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Scott Stroz

@stroz.dev
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Husband. Father. Coder. Golfer. Gamer. Die-hard NY Giants fan. Thoughts are my own.

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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 15/02/2026
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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 18/01/2026
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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 13/01/2026
Ice is pissed that ICE is tarnishing its reputation and has started fighting back.
A fascist asshole slips on the ice
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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 18/09/2025
🚀 Exciting News! Part 2 of MySQL Basics is live! This time, we're diving into MySQL Shell, your gateway to interactive database exploration. Perfect for beginners eager to get hands-on with their data. Check it out and start your journey today! blogs.oracle.com/mysql/post/m... #MySQL #Databases
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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 16/09/2025
MySQL Basics is here! Kick off your journey with Part 1: “Understanding the Building Blocks of Databases.” We break down instances, schemas, tables, columns, and rows with a fun library (and pizza!) analogy—perfect for beginners. blogs.oracle.com/mysql/post/m... #MySQL #Databases #LearnSQL
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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 27/08/2025
Same here, Joe.
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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 01/08/2025
This belongs in the insult Hall Of Fame.
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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 02/06/2025
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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 20/05/2025
Find someone who looks at you the way Norm looked at beer. RIP Mr. Peterson.
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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 22/04/2025
Kicking off the MySQL and HeatWave Summit 2025!
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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 14/04/2025
If you believe Trump is 6'3" and weighs only 224 lbs., here is a picture of someone who more closely matches those numbers: DK Metcalf, a pro football player.
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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 07/03/2025
If you are at SCaLE 22x and would like a chance to be one of the first people in the US with a limited edition, 30th anniversary Sakila plushy, come to my session about MySQL Shell at 12:30 PM in Ballroom H!
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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 20/02/2025
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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 13/02/2025
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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 28/01/2025
*Trans people exist* MAGA:
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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 23/01/2025
Sometimes, I crack myself up.
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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 21/01/2025
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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 20/01/2025
I am thinking of sending some of these to 1600 Penn. Ave.
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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 08/01/2025
I really do love the Internet.
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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 08/01/2025
Whenever I let my dog outside when there is snow on the ground, I am reminded of Bill Keane's Family Circus and Billy's circuitous routes to do simple tasks.
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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 06/12/2024
We need more teachers like this.
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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 02/12/2024
This could be the funniest thing I will see all week.
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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 28/11/2024
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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 19/11/2024
No stat changes, please.
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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 16/11/2024
Post a picture you took to bring some Zen into the zone.
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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 16/11/2024
I tried taking a picture of the moon. It didn't turn out the way I wanted, but I still think it's cool
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Scott Stroz @stroz.dev · 13/11/2024
This.
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