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Chef for the Straw Hats @strawhatprince.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"I was raised Catholic and she's Mormon, so we can't get along." It's almost like all Catholics can't stand any other religion or denomination that isn't their own...

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Chef for the Straw Hats @strawhatprince.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"That's between my pussy and my husband." No, I will not be providing context

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Chef for the Straw Hats @strawhatprince.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Parental units who demand respect while simultaneously testing their children like garbage deserve to be kicked into the sun

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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The happiness of this girl after discovering that her dog, whom she had been trying to teach sign language for some time, has finally begun to understand her. [📹 erycadias22] Original post

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Chef for the Straw Hats @strawhatprince.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

When people cannot afford to feed themselves, we are already past hopeless

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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

𝓛𝓸𝓾𝓲𝓼𝓮 𝓡𝓾𝓶𝓲𝓪𝓷 Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia

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JourneyDude in Scotland @scottishinsider.org · 24/09/2026

This is absolutely brilliant!!! @spaceboycantlol cannot find them on Bsky, so here are their other socials. Job well done Instagram: @SpaceboyCantLol Facebook: SpaceboyCantLol Page

A four-panel webcomic by @SpaceboyCantLol depicting a job interview between a graphic designer and a hiring manager. Panel 1: A interviewer in a blue jacket and red cap looks over a resume and says, "Your graphic design work is great but you don't use AI for it." Panel 2: The interviewer sets the resume down and continues, "If you learn to use AI, we may be able to hire you". Panel 3: The blonde applicant leans in, smiles subtly, and says, "Listen here you lil' shit.." Panel 4: Close-up of the applicant's face leaning over the desk with glowing red eyes, causing the interviewer to recoil in terror and sweat profusely. The applicant finishes, "..AI itself learned from me first. Without my consent, credit or compensation".

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JourneyDude in Scotland @scottishinsider.org · 23/09/2026

This is simply HILARIOUS hahahahaha

A screenshot of a social media thread. The top post by "Actually Chloe" reads: "Serious question for the millennials... my older cousin said she used to 'burn' CDs for her crush. Like... with fire 🔥? Was that a ritual? Did it work? You guys were literally practicing witchcraft just to get a text back and I'm scared of y'all 💀 💿". Below it, a reply from "Jake Zel" reads: "The old magic will not be discussed with the children of new."

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Chef for the Straw Hats @strawhatprince.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Now that's good service! Took one sip of my water and the server came round with a pitcher to refill. New fine dining standard

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Chef for the Straw Hats @strawhatprince.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Chat, be honest. Have you ever farted in court?

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Chef for the Straw Hats @strawhatprince.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Can't a man carry a burrito in his pussy around here?

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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Anthony Howe is a kinetic sculptor who creates wind-driven sculptures resembling pulsing, alien creatures and vortices. This one is in downtown Montreal. Original post

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Chef for the Straw Hats @strawhatprince.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Maybe I'm naive, but I thought animals that are not service animals inside a restaurant was a universally known "no"

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Sanji's Serious Face (Taz Skylar)

ALT: Sanji's Serious Face (Taz Skylar)

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Chef for the Straw Hats @strawhatprince.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Such a magnificent woman. She did so much good for the world. She will be missed

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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Amen. #BookSky

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Chef for the Straw Hats @strawhatprince.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Addendum: some friends are also going through things. Get friends who can properly communicate to you when they have the energy to help

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Chef for the Straw Hats @strawhatprince.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

"You want a soda? Do you want Squirt? Or Mountain Dew?" "I'd love to make you Squirt while you Mountain Dew me?"

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Chef for the Straw Hats @strawhatprince.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

This post speaks to me on multiple levels

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Chef for the Straw Hats @strawhatprince.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Oh look! It's time for me to say FUCK AI again. Have a wonderfully non AI day!

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David Darmofal @daviddarmofal.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

The Nathan's hot dog eating contest is America at its worst. Joey Chestnut and a bunch of other moral degenerates shoving as much food in their mouth as they can as though it's a sport while children go hungry in this country. Repugnant.

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Chef for the Straw Hats @strawhatprince.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I am disappointed in this 250th celebration. How the hell are they going to keep him awake that late past his bedtime?

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Chef for the Straw Hats @strawhatprince.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Time for an irregularly scheduled, Everyone Deserves Food post

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Inish View @inishview.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

View from Five Finger Strand in Inishowen, Donegal.

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Chef for the Straw Hats @strawhatprince.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

The fact that Gordon Ramsey went from screaming at people over using microwaves to pushing out his own line of microwave foods that taste like cardboard, and then taking a contract with Uber Eats where he literally tells people not to cook and just order out? Oh. And the dog thing. Fuck him

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Chef for the Straw Hats @strawhatprince.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Waving the Christian flag and blasting Jesus music all around Pride... not a way to be a likable individual

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Chef for the Straw Hats @strawhatprince.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Happy Pride to anyone and everyone reading this!

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Nancy @plaintanjane.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Gonna try these soon — Blooming fried Japanese eggplant 🍆 Mix flour, cornstarch, salt, pepper, smoked paprika, & garlic powder. Add cold water, whisk till a smooth, thickish batter forms Dip each piece into batter, then dip in Panko crumbs Fry in hot oil until gold & crispy.

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Thomas I-G @thomasig.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Really, really, really object to any news corporations labelling people setting fire to cars, houses and attacking police as 'protesters'

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Decanter @decanter.com · 09/06/2026

This and “should we order another bottle?”

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thepoetofcuisine @thepoetofcuisine.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

to quote aristotle:

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Bat Terror @mattthr.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

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Chef for the Straw Hats @strawhatprince.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

If that green-haired idiot breaks my pantry one more time, I'm fileting my next batch of tuna with the Wado Ichimonji

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Chef for the Straw Hats @strawhatprince.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Out of the oven and into the stomach, thank you. Don't mind the mouth burns

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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

African wildcat experiences ice for the first time and has the most adorable surprised reaction you'll ever see

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Chef for the Straw Hats @strawhatprince.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Why do we hurt such a loving, living being? She's done nothing to deserve this

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Jeffrey Lambkin @mrmarkham.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Good evening (Secret Beach, OR; photo, Chas Shand)

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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

When octopuses are stressed, they retreat into hiding to avoid attention, showcasing their unique coping mechanisms in the ocean's depths.

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🇨🇦JOY 🇨🇦 @joycomes.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Nature at its best! I love this one! An octopus getting an UBER ride on a turtle!!🙂

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Chef for the Straw Hats @strawhatprince.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

What a catastrophic world we live in where children are expected to pay for their food in school. Where nourishment is apparently optional, if you can afford it. Everyone deserves food. Including, and most importantly, children.

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