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Strategic Tape Reserve

@strategictaper.bsky.social
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The Strategic Tape Reserve, based in the Penedès region of Catalonia, is a fully independent organization dedicated to the responsible dissemination of ferric cassette materials.

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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 1h
I’m also developing an LLM that will be a powerful, charismatic and unaccountable daddy-figure who will soon become sentient and punish the world for treating me unfairly.
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 6h
Sure!
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 6h
Yes
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 6h
Honestly, anyone except that spider
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 6h
Yeah, like in a cheese and corn sandwich
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 6h
And no, not the giant spider, but some of the nice ones that people actually like.
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 6h
I just hope some of the characters from Lord of the Rings make an appearance in those Beatles movies.
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 17h
An old man prompts AI “Make a hit song about my life” and AI creates a catchy anthem about a young man who dies horrifically in a factory accident. The old man thinks “didn’t work” and goes to bed. Next day someone from the machine building company where his son works arrives bearing terrible news.
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 22h
That’s probably worth exploring
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I once had a “chilli con carne” in a restaurant that was mostly chickpeas and cut up hotdogs and that experience has stayed with me, not at all because I enjoyed eating it, but also no to make fun of it, but because there was something genuinely magical and beautiful about it.
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
There’s something wonderful about bad food. Not unhealthy food, but food that’s just kind of crappy, like a sandwich with a piece of bland cheese and maybe pieces of corn. This has nothing to do with irony. It’s authentically human and even though it’s bad, we are very lucky to have it.
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
A musical instrument should always be a contraption. If it’s not a contraption, it’s probably not suitable for music making.
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Musical saws
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
That’s the one thing in music that really doesn’t make sense to me.
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It’s just my opinion, but I think if you hit a spring reverb, it should make a funny noise, not a scary one.
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
They used to have normal-sized desk concerts, but because of shrinkflation, we now pay the same price for a tiny one :(
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I think it’s nice that spoons get to be musical instruments, because I don’t think much of them otherwise. As far as tableware goes, they’re far inferior to forks and knives. But it’s fair that they have something.
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Peter J Woods @awasteofredmeat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Unfortunately always relevant
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
One big music scene I don’t see getting much attention is Warner Music Group. Lots of really professional artists who make music in all different styles, but what unites them is they’re basically all part of Warner Music Group. So that’s pretty cool.
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It completely goes without saying for everyone in the world that if AI becomes sentient or whatever, it’s going to be a real shit. Even the people who love it are like “Oh yeah, it’s going to be a total fucking dickhead”.
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Just like the synth!
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
“”I don’t like Roland,’ would ever say no band, A synth by Alesis, will ace your analysis”
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Here’s a little trick I use to remember how to pronounce the names of synthesizers correctly: “Use a Moog to write a fugue, But a Buchla will really touch ya”
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
While I’m not a big fan of streaming or novelty usb thumb drives, I think the all around worst music format ever is late night television. Nothing kills music like it being on TV after 11:00PM
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Third Kind Records @thirdkindrecords.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Listening party for the new Corvid One Cassette tonight at 8.30pm BST, straight after the tMLFs one which has already sold out blackpylon.bandcamp.com/album/three
blackpylon.bandcamp.com
THREE, by Corvid One Cassette
8 track album
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If Christmas music was any good, people would listen to it at other times of the year. People listen to Kraftwerk’s Tour de France whenever they like, not just during or around the annual race.
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Would it be so much trouble, Florian, to do a little B side listing the terminals? That’s all. There’s only two of them! It would make him so happy.
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Imagine poor Paul Schneider-Esleben, airport architect and father of Kraftwerk founder, seeing his son’s band make songs about all kinds of transport infrastructure: railway, highways, even spacelabs and bike races. But never airports. And then Eno comes and makes music about an airport he designed.
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Perfect
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Maybe held overhead by a junior apprentice.
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I wouldn’t try that with a boombox nowadays though. Airport security would have guns out before you could hit play.
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
People love to go on about Brian Eno, but here’s the thing: airports have been around since the early 20th century. Sure, he may have helped popularize them, especially among music fans, but he did not come up with the idea himself. He wasn’t even born when the first airport was built!
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I can’t imagine that any of us are so solipsistic that we expect to be entertained by music, like we’re some feudal warlord apt to become violent unless amused by a piping jester! We understand that music has functional purpose far wider than our insignificant individual selves.
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If someone produces a tractor and someone else produces a dub techno track I don’t think we should view the tractor dismissively because it’s “not art”. Both of those things, if used correctly, benefit society, so should really be understood as the same genre.
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Genre purism leads nowhere good in music
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Laid out the blueprint on day one and executed precisely. You have to respect that.
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Just FYI, it’s illegal to put a parental advisory sticker on an album in none of the lyrics are explicit. It might seem funny to you, put you are actually wasting parental resources, which is technically a criminal offence.
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Can’t argue with that
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yeah, there should never be reunion tours. Once you go, you’re gone. You want to come back, start something new.
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There were elements that I liked in parts of the first LCD soundsystem album and if they’d gone forward by replacing the singer with someone doing some cool French sprechgesang or, better still, shouting frankieteardroply in a made-up language, I honestly believe they could have been pretty good.
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If you don’t trust the internet, and you shouldn’t, you can always call the Strategic Tape Reserve by telephone and order tapes via an operator.
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Where else am I gonna learn about nutrition?
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Electronic music tip: If you have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, use whole wheat bread, not white. Nuts and whole grains combine to form a complete protein, which can help you stay healthy and make your muscles grow strong, which is what you need when you’re making your electronic music.
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thanks!
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No, that’s a good call.
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As the days get shorter and cooler, the annual anticipation builds for which we’ll see first, christmas music in the supermarkets or end-of-year lists.
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The big problem with a lot of art is that it’s not specifically about me. If the whole thing is predicated on the notion that other people also exist, well yeah, that’s going to be pretty hard to relate to.
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Next release! Rrill Bell - Deer Blind Dubs Recurrent assemblage of abstract field recordings made in (and also sometimes of) a wooden tower on the outskirts of Berlin. Out on tape and computer file on 06 November 2026.
Deer Blind Dubs square artwork by Rrill Bell
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That’s also a good idea!
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes
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