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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 1h
⭐Oh, and if you change your mind or wanna trade in that skirt you're wearing for a nice pair of camos, we're having a pep rally up at the stick in oh-fifteen minutes.
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 3h
🌰Dootadoo, doo, losta leaves, dootadoo… (Strong Bad jumps out from behind The Stick) 🥊GRODY BLOODY GROSS AND BLOOD!!! 🌰Ehh, nice try, Strong Bad. I'm just not feeling it in broad daylight. And you were hiding behind a twig 🥊Yeah, I know! Why isn't it dark yet?
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 5h
⭐Strong Bad, so I see you decided to join the other side, eh? 🥊What "joining"? I AM the other side!
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 7h
⭐(flirtatiously) Strong Bad, do you notice anything different about me today? 🥊Umm, you broke into my house…? ⭐No, I'm always doing that
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 9h
🌰Why did you write "Cool Tapes" on my wall? ⭐Uhh, hello? Maybe because I like cool tapes? 🌰Well, I hope you like "cool" painting, because this has got to go! ⭐(out loud) Whomp, bwomp, bwahhh!!
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 11h
🌰Oh, you guys didn't have any luck either? Oh well. Happy Halloween anyways, everybody (The sky darkens) 🥊Whoa! Say that again! 🌰Say what? Happy Halloween? (The sky darkens again)
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 13h
⭐Keeeep onnn huggin' it. 🥊How did you get me to do this in the first place? ⭐Hug it! Hug it! 🥊And why do I continue to do it? ⭐Keep on huggin' it. Hug it down! 🥊I don't even like this tree that much.
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 15h
⭐Yeah, I swung by Strong Bad's the other day. The old lady had me out looking for some kind of "Dan evidence"(Cut to computer room) ⭐(in a sing-song voice) Strong Baaad! I'm wearing a hat and trenchcoat! ⭐Ooh! A tall, cool glass of Mountain Dwa. Don't mind if I dwa!
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 17h
🥊Hang. On. Shut. Face. Those were MY emails and you… squeaseled your way into them! ⭐I'm glad you believe that, Strong Bad. Anyways, lemme see that email. (He snatches the paper.) Oh, come on. Another pillow fight? Haven't they seen Hremail number 49? 🥊Hhhh-what mail?
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 19h
🥊Okay, let's see what we got from Homestar here… ⭐Open it, open it! That one's from me. It took me forever to pick out! 🥊What!? The Deep Impact DVD! You got me this for like the last three years, man! ⭐I know! And you liked it so much, I decided to get it for you again!
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 21h
🥊Crap the what!? This pink border is NOT holding up its end of the bargain! ⭐Pink border? (Cut back to reality) Strong Bad, what are you talking aboot? 🥊(looks around) Oh, we're back here. ⭐Yeah. I found your pocket lint. And Marzipan says you're an ogre.
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 23h
🌰Woo-hoo, Strong Bad, woo-hoo. I've almost caught up with you. I only have 90 more answering machines to go.
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🥊What makes you think I wanna check-a my email on a Homestar Runner shaped chair? 🧅 Aw, come on. Give it a try! (Strong Bad sits on the "chair") ⭐Ow. 🥊WAH!!! (He immediately jumps up from Homestar’s lap) 🧅 Whoops, seen enough of that one!
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
⭐Sup. 🌰Homestar, that is not cool. ⭐Yes, it is! Strong Bad said so! 🌰Well if Strong Bad told you to jump off a bridge– ⭐(with no hesitation) YES.
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
⭐Ten-hut! Prepare to feel the fluoride sting of the Homestarmy! Strong Badia… will be ours! 🥊No it won't. We were about to play some badminton. So… no invasion. ⭐(surprised and slightly disappointed) Oh. Oh, I see. (He pauses) ⭐RETREAT!!!
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
⭐(flirtatiously) Say, Strong Bad, your costume's making me feel a little bit, uh… Loosey-goosey. 🥊Shut your face-pile right now, or I'm gonna start feeling a little… (mimics Homestar’s tone) Punchy-wunchy. 👑I hope the Bumpuses' dogs run through here and knock you over!
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🥊Wow. I thought I knew what ridiculous was, until this day.
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
⭐Ack, Marzipan! There's only one of you! 🌰Don't tell me you forgot how to use your eyes again… ⭐Are you trying to tell me that I haven't been dating twins this whole time? 🌰Um, I don't think you're gonna have to worry about dating anyone from now on. ⭐Hooray!
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🌰Look, Homestar. It's just a date. This has always been an open relationship. ⭐Woah-hoh-hoh, says YOU! I've turned down more foxes' mothers than I can count just to stay loyal to you! 🌰(dryly) So four, then? ⭐Oh, that's rich. Mrs. Smarty Pants, eh?
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🌰🎵Oh yeah, oh yeah, and I really don't like him at all🎵 🥊Soo, uhh… (He makes a motion as if combing his bald head) Is that another song about Homestar? 🌰No, it's about you. 🥊About being in love with me? 🌰That's disgusting. And I don't like your outfit.
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🥊Are you gonna let some GIRL tell you how to run your country?? I thought we were bros! ⭐Wait, I thought *I* thought we were bros, and you're always beating various stuffings out of me 🥊…I thought we were bros!
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
off the cliff) Cannonbaaaall!
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
⭐I've always felt that essence of rose petals is my very-most favorite essence 🧀Mreh, mreh, mreh! 🥊Oh I agree, The Cheat. Essence of doodoo meringue has always been my favorite. Uhh in fact… there's a whole bunch of it down at the bottom of this cliff you can have! ⭐(Does a somersault
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🌰Here, Homestar. (She hands him the cup with a smile) Have some Melonade ⭐Don't mind if I do! (Chugs the potion)
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
(The screen extends to the right, revealing Homestar) 🥊What, uh, what‘re you doin’ over there? ⭐Oh, I'm pretty much here every week. It's just that usually I'm behind the black. 🥊Guess I should start… looking to the right more often.
