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@stranmansky.bsky.social
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Created in Ohio, educated in Michigan, refined and aged in Colorado. Exported to Portugal. Professional tech marketer by day, bourbon lover and semi-pro Portuguese wine aficionado the rest of the time. Cubs fan always.

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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 11h
I want a meteor to hit the stadium. But we can’t always get what we want.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 21h
The Meteor Series starts tomorrow. Hoping for a direct hit on the mound.
Screen shot of pitching matchup Game 1 for Los Angeles Dodgers vs. Milwaukee Brewers (i.e. The "Meteor Series" in hopes that a meteor wipes out both teams)
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 21h
Bluesky is the official sporps app!
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Holy shit does Sara Eisen suck.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Saved by a booty Roughing call
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Joey Tribbiani's 'How You Doin'?'
ALT: Joey Tribbiani's 'How You Doin'?'
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
😪 I want to be back in Brugge
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ew, god no, I’m not rooting for the White Sox.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Smashmouth politics.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
N-word has gotta be coming sometime in the next week or two. Just has to be. There's no way his oatmeal brain has that filter left.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Gotta protect his own
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Now I have Jesus Jones stuck in my head
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Seinfeld: Jerry's 'That's Gold!' Moment
ALT: Seinfeld: Jerry's 'That's Gold!' Moment
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Right, but why would you let facts get in the way of a work of fiction?
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I won't do that, but thanks anyway.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Am I supposed to use this for kindling or toilet paper?
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Until this week, I had never heard of Michael Tracey. Now I’m really pissed. I have to know who this motherfucker is. 
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Star Wars Emperor's 'Gooood' Moment
ALT: Star Wars Emperor's 'Gooood' Moment
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not me squealing like a little child. LOOK ATDAT FAAAAYCE
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just getting caught up… Oh, come on! Are you serious, Fathers?! 
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not a good half of football, #Bengals. Get your poop in a group and kick their asses in the 2nd half....especially if they're *trying* to give you the game!
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How many flags is that on Jax in the first 12 mins of this game? lol. #JaxVSCIN
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Isn't this more "burrito with an opening" than taco?
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Paying several million to Bryce Underwood too. (Yes, this is a joke. Abdul is awesome, but would be awesomer if he could also make some calls and get Tommy Carr a start)
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Still ready for Carr. Bryce underwhelms and this version of Michigan fucking sucks.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At least once per half Bryce does something inexplicably stupid.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
PICK SIX. #GoBlue
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is Gus Johnson going blind? Already completely whiffed on a run fake from Underwood and now missed a clear TD signal from the linesman while still screaming Gus-style about a fumble. Get a grip, man.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I thought we were gettin a *better* OC this season? Beck's O has been suuuuuper predictable. #GoBlue
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This would be fun to run with Hiter, Marshall, and Underwood. If Jason has the courage.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I never considered it either when I was playing navigator for my dad on road trips (with the same Road Atlas). But when I was older and on my own post-Internet-is-a-thing, MapQuest was like "take the next left. Yes, I know it's a fucking lake, but do it anyway. Trust me."
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The right way to do this
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mapquest used to insist I drive straight into Lake Michigan. Then I'd have to stop and ask someone for directions and hope they weren't just pulling my leg with their answers. Driving pre-GPS was wild.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's really annoying how #marketing Bsky is literally *only* about SEO/AEO. Because that's clearly all marketing is, right? JFC.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Unexpected by whom? Anyone with a pulse and 2 brain cells could see this coming.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In fairness, King of Juco (Eric) has also made high schoolers look like MLB All-Stars.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ja genau, when she's in Switzerland and/or Germany.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sew Carter onto his hip
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just got news that another friend passed peacefully this morning after a short battle with liver cancer. There's never enough time with the ones you care about. #FuckCancer
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Welp, guess I'm a Fathers fan till November.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Back in my day, we called these 'orgies.'
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm glad I was sound asleep for that shit show.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just another reason Jed's on my shit-list
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cubs did me dirty. Lost just enough to have to go on the road to the West Coast, which means 3am start times over here. Guess I'm just gonna sleep through their WC exit.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Alanis Morissette Sim Yes
Alt: Alanis Morissette Ironic, yes.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bungles
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay, next week we work on goal-to-go offense. JFC. #goblue
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Looooove
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Garbage ass playcalling. #goblue
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Underwood looks like a QB today. This is good news. #goblue
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