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@stranmansky.bsky.social
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Created in Ohio, educated in Michigan, refined and aged in Colorado. Exported to Portugal. Professional tech marketer by day, bourbon lover and semi-pro Portuguese wine aficionado the rest of the time. Cubs fan always.

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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 14h
The Meteor Series starts tomorrow. Hoping for a direct hit on the mound.
Screen shot of pitching matchup Game 1 for Los Angeles Dodgers vs. Milwaukee Brewers (i.e. The "Meteor Series" in hopes that a meteor wipes out both teams)
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Holy shit does Sara Eisen suck.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ew, god no, I’m not rooting for the White Sox.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
N-word has gotta be coming sometime in the next week or two. Just has to be. There's no way his oatmeal brain has that filter left.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Until this week, I had never heard of Michael Tracey. Now I’m really pissed. I have to know who this motherfucker is. 
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just getting caught up… Oh, come on! Are you serious, Fathers?! 
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not a good half of football, #Bengals. Get your poop in a group and kick their asses in the 2nd half....especially if they're *trying* to give you the game!
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How many flags is that on Jax in the first 12 mins of this game? lol. #JaxVSCIN
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Paying several million to Bryce Underwood too. (Yes, this is a joke. Abdul is awesome, but would be awesomer if he could also make some calls and get Tommy Carr a start)
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Still ready for Carr. Bryce underwhelms and this version of Michigan fucking sucks.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At least once per half Bryce does something inexplicably stupid.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
PICK SIX. #GoBlue
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is Gus Johnson going blind? Already completely whiffed on a run fake from Underwood and now missed a clear TD signal from the linesman while still screaming Gus-style about a fumble. Get a grip, man.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I thought we were gettin a *better* OC this season? Beck's O has been suuuuuper predictable. #GoBlue
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This would be fun to run with Hiter, Marshall, and Underwood. If Jason has the courage.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's really annoying how #marketing Bsky is literally *only* about SEO/AEO. Because that's clearly all marketing is, right? JFC.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just got news that another friend passed peacefully this morning after a short battle with liver cancer. There's never enough time with the ones you care about. #FuckCancer
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Welp