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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 24/03/2026

🚀 MySQL 9.7 Early Access is here! If you’re a developer building data-driven apps, this is your chance to get a first look at what’s next — with performance improvements and features designed for modern workloads. blogs.oracle.com/mysql/mysql-... #MySQL #Dev #Databases

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 10/03/2026

If you're in a meeting on speakerphone in public, and you get upset when someone asks you to use headphones or turn down the volume, you are a special kind of asshole. Doubly so when that public space is in a hospital waiting room.

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 14/02/2026

Funny, watching the "tiem trial" yesterday, I wondered how fast they were going on some of the downhill portions becasue it looked like they were motoring.

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 12/02/2026

I'm pretty sure Olympic cross country skiers go faster uphill than I've ever skied downhill.

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 10/02/2026

I don't know who needs to hear this, but Mar-a-Lago is Spanish.

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 10/02/2026

If you watched the MAGA halftime show because you wanted to hear songs sung in English, please answer one question: What does 'bawitdaba' mean?

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 08/02/2026

The Sam Darnold Redemption Arc is just too irresistible. Go Seahawks!

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 08/02/2026

MAGA is actively rooting against American athletes solely because those athletes exercised their First Amendment rights, and MAGA didn't like what they said.

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 08/02/2026

The drone camera angles for the skiing and sledding events are simply amazing.

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 06/02/2026

MAGA is big mad that the artist for the Super Bowl halftime show doesn't sing in English. Their solution: put on a show where the headliner has a song titled, Bawitaba

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 30/01/2026

All this bullshit AND we lose Catherine O'Hara? We live in the worst timeline.

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 30/01/2026

That's not a penguin. It's Greg Bovino.

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 30/01/2026

For those following along at home, Trump has promised to lower house prices for those looking to buy but keep them high for those looking to sell. It truly is amazing that this economic genius bankrupted multiple casinos.

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 29/01/2026

During the movie my friend needed to use the bathroom so he yelled up and asked the projectionist if he could 'pause' the movie ... And the guy did.

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 29/01/2026

Seeing people talk about the empty movie theaters for 'Melania' reminds me of a time in the early '90s where a friend and I went to see 'Hero'. We were the only ones in the theater.

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 29/01/2026

MAGA: You shouldn't go to a protest armed. Also MAGA: The US should arm the protesters in Iran.

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 29/01/2026

I don't know who needs to hear this, but kicking a vehicle's taillight is not something you should be executed for, either.

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 26/01/2026

"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect." - Frank Milhoit

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 26/01/2026

The Second Amendment, if it were written by MAGA: A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed, unless you are a liberal and then we will murder you after we disarm you.

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 25/01/2026

Imagine how many dead MAGA would have been all over the Capitol on Jan 6 if the Capitol Police used the same rationale for deadly force as ICE.

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 25/01/2026

I guess the unspoken second part of "Don't tread on me" is "But feel free to tread on others, I don't GAF"

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 24/01/2026

This tracks, becauses they freequently publicize the name and face of a suspected pedophile.

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 24/01/2026

A subset of NFL fans are threatening to boycot the Super Bowl. Ironically, this is the same group who has claimed to have abandonded the NFL at least 3 or 4 times.

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 22/01/2026

I don't know who needs to hear this, but an internal DHS memo from Cosplay Barbie does not supersede the Constitution.

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 20/01/2026

I love that they repurposed the Jedi Temple into a football stadium.

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 19/01/2026

The football Gods giveth, and the football Gods taketh away.

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 19/01/2026

The NFL's script writers have absolutely nailed this postseason.

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 18/01/2026

I'm pretty sure the rules say no.

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 18/01/2026

I don't know about anyone else, but I'd love to see Jarrett Whatshisface win the Super Bowl.

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 18/01/2026

So, the NFL script writers decided to flip the script (pun intended) and start the game with an exciting play.

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 18/01/2026

Somewhere, the cigarette smoking man is smiling.

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 16/01/2026

What is the word for getting an award for something you never took part in? "Participation award" implies you actually took part in an activity.

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 16/01/2026

Trump has finally announced his healthcare plan...and...oh boy...just calling it a "concept of a plan" would be hyperbole.

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 16/01/2026

I don't know who needs to hear this, but an unqualified white man who believes he earned the medal that was actually awarded to a Latina woman who did earn it is EXACTLY why we need DEI programs.

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 16/01/2026

People with old trophies and awards have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 14/01/2026

I didn't grow up with you on Xbox, I grew old with you.

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 13/01/2026

Ice is pissed that ICE is tarnishing its reputation and has started fighting back.

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 13/01/2026

*and gave hime 26 chances

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 12/01/2026

One of my favorite uses of AI is to generate code commit messages. They are always more accurate and more concise than what I would come up with.

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 12/01/2026

I'm convinced that most people who refer to themselves as a "good Christian" are unaware of the actual definitions of the words "good" and "Christian".

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 10/11/2025

With Bowen still the DC, nothing will really cange

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 03/11/2025

Apparently, neither does Shane Bowen

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 23/10/2025

What kills me about Banks is that he often seems like he is in position to make a defensive play but can't find the ball.

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 07/10/2025

I need to know if he voted for Trump before I am able to feel empathy for him.

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 18/09/2025

🚀 Exciting News! Part 2 of MySQL Basics is live! This time, we're diving into MySQL Shell, your gateway to interactive database exploration. Perfect for beginners eager to get hands-on with their data. Check it out and start your journey today! blogs.oracle.com/mysql/post/m... #MySQL #Databases

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