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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 30m

🥊Now all the lame characters have been jibblied too! (Homestar clears his throat angrily) 🥊Uh, sorry man. All but one. ⭐(indignantly) Thank you very much!

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 2h

⭐And the coop de graw, spin my buzzer 🥊Your WHAT? ⭐My buzzer! Give it a spin! 🥊Ugh… why am I doing this…

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 4h

⭐(flirtatiously) Say, Strong Bad, your costume's making me feel a little bit, uh… Loosey-goosey. 🥊Shut your face-pile right now, or I'm gonna start feeling a little… (mimics Homestar’s tone) Punchy-wunchy. 👑I hope the Bumpuses' dogs run through here and knock you over!

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 6h

🥊So that's pretty much how it all went down, huh? ⭐Oh, yes. Read me another one! Another one! 🥊Ohhh, very well. This one's called "The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw"!

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 8h

🌰Woo-hoo, Strong Bad, woo-hoo. I've almost caught up with you. I only have 90 more answering machines to go.

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 10h

🥎I mighta guessed you was behind all this! ⭐Coach Z, get these low-lifes outta my sight! (Coach Z grabs Strong Bad and The Cheat and starts dragging them away) 🥊You set me up! You set me up! The Cheat, tell… tell him that he set you up. YOU SET ME UP!!!

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 12h

⭐Extrie, extrie! Read all about it! Halloween Night missing! In unrelated news, this newsboy get-up is NOT my Halloween costume! (Cut to basement) 🥊This is bulldonk! How are we supposed to scandalize and vandalize without the protective cover of Halloween night??

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 14h

⭐Soo, ladytype. I'm wearing tight pants so as to accentuate all my bubble teas. 🌰Have I broken up with you yet? ⭐Yeah, a couple times.

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 16h

🌰This lady doesn't know what she's talking about. And I don't like her pseudo-name. ⭐Aw, you're just jealous cause she gets all the hot boys (A crumpled paper hits Homestar's face. He picks it up.) ⭐(reading) "No I don't. Strong Bad. I mean, Cara Carabowditbowdit"

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 18h

(Strong Bad knocks down the envelope and scissors. Marzipan glares at him.) 🥊Ugh, never mind! What the lady fans really want is some PY-RO-TECH-NICS!! (He throws the lighter, burning everything on the table and Marzipan’s hair) 🌰Strong Bad… You're a horse's tweese.

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 20h

🥊Crap the what!? This pink border is NOT holding up its end of the bargain! ⭐Pink border? (Cut back to reality) Strong Bad, what are you talking aboot? 🥊(looks around) Oh, we're back here. ⭐Yeah. I found your pocket lint. And Marzipan says you're an ogre.

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 22h

🌰Why did you write "Cool Tapes" on my wall? ⭐Uhh, hello? Maybe because I like cool tapes? 🌰Well, I hope you like "cool" painting, because this has got to go! ⭐(out loud) Whomp, bwomp, bwahhh!!

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

⭐Oh, come on. Another pillow fight? Haven't they seen Hremail 49? 🥊Hhhh-what mail? ⭐Hremail. You've got sbemails, I've got hremails

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

a> make homestar’s head explode.exe ⭐No can do. 🥊Aw crap! This computer is worthless.

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

🥊What makes you think I wanna check-a my email on a Homestar Runner shaped chair? 🧅 Aw, come on. Give it a try! (Strong Bad sits on the "chair") ⭐Ow. 🥊WAH!!! (He immediately jumps up from Homestar’s lap) 🧅 Whoops, seen enough of that one!

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

⭐(laughs) Oops, sorry! I was lookin at next week. This is what I meant to say: Marzipan, this is it! I'm finally gonna tell a top-notch, four-anna-half stars with over 600 reviews ghost story! And y'know what that means… 🌰Umm, that you're gonna break up with me next week apparently?

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

⭐Hey, Strong Bad, hey! Can I put this gross old wig in your time machine? 🥊Umm, it's a capsule, no, and I-hate-you-get-out. ⭐Cool, cool 🥊Why would you wanna put that nasty thing in a time capsule anyway? ⭐Cause it's gross and nasty and old and I don't want it.

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

🥊So that's pretty much how it all went down, huh? ⭐Oh, yes. Read me another one! Another one! 🥊Ohhh, very well. This one's called "The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw"!

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

⭐Keeeep onnn huggin' it. 🥊How did you get me to do this in the first place? ⭐Hug it! Hug it! 🥊And why do I continue to do it? ⭐Keep on huggin' it. Hug it down! 🥊I don't even like this tree that much.

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

🥊Do you even have an email address? ⭐Of course I do. Everybody knows it's DJ Mankiewicz at Homestar Runner dot com! 🥊There's a good chance my brain is about to explode right now.

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

🌰Woo-hoo, Strong Bad, woo-hoo. I've almost caught up with you. I only have 90 more answering machines to go.

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

🌰Here, Homestar. (She hands him the cup with a smile) Have some Melonade ⭐Don't mind if I do! (Chugs the potion)

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

🥊Ordinarily, I'd just drown my sorrows in video games, but for this, maybe I should drown them in drowning… THEM! (He smiles) ⭐Uh, maybe let's not kill anybody. We should just try and ruin their date. 🥊Explain to me how drowning them wouldn't ruin their date.