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
⭐Ooh, yes! I got Strong Bad to say something stupid! The Grumblecakes will be mine! 🥊What!? What the crap just happened? Is it possible that I was just… outsmarted by Homestar Runner???
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🥊Man, this sucks. Halloween Night's almost over and still no sign of Halloween Night! We should be out there turning treats right now! 🌰Oh, you guys didn't have any luck either? Oh well. Happy Halloween anyways, everybody
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🥎I mighta guessed you was behind all this! ⭐Coach Z, get these low-lifes outta my sight! (Coach Z grabs Strong Bad and The Cheat and starts dragging them away) 🥊You set me up! You set me up! The Cheat, tell… tell him that he set you up. YOU SET ME UP!!!
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
⭐Oh Strong Sad, I absolutely ADORE your Donnie Darko costume! 🥊(hurriedly) MORE LIKE DONNIE DORKO.
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🥊Homestar, shut up! This is about that patch on the couch. It's clearly already on there in your flashback ⭐Oh-oh-ohh! I thought this week's email was entitled, "Teddy Graham Memories"
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🥊Do you don't not dislike not Strong Bad? 🌰Um… I guess. 🥊See! I told you you loved me! Ooh! I knew it all along! Wait until my friend Emily from Ohee-oh hears this!!! Ooh, I knew she loves me! 🌰Whatever. C’mon Carol, let’s rock.
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(Strong Bad knocks down the envelope and scissors. Marzipan glares at him.) 🥊Ugh, never mind! What the lady fans really want is some PY-RO-TECH-NICS!! (He throws the lighter, burning everything on the table and Marzipan’s hair) 🌰Strong Bad… You're a horse's tweese.
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
⭐Ack, Marzipan! There's only one of you! 🌰Don't tell me you forgot how to use your eyes again… ⭐Are you trying to tell me that I haven't been dating twins this whole time? 🌰Um, I don't think you're gonna have to worry about dating anyone from now on. ⭐Hooray!
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
⭐The laughter and love! 🌰Carefree shenanigans! ⭐&🌰(deadpan) The one where we kiss.
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🌰🎵Oh yeah, oh yeah, and I really don't like him at all🎵 🥊Soo, uhh… (He makes a motion as if combing his bald head) Is that another song about Homestar? 🌰No, it's about you. 🥊About being in love with me? 🌰That's disgusting. And I don't like your outfit.
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🥊Ordinarily, I'd just drown my sorrows in video games, but for this, maybe I should drown them in drowning… THEM! (He smiles) ⭐Uh, maybe let's not kill anybody. We should just try and ruin their date. 🥊Explain to me how drowning them wouldn't ruin their date.
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🌰Look, Homestar. It's just a date. This has always been an open relationship. ⭐Woah-hoh-hoh, says YOU! I've turned down more foxes' mothers than I can count just to stay loyal to you! 🌰(dryly) So four, then? ⭐Oh, that's rich. Mrs. Smarty Pants, eh?
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
⭐Sup. 🌰Homestar, that is not cool. ⭐Yes, it is! Strong Bad said so! 🌰Well if Strong Bad told you to jump off a bridge– ⭐(with no hesitation) YES.
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
⭐Soo, ladytype. I'm wearing tight pants so as to accentuate all my bubble teas. 🌰Have I broken up with you yet? ⭐Yeah, a couple times.
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🧅Jibblie? ⭐We're snowed in again! 🥊Alright Homestar, we're on our own. All the good characters have already been jibblied. ⭐But what about Coach– 🥊ALL! The good characters!
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🥊Are you gonna let some GIRL tell you how to run your country?? I thought we were bros! ⭐Wait, I thought *I* thought we were bros, and you're always beating various stuffings out of me 🥊…I thought we were bros!
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🧅Jibblie? ⭐We're snowed in again! 🥊Alright Homestar, we're on our own. All the good characters have already been jibblied. ⭐But what about Coach– 🥊ALL! The good characters!
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
⭐Ooh, yes! I got Strong Bad to say something stupid! The Grumblecakes will be mine! 🥊What!? What the crap just happened? Is it possible that I was just… outsmarted by Homestar Runner???
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(The phone begins to ring) 🌰Homestar, could you get that? ⭐(singsong) No wa-ay! 🌰(angrily) Homestar, I'm busy tuning my costume! ⭐And I'm busy not answering the phone!
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a> make homestar’s head explode.exe ⭐No can do. 🥊Aw crap! This computer is worthless.
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🥊Do you don't not dislike not Strong Bad? 🌰Um… I guess. 🥊See! I told you you loved me! Ooh! I knew it all along! Wait until my friend Emily from Ohee-oh hears this!!! Ooh, I knew she loves me! 🌰Whatever. C’mon Carol, let’s rock.
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🌰Oh, you guys didn't have any luck either? Oh well. Happy Halloween anyways, everybody (The sky darkens) 🥊Whoa! Say that again! 🌰Say what? Happy Halloween? (The sky darkens again)
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a> make homestar’s head explode.exe ⭐No can do. 🥊Aw crap! This computer is worthless.
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🌰Woo-hoo, Strong Bad, woo-hoo. I've almost caught up with you. I only have 90 more answering machines to go.
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🥊⭐🌰 quotes ​ @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
⭐(laughs) Oops, sorry! I was lookin at next week. This is what I meant to say: Marzipan, this is it! I'm finally gonna tell a top-notch, four-anna-half stars with over 600 reviews ghost story! And y'know what that means… 🌰Umm, that you're gonna break up with me next week apparently?
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