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Stuart Walker @stuart-walker.bsky.social · 18h

Imagine being so catastrophically bad at a job that even the orange felon thinks you are so poor you need to be sacked after 5 days.

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Stuart Walker @stuart-walker.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

AFCB Bournemouth definitely not playing their first ever European home game.

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Stuart Walker @stuart-walker.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Lots of pearl clutching this AM based on the racist comments in the ITV Reform documentary. Well for the BBC and ITV execs at the back, we've been telling you this for years and you have continued to peddle their lies and falsehoods with little or no challenge. And now you are surprised?

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Stuart Walker @stuart-walker.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

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Stuart Walker @stuart-walker.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

PE never makes any business better.

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Stuart Walker @stuart-walker.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

It seems that Ukraine is no longer receiving intelligence data from the US. The problem for the UK is that our critical systems also rely upon that data. As we have seen, the US is not a reliable partner so our government needs to urgently develop our own intelligence systems or we will be at risk.

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Stuart Walker @stuart-walker.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

If we need proof then we only need to look at the UK government's addiction to Capita and Fujitsu. Companies that have shown again and again that they are not to be trusted with vital services and yet continue to get fat contracts.

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Tony Yates @t0nyyates.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Obvious... but great that ex military people with credibility are pointing it out, so that voters can take notice

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Stuart Walker @stuart-walker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

A child refugee who becomes a council leader and then an MP. We should be celebrating this and using it as an example of how Britain is a land of opportunity. Instead I expect Labour will quietly ignore it in case they upset the racists who won't vote for them anyway.

ignore.it

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Stuart Walker @stuart-walker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I agree. Hate him or hate him you have to admit Farage knows how to get a headline. Personally I think Davey ought to sue the BBC for the poor number of question time invites and put them on notice.

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TheBossRoss 🧶 @thebossross.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I don't know what's your plan for lunch and/or #dinner today, but even if you don't plan to overfill your #taco, this is a genius trick. Of biblical proportions.

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Stuart Walker @stuart-walker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Oh Richard. I feel like someone just shat in my head.

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Stuart Walker @stuart-walker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Anyone votes out Maya and they go on my shit list.

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Stuart Walker @stuart-walker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

People who have been vaccinated not getting their kids vaccinated is the epitome of Darwinism in action.

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Stuart Walker @stuart-walker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Oh come on this is basic! Once more for those at the back .. Cheese is ANYTIME food. If cheese is in something or on something then that thing also becomes ANYTIME food. Clear?

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Stuart Walker @stuart-walker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Hold that thought. I'm just off to the fridge.

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Stuart Walker @stuart-walker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Angry middle aged men with guns. What could possibly go wrong?

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Stuart Walker @stuart-walker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I think the BBC have done well on the Ed Sheerin controversy by getting a balanced range of views from Ed Sheerin fans.

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Stuart Walker @stuart-walker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Toll booths at all roads out of the village. "Independence? We didn't think that meant us"

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Stuart Walker @stuart-walker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Do you expect me to talk Goldfinger? No Mr Bond, I expect you to have an unfortunate milking accident.

expect.meexpect.me.to

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Stuart Walker @stuart-walker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

We need cowardly politicians to stop using phrases like 'legitimate concerns' and start growing a pair. Take these people head on.

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Stuart Walker @stuart-walker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I hope the beeb will make sure that they give equal weight to all opposing views.

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Stuart Walker @stuart-walker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I refuse to answer on the grounds that I may incriminate myself

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Stuart Walker @stuart-walker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I understand he will.also put lead back into petrol so we can stop using woke fuel.

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Stuart Walker @stuart-walker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I have chosen to support the cause of democracy in Myanmar in my own personal way by having another Bakewell slice while the missus is out.

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Stuart Walker @stuart-walker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

What's even more surprising is that they are all contractors who don't have much to do with the party and who Nige has never met.

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Stuart Walker @stuart-walker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Tony: oh no the community large hadron collider is throwing an error message! Joy: oh don't worry pet, I used to work at CERN so I can take a look at it if you'd like. #TheArchers

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Stuart Walker @stuart-walker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Harrison is an idiot if he thinks a woman saying that their relationship is over, twice, means that he's free to dick anyone he likes. #thearchers

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Stuart Walker @stuart-walker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I am an accountant. I once convinced my wife she was.a year older than she is by telling her that year zero was still a year so you have to count it as 1. The look on her face was priceless.

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Stuart Walker @stuart-walker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It is a universal rule that baddies in TV and movies are invariably awful shots. Goodies however can shoot the wings off a gnat at 100m with the 7th shot from a 6 round magazine.

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Stuart Walker @stuart-walker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Well he wants a child and she wants a daddy so....

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Stuart Walker @stuart-walker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Yes it was superb and because its on radio it won't get the credit it deserves.

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Stuart Walker @stuart-walker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It had echoes of the Friends "We were on a break!" But now it gone a bit mental. Jolene it has nothing to do with you or put another way Everyone who hasn't had an extra marital affair step forwards.. Not you Jolene.

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Stuart Walker @stuart-walker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I have so many questions about the article but I can tell you that the roundabout plays no part in it.

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Stuart Walker @stuart-walker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

This is what the Internet was invented for.

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Stuart Walker @stuart-walker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

She'll probably settle down a bit when Henry discovers what it's for.

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Stuart Walker @stuart-walker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Tomorrow: why the middle classes are reinstating communal outside toilets.

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Stuart Walker @stuart-walker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It's almost as though taking a big decision and saying 'fuck the consequences ' works better than trying to appease fascists who won't vote for you anyway.

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Prem Sikka @premnsikka.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

RNLI staff have faced "unacceptable" online & physical abuse since anti-migrant protests. "Deliberate misinformation and a misunderstanding" by thugs hiding behind "balaclava or a keyboard". Solidarity with RNLI volunteers. They do a great job in saving lives, must be respected.

bbc.co.uk

Abuse of RNLI volunteers 'wholly unacceptable', chief says

Peter Sparkes says there has been "deliberate misinformation" spread about the charity.

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Stuart Walker @stuart-walker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Be fair, bread is just a meat delivery mechanism.

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Stuart Walker @stuart-walker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Not saying it's Rob Edwatds but when we played Luton a couple of seasons ago, we had to squeegee the seats down afterwards.

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