
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bless Hannah she has no poker face whatsoever #thetraitors
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Poor Richardy
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh thank fuck. Everyone agrees that iPlayer is just too easy to use and missing some fuckawful UI/UX choices and an AI assistant called Iggy
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A deus ex machina is fine if it helps set up something better later on, IMHO
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There are a bunch of ways you could clue players in. Insight check for 'something feels off about this goblin'; rumours; lore dump in a book found on a corpse etc. Or just have the threat be real but not immediately jump to a TPK. Let the players narrowly escape so they can plan, gain xp, etc.
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This looks like it will be the start of a 1000-post meltdown thread that takes in how cooking pies with hard crusts is ableist bullshit and rolling pins are a vestige of colonialism
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Heating came on automatically this morning, lads. IT BEGINS.
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Saw Jane Weaver a while back and me & Mrs H (early 50s) were *comfortably* the youngest people in the room not holding an instrument
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What is that in the red and whose skin is it wearing?
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
yeah, same Parseword #253 ⏱️ 2m30s ✅ 1 Assist 🫄 Secret Found
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wasn’t able to secure any review code for HELLRAISER unfortunately. But I found this amazing FB clip of Doug Bradley doing a Scouse Pinhead and now I’m crying from laughter. He’s amazing. (Source: YMH Podcast.)
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It usually turns out that 'green bottles' was slang for a minority and the song is actually about a long-forgotten extrajudicial murder or a purge of Catholics etc.
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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gerard Butler IS The Doctor in GALLIFREY HAS FALL:EN
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nope! Maybe it was this thing
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah I know Photopea. This seemed to be a new, installable app.
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am fairly sure I saw a news item on a tech site the other day about an alternative to the GIMP that was trying to be more Photoshop-like. I don't *think* it was this but can't find the article now
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was just about to give it a try when I spotted 'vibe coded' in the AUR description :-/
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ah. I guess they have integrated it instead of whatever built-in AI Adobe uses?
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It looks like the software is free (in both senses) but there is a subscription tier that gets some extras, although I'm not clear what an 'nano banana' is. Maybe some kind of AI token for image generation?
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Parseword #252 ⚡️ 21s 💎 Perfect
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Worst. Weekly. Stats. Ever
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I rewatched North by Northwest a couple of months ago and my god she is just mesmerising in it. RIP.
Eva Marie Saint in North by Northwest
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The story being, "I Am Dead"
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I just saw this crowdfunder for a game that looks like it is doing what you describe, actually. There's no quickstart available but it looks like it uses audience approval or ratings as an XP system gamefound.com/en/projects/...
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Lights, Dice, Action! by Regular Wizards Co. - Gamefound
Lights, Dice, Action! is a TTRPG about creating a TV series or blockbuster movies from the comfort of your chairs. Are you ready to give the Audience the show of a lifetime? Lets smash those Ratings!
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#film26
film26.leaflet.pub
The Odyssey (Christopher Nolan, 2026)⭐⭐⭐⭐
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's a really cool idea. And of course, it gives the sneaky GM plenty of time to come up with things the players HAVEN'T thought of during 'training'
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I like the idea of that abstraction but I think I would like there to be rules for playing out-of-character too - scenes in rehearsal, arguments with the director about character motivation, #metoo etc. Otherwise you are just playing a regular fantasy/SF/horror game with easy combat
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Some people just remember the last book they read and claim that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife. But that's just Regency bias.
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Please do better (worse)
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not going to lie John, I feel let down
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Again, I would like you to walk me through how that would happen in practice. The point about people was that people do often have strong opinions - historical, cultural or otherwise - about the country they belong in. Creating a Free State Of Getalongia only works on paper, if at all
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is beautiful. Read it and let the spark from Mr Electrico shoot up from your fingertip to raise every hair on your neck
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But that is something that is within the reach of Israel as it currently exists. Why do we need to talk of 'replacing' it? Are there any other states that you think should be replaced outright? Also, 'political entities' do tend to contain people.
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do you want to walk me through how one might 'replace' a state? Would that be a case of electing a different government or are we talking something more physical?
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This one was so simple I couldn't see it for nearly two minutes Parseword #251 ⏱️ 1m38s ⭐️ No Assists
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I could swear I saw a headline the other day about how he had started work on what would be his last novel. Maybe someone read that and thought, No. He must be stopped.
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Jim Rossignol @rossignol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This gets said constantly, but it worth reiterating: Games Workshop being bigger than fishing is important to shout about because you wouldn't know it from government talking points, which are rarely about anything creative or artistic. Growth won't involve fish or steel, it will involve goblins.
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We were dangerously close to being electable, Green Party explains buff.ly/8fHFGS8
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
'Tunes Era' Holter :-)
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