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Sturgella Nurbongler

@strontium90.bsky.social
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UK emigrant. Finally binned British passport to avoid saying: 'No todos somos racistas en reino unido' (we're not all racists in the UK but 52% of voters in 2016 probably were). UK's key challenge? Stop Reform's fascism. Almost vegan.. but cheese 🙄

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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 9h
The ICC was set up to investigate war crimes, crimes against humanity and genocide. Rubio is quite literally saying those things are OK by the United States. Anyone who buys goods or services from that nation is complicit. And yes, I know BlueSky is American.
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 14h
Once again Trump is overlooked for the Nobel Peace Prize. But all is not lost. December approaches & it's possible FIFA will make him a two-time winner. But there's been suspiciously little discussion about the likely winner of this year's FIFA award. Surely that prize isn't being quietly forgotten?
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And that's in October 😬
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
'Public executions' is an effective buzzphrase the USA uses when describing a place it's about to invade.
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Conspiracy theories. There's always a grain of truth. I bet someone once died from folic acid because a sack fell on their head. Or did you know certain people make millions promoting it. Plus Andy Burnham bathes in it. The stuff is pure evil.
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jenrick: the only MP whose constituency is an anagram of his description.
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not if she meant the station. That's my theory. Nasty dirty and noisy. Still not very Burnham but at least it works as an insult!
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes but Ferrari has a reputation as a far-right fanboy so I'm surprised by anything less than fawning over Badenoch.
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But why the name 'Procol Harum'? The answer is obvious. They were named after a cat. Because that's a totally normal name for a cat.
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hope she's not OK. Racists and fascists don't deserve sympathy.
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What?? Why is Ferrari giving her a hard time? Haven't listened to him for years but I guess it's because he's a Reform/Restore fan.
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Mail doesn't worry anyone when it talks about the nuclear threat to the UK because that's been completely and utterly obliterated. Must be true, Trump said.
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Private Eye cartoon: Man refers to cat saying to other man 'We call him Sheeran because he's ginger and likes to sit on the fence'
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Four words? Too sophisticated.
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If Trump thinks the people of the UK will be devastated he might be a little out of touch.
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dear Conservative Central Office Here is our bill for marketing consultancy. We are delighted you liked the title The Right Way & look forward to working with you again. With your approval we plan to develop RIGHT in exciting new contexts. Can we show you our ideas around: 'RIGHT Kemi?'🤩 Lunch?
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Presumably none. It's bizarre that the meaning of words is fiercely debated as the Palestine genocide - or whatever anyone wants to call it - continues.
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Schrodingers wet wipe. Sold as flushable. Blamed for blockages.
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's appalling poor baby I'm definitely voting for Trump now he wouldn't allow it if he was in charge
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
To be fair I'm cracking up thinking about cooking vegetables badly.
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was once asked by an American tourist which way round the Circle Line went. Blank look.. Clarkwise?
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She caused misery and division during her time in office but her real legacy were the decades that followed. Housing. Water. Finance. Austerity. Inequality. Brexit. Balaclavas.
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He probably thinks if he talks EU enough he can win an independence referendum. And be Saviour of the Union. 👑
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"What is it about the perpetrators of those horrors that doesn’t warrant condemnation?" Those horrors are not being conducted with support from the USA and the UK, using weapons made in the USA and the UK. They do deserve condemnation but our condemnation makes little difference.
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Respect to her. She doesn't say what's popular, she believes in common sense. Tax breaks for the rich may not be popular but it's common sense. Because rich people would prefer to have more money. See? That's common sense.
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Definitely. Even if 'one's peers' are the people who carefully weighed up the evidence ten years ago and decided to leave the European Union.
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kemi Badenoch revealed today to an excited public that she believes in common sense. This isn't new, it's something constantly repeated by the right and their media mouthpieces. But why? Because we're invited to believe that leaders of other parties don't believe in common sense? It's just weird.
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well yes but you haven't included everyone being two grand a year better off. Or world war being a bit less likely.
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I believe it's only for 'wonderful' seniors. Are you wonderful? If not I guess you get nothing. What does he even mean? He's vile.
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In the UK there has been controversy over hospital parking fees. My own view is that it's outrageous to charge relatives of people who are ill. On the other hand use of public transport should be encouraged.
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
True. If bringing down NHS waiting lists is seen as messing things up.
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Messed what up?
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
'Complicity' doesn't mean blame. Starmer was complicit. He wasn't responsible.
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Because Labour are responsible for global instability caused by a far-right government in the USA?
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Andy Burnham: from the high of the conference speech to the low of a potential lettuce event?
ChatGPT admits to being concerned about the UK's debt, calling today's numbers 'genuinely uncomfortable'
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The matter of the pound and the euro gets right to the heart of Brexit irrationality. They feel passionately about it but wouldn't be able to explain why.
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is grim. And makes the point that perhaps I shouldn't joke about there being nothing bad about Sweden. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
theguardian.com
Sweden must apologise for harm done to Sami people, says state-backed report
Truth commission accuses country of failing Indigenous people, amid rising tensions over land rights
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And yet Democrats on BlueSky repeatedly insist they love their nation. It's been drummed into them. Do they love Trump? They love being the world's top climate change offender? My Lai? Abu Ghraib? Guantanamo Bay? Of course there are some stunning national parks but spare us the 'I love America' shit
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The irony is that Brexiters say: "Ah but it's not just about money". For once they're right. The EU is about setting aside nationalism to avoid horrors of the past and it's about being a powerful voice in a world dominated by superpowers. For the UK joining the EU would be worth it even at a cost.
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Yes but Brexit happened years ago, therefore it can't possibly be to blame for Britain's ills" That is literally what Conservative Deputy Leader Alex Berghart just said. Deliberate dishonesty on another level.
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Conservatives really think people are stupid. "Leaving the EU can't be to blame because it happened years ago" They know very well that the damage caused by Brexit is long-term and that it gets worse every year. So pinning the blame on Brexit is exactly what should be done.
BBC News reports a Tory Shadow Minister saying Brexit can't be to blame because it was years ago
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
^^ That's all pretty much what my Swedish friends say😅 But surely we can have a meagre twenty? The next best country must get at least a hundred!
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This might have been the response to a challenge after too many snaps. Sorry 🇸🇪 😍😅
You have to pay to see the doctor
Surströmming
All the world's worst pop music
You can't say Merry Christmas on Christmas Day
There's a cake called Mormors hosta which means 'Grandma's snot'
The word for soya is the same as the word for soya sauce
People put jam in cereal
Unnecessary symbols äböve letters
If a public holiday falls on a weekend you lose it
You're not allowed to choose an MP
Pillows are square
People piss in a hiss
You can't change your name without government approval
Hotels don't have minibars
The most important day of the year (Midsommar) isn't a holiday
Trains are expensive
Places close early
Papaya coconut
Arlanda
The SDs and all they represent
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes not entirely a proud history. But my list only includes the present day, things like Arlanda, square pillows, mormors snusk, annöying symböls and midsommar not being a public holiday. Plus obviously the SDs and all they stand for.
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's almost as if he's lying and hasn't been briefed.
Screenshot of BBC News story under headline: Trump says arrested men were looking to do big damage.
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He's embarrassed himself even more than usual by revealing that he didn't bother to get briefed on reports the UK must have sent.
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trump is still certain the five men are terrorists. That's weird even by his standards. Does intelligence from the UK not reach the White House? Or it does, but he doesn't get briefed?
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Sturgella Nurbongler @strontium90.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Surströmming is number 2 in my list of Bad Things About Sweden. 😅 Probably a shorter list than for anywhere else but it still has nearly twenty offences!
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