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John Chmura

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Pine Barrens Poet

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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 18h
#PoetsOfDoom #Sky @daveashleypoet.bsky.social PoetsOfDoom adjacent, I don’t always answer the call, but I could not hold back today.
PALANTIR

in the backyard some summer morning
after a poop and scraping grass over it
the pup hears a jet low over the house
and sniffs a baby blue quadrant of sky
foolish I look up reflexively
right into the brassy gold sun.

in the black satin screen of my eyelids
I see a hell of raging orange streaks
is this what the schoolchildren saw
as their heads exploded
was it super intelligence
that sent the bomber to a school?
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 20h
#AcrosticOctober #Serene @daveashleypoet.bsky.social seasonal inertia yielding earlier mornings and later evenings and reversing cyclically even as it expresses irrepressible linearity nuanced flow of peaceful transitions echoes an eternal meditation
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#Senryu #Bad #Puppy pissed me off all day but watching you sleep forgiving all
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#haikusaturday #haiku we come in drenched I reach for towels puppy shakes and laughs
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
##SomethingEveryday #mead @sonnetsmith.bsky.social i asked for wine, honey she brought me honey wine i’d better not ask for me knife
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#AcrosticOctober #SHINY @daveashleypoet.bsky.social self-absorbed narcissists should hide the aranmula kannadi in which their illuminated souls nevermore remain benighted yearning now for undeserved redemption
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh yeah, a big shout out to #PoemsAbout poet, @vientoverde.bsky.social, who made frogpondfriday on FB. I am also in issue 49.2!!! I hope they post my ku someday! I think I sense some #rot in there, too!!!
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#PoemsAbout #Rot @thebrokenspine.co.uk I think the great Bob Marley said it best: every day a bucket a go a well one day a bottom a go drop out
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Robert Nesta Marley Energetic Jogging
ALT: Robert Nesta Marley Energetic Jogging
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#SomethingEveryday #Smile @sonnetsmith.bsky.social i like to say i’m smiling on the inside when it’s probably more of a sneer when i was working people got used to me answering on the third ring those in the know knew i was doing thich nhat hanh’s telephone meditation now i let it go to voicemail
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I meant “strands” not “stands”
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#AcrosticOctober #GOLDEN @daveashleypoet.bsky.social gossamer stands dew laden orb weavers have gifted after late night carousing dinner dates and dancing ephemeral daydream catchers naturally gilt
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am totally awed by the craft in Jen’s poem this week.
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A hook is one thing, but it takes a fine poet to carry through without missing a beat.
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#PoemsAbout #Rot @thebrokenspine.co.uk I will put a reading in the comments.
KNOCK GO GENTLE

round here
knock gentle
better yet holler

anything made of wood
termites have
probly obliterated

holeyer than your mama’s
teeth on the nightstand
that kind of fit so you share them

the buckets catching drips
from the ceiling
themselves leak through rags onto the floor

if there was a doctor in these parts
they’d tell you speaking of holes
your liver weren’t none too good neither
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Once again, @frankhudson.bsky.social schools us and entertains us!!!
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#SomethingEveryday #NationalPoetryDay @sonnetsmith.bsky.social I could never pick my favorite poem, but I am sharing Cuttings, by Theodore Roethke, as well as my poem, Still Life Lady’s Slipper and Glass, from my book, 539. It is one of several poems I have written for my friend who died in 1986.
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This photo from 16 years ago came up in my FB memories today. My little Shirley was the best partner in crime, and when she rode shotgun it was always cheek to cheek. I loved her so much…
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#AcrosticOctober #Pumpkin @daveashleypoet.bsky.social Pet names for those under the thrall of moonlight and music playful pretty shorthands for love kind of irk me so can you tell I never was anyone’s Nooky Poo?
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Here are some related photos of the old cranberry sorting and packing building and the once again wild cranberry bogs.
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#PoemsAloud #NewJersey #Pines #DoubleTrouble #Cranberries Some may know my poem, Double Trouble. It was mainly about the abandoned buildings. I’m also interested in how the bogs haven’t been cultivated since around 2010. youtu.be/GHtj7gwd9Aw?...
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John Chmura reads Return to Double Trouble
YouTube video by John Chmura
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#SomethingEveryday #Thunderbirds @sonnetsmith.bsky.social a lifetime before super mario nation there was supermarionation i never saw the thunderbirds but i really wanted to live in the futuristic black world of fireball xl5 so jealous of steve zodiak when he flew hover bikes with doctor venus
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#SillySeptember #Xyrastic @daveashleypoet.bsky.social they needed an auctioneer to read the side effects for Xyrastic but even that left no time to mention what it supposedly cures i wasn’t very concerned about the 4 hr erection but the punning in church was utter nunsense
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#SomethingEveryday #Geese @sonnetsmith.bsky.social what a fucking wreck I worked through college at a drug store the owner incessantly burped and farted one pharmacist thought it was fun to goose the teenage workers was it ok since he grabbed boys and girls I got my friend a job he stole 500 valium
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#SillySeptember #palceous @daveashleypoet.bsky.social fleeing the sea decorum to the wind i ripped off my trunks and ran to the shower but alas my unmentionables were consumed by the most palceous ulcers where stringy tentacles still clung from dying skin
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah, those loxious bagels are to die for…
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#SomethingEveryday #Rabies #FuckTrump @sonnetsmith.bsky.social rabies would be cuter if it meant baby bunnies if you see a raccoon in the daytime they say it could be rabid if you see an orange raccoon it is definitely rabid even with the press pool 🎤 turned off his very existence is a turn off
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#SillySeptember #loxious @daveashleypoet.bsky.social i know it’s a schlep but trust me you’d be meshuga to go anywhere else for a bialy with a schmear and the cat’s pajamas a loxious bagel stacked with smoky goodness
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Back with #2 #SomethingEveryday #Rivers #haiku @sonnetsmith.bsky.social tidal river ebbs seagulls suck snails from the muck
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#SomethingEveryday #waters @sonnetsmith.bsky.social i hate those dumb commercials where a clumsy kid or dopey dad knocks over a glass and a slo-mo voiceover goes NOOOOO! then after that pseudo-emergency a hand model calmly wipes up the spill with one paper towel in real life i’d be like FUUUUUCK!
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#SillySeptember #senomistics @daveashleypoet.bsky.social it drains endowments and boggles my foggy mind while the undergrads are studying senomistics the grads are on to neo-senomistics and the post-docs are writing post-senomistic tomes meanwhile 3 year olds are solving rubik’s cubes in 3 seconds
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If this poem is rough, I don’t wanna be smooth!!!
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I know this was silly, but I think I now know where the & thing came from. My Kindle version of The Doll, by Bołeslaw Prus, replaces every ‘ and “ with funky characters. A 900 page slog, but I did read it!!! 🏋️
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This!!!
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#SomethingEveryday #Bunny @sonnetsmith.bsky.social #haikusaturday #haiku if i don’t move thinks the bunny you can’t see me
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#SillySeptember #tritzy @daveashleypoet.bsky.social this president is totally on the fritz covered in gold leaf putting on the ritz his tone deaf wife is always just as fritzy stilettos at disasters looking kinda tritzy pawing @ p—y with his grubby mitts leaving poopy puddles everywhere he sits
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Five songs you were obsessed with from five different stages of your life. 1. Aqualung, Jethro Tull 2. The Cutter, Echo and the Bunnymen 3. She Sells Sanctuary, The Cult 4) 74/75, The Connells 5) Living in Colour, Frightened Rabbit
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@teaintheweeds.bsky.social is in the house and kickin’ it!!!
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#SomethingEveryday #Dream @sonnetsmith.bsky.social when I dreamed I loved to fly over my old paper routes or Gumby glide across town for cloud fluffy pancakes and coffee now with a few extra pounds and a flaccid uvula my wife is usually jabbing my kidneys before I get my snoring ass off the ground
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What beautiful feelings. PoemsAbout Friday magic!!!
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#SillySeptember #pranchet @daveashleypoet.bsky.social at dinner with andre we ordered pranchet but i said pranchit and he said pranchay his was served on an artsy dish removing the lid the steam itself from the demiglaze was heavenly mine came on a paper plate and a catsup bottle with a gooey cap
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#PoemsAbout #DesdLetters @thebrokenspine.co.uk An actual Facebook post from Bu Shi from 2015: once we deciphered messages in missing words we were kings and queens
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#PoemsAbout #DeadLetters @thebrokenspine.co.uk It helps to know Bu Shi is a muse/alter ego I created in the early 2010s to post haiku/senryu, it also helps to know they don’t use the lettters L and T, but the poem uses all of the other letters. Our pseudo relationship is sometimes contentious.
DUBIOUS BU

bu emerges from a crack underground
open hand punch
hammering an arc of misshapen force

nor misspoken nor misheard

was a bad poem worsened
by jagged end rhymes
before even being conceived

weaned on my screams and misgivings

bad karma broken casino spinner
dopamine miser sucking my money sac
receiving receiving receiving never giving back

aces queens and princes join voracious jokers

oversized zippers sever
spewing sacred sera in free mason jars
examined by hydrographic surveyors

bu says form precedes usage

do you agree
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#SomethingEveryday #Birmingham @sonnetsmith.bsky.social
bab I got no words for you
that wouldn’t be stolen
on your special day

my first thought
was Alabama
and Lynyrd Skynyrd
who was from Jacksonvile

my son says we live
in the Alabama of New Jersey
but to me that’s about an hour south

a friend recently wrote of Black Country
and I thought she meant Shaboozey

anyway that’s all I got
don’t get a cob on
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#SillySeptember #Verisim @daveashleypoet.bsky.social in a Verisim fugue bliss overwhelms my psychic ram i try reminding myself it isn’t real but words are static text is special characters I becomes & & pinch myself primary colored one winged butterflies exit the wound crawling back into cocoons
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#SomethingEveryday #SignLanguage @sonnetsmith.bsky.social I was indignant and outraged by Jantjie’s hand jive at the Mandela memorial in 2013 doubly so at myself when Mike McCready channeled Jimi Hendrix’s anthem and I said the interpreter should have played air guitar
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#SillySeptember #rongelled @daveashleypoet.bsky.social the rongel pit hadn’t been scrubbed in years but it reeked less than the uncouth crowd waving bloated fistfuls of cash at their favorite rongellers and jeered at broken down athletes who had once rongelled proudly but now flopped in the muck
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m imagining the sound of timpani as the raindrops plop…
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#SomethingEveryday #rhino #rhinoceros @sonnetsmith.bsky.social the saddle sores are a bitch but rhino jockey has to be the coolest job ever and best of all there’s probably no weight limit
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🤥 |{I}\_ 👠 I/ \ /_ \_
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John Chmura @johnchmura.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#SillySeptember #hoolicosm @daveashleypoet.bsky.social lucifer kept his wings and he was sent to hell! so why why were mine clipped when I was sent to rule the hoolicosm, like who would want to leave the 24/7 mosh pit?
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