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

🌰Oh, you guys didn't have any luck either? Oh well. Happy Halloween anyways, everybody (The sky darkens) 🥊Whoa! Say that again! 🌰Say what? Happy Halloween? (The sky darkens again)

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

⭐Oh, you mean the jibblies painting 🥊Wait, you know about it? ⭐Yeah! Brother called up Marzipan right before I ran into you 🥊Jibblies via phone line? It's worse than I thought! ⭐Poodonkis must be stopped!

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

🥊And the Number One item on Strong Bad's Bottom 10 is th– ⭐Hey Strong Bad. What about my bottom? 🥊Nobody wants to hear YOUR bottom 10, Homestar ⭐No no, not my Bottom 10. My bottom! Y’know, 🎵butt dance again, let the rhythms down your pants now🎵 (Strong Bad vomits)

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

🥊So we shut down Bubs' operation. And not just cause he was an unlicensed unlicensed seller either. Guess what all those piñatas were full of… Homestar? (Cut to room. Homestar has bits of glass stuck in his face) ⭐🎵Broken glass, broken glass, broken glass, broken glass!🎵

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

🥊And then in the future it'd be a huge hit and they'd send all the royalties and groupies back in time to me right… NOW! (The doorbell rings) 🥊Holy gosh, it worked! I'm the meanest genius! ⭐Hey, Strong Bad, hey! Can I put this gross old wig in your time machine?

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

🥊One thing I definitely know about lady fans is that they all like crappy arts and crafts projects 🌰Today we're going to make a really creative centerpiece out of junk mail and kitty litter! 🥊(sarcastically) Sounds heavenly…

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

(With a poof, Homestar turns into a clone of Marzipan) 🌰Hooray! I'm not the only girl! ("Marzipan" opens their mouth to revealing a set of rotting teeth while scrunching up their chin, and begins to speak in a distorted voice) ❓I think we're gonna become fast friends 🌰AAHHH!!!

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

⭐I've always felt that essence of rose petals is my very-most favorite essence 🧀Mreh, mreh, mreh! 🥊Oh I agree, The Cheat. Essence of doodoo meringue has always been my favorite. Uhh in fact… there's a whole bunch of it down at the bottom of this cliff you can have! ⭐(Does a somersault

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

⭐The laughter and love! 🌰Carefree shenanigans! ⭐&🌰(deadpan) The one where we kiss.

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

🥊We were just burying our problems here in the spooky woods when we found this creepy cliff! It's perfect for the chucking-off of busted old TVs ⭐Essence of busted old TVs? Cause I got a serious jones! 🥊Uh, I think these TVs lost their essence in the seventies

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

(Strong Bad holds up his glove to show off a mirrored “DELETED” in Gothic text) ⭐Strong Bad, they spelled that backwards. You need to take that thing back- (Strong Bad punches Homestar, leaving the “DELETED” stamp facing correctly on his forehead)

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

🥊So that's pretty much how it all went down, huh? ⭐Oh, yes. Read me another one! Another one! 🥊Ohhh, very well. This one's called "The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw"!

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

⭐Strong Bad, so I see you decided to join the other side, eh? 🥊What "joining"? I AM the other side!

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

🌰Look, Homestar. It's just a date. This has always been an open relationship. ⭐Woah-hoh-hoh, says YOU! I've turned down more foxes' mothers than I can count just to stay loyal to you! 🌰(dryly) So four, then? ⭐Oh, that's rich. Mrs. Smarty Pants, eh?

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

⭐Woah-hoh, Marzipan! You look like a fox's mother! 🌰Homestar, if you're trying to say I'm a foxy mama, that's actually more offensive. ⭐Right, right, you know what I mean. The more offensive one.

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

🥊Uh, why does this feel… weird? ⭐What’re you talking about? We stand around in the snow dressed in Decemberween-themed costumes every year. It's our thing, it's what we do! 🥊Are you sure? I think we may have gotten our… weens crossed. 👻(audibly distressed) Can you please never say

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

🥊It's not a trash capsule! Look, this is for cool stuff so people of the future know how cool I am ⭐Well then I'll just make my own time box with a gross old wig in it. So all the future peoples will know I had a gross old wig! 🥊(deadpan) Good. Now leave. ⭐Yup!

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

🥊Is there like a sign on my door that says "Wanted: Everyone I hate. Inquire within."

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

⭐Happy hundredth birthday, Strong Bad!

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

⭐…and then he said it was like a great sports play. And I don't even think that applies to this situation 🌰That's great, Homestar. Why don't you just get him a shirt? He doesn't seem to have very many of those. ⭐No, I'm pretty sure he enjoys going topless

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

🥊Hang. On. Shut. Face. Those were MY emails and you… squeaseled your way into them! ⭐I'm glad you believe that, Strong Bad. Anyways, lemme see that email. (He snatches the paper.) Oh, come on. Another pillow fight? Haven't they seen Hremail number 49? 🥊Hhhh-what mail?

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🥊⭐🌰 quotes @strongstarzipan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

⭐Aw come on, old timer. It's not so bad. You wanna help me check this email? 🥊I'm not gonna help you CHECK your email! I'm gonna help MYSELF, RUIN your email! Hooyah!! (He sprints offscreen, then returns with ice cream sandwiches) 🥊AND help myself to your ice cream sammies… Hoo-YAH.

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