Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 11hI want a meteor to hit the stadium. But we can’t always get what we want. 020
Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 21hThe Meteor Series starts tomorrow. Hoping for a direct hit on the mound. 000
Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 10/10/2026static.klipy.comJoey Tribbiani's 'How You Doin'?'ALT: Joey Tribbiani's 'How You Doin'?' 010
Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 10/10/2026N-word has gotta be coming sometime in the next week or two. Just has to be. There's no way his oatmeal brain has that filter left. 010
Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comSeinfeld: Jerry's 'That's Gold!' MomentALT: Seinfeld: Jerry's 'That's Gold!' Moment 000
Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Right, but why would you let facts get in the way of a work of fiction? 010
Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Am I supposed to use this for kindling or toilet paper? 110
Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Until this week, I had never heard of Michael Tracey. Now I’m really pissed. I have to know who this motherfucker is.  100
Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comStar Wars Emperor's 'Gooood' MomentALT: Star Wars Emperor's 'Gooood' Moment 000
Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Not me squealing like a little child. LOOK ATDAT FAAAAYCE 000
Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just getting caught up… Oh, come on! Are you serious, Fathers?!  000
Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Not a good half of football, #Bengals. Get your poop in a group and kick their asses in the 2nd half....especially if they're *trying* to give you the game! 000
Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026How many flags is that on Jax in the first 12 mins of this game? lol. #JaxVSCIN 000
Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Paying several million to Bryce Underwood too. (Yes, this is a joke. Abdul is awesome, but would be awesomer if he could also make some calls and get Tommy Carr a start) 000
Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Still ready for Carr. Bryce underwhelms and this version of Michigan fucking sucks. 000
Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026At least once per half Bryce does something inexplicably stupid. 010
Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Is Gus Johnson going blind? Already completely whiffed on a run fake from Underwood and now missed a clear TD signal from the linesman while still screaming Gus-style about a fumble. Get a grip, man. 010
Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I thought we were gettin a *better* OC this season? Beck's O has been suuuuuper predictable. #GoBlue 000
Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This would be fun to run with Hiter, Marshall, and Underwood. If Jason has the courage. 011
Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I never considered it either when I was playing navigator for my dad on road trips (with the same Road Atlas). But when I was older and on my own post-Internet-is-a-thing, MapQuest was like "take the next left. Yes, I know it's a fucking lake, but do it anyway. Trust me." 020
Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Mapquest used to insist I drive straight into Lake Michigan. Then I'd have to stop and ask someone for directions and hope they weren't just pulling my leg with their answers. Driving pre-GPS was wild. 110
Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It's really annoying how #marketing Bsky is literally *only* about SEO/AEO. Because that's clearly all marketing is, right? JFC. 000
Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Unexpected by whom? Anyone with a pulse and 2 brain cells could see this coming. 000
Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026In fairness, King of Juco (Eric) has also made high schoolers look like MLB All-Stars. 000
Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Just got news that another friend passed peacefully this morning after a short battle with liver cancer. There's never enough time with the ones you care about. #FuckCancer 010
Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Cubs did me dirty. Lost just enough to have to go on the road to the West Coast, which means 3am start times over here. Guess I'm just gonna sleep through their WC exit. 100
Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comAlanis Morissette Sim YesAlt: Alanis Morissette Ironic, yes. 110
Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Okay, next week we work on goal-to-go offense. JFC. #goblue 010
Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Underwood looks like a QB today. This is good news. #goblue 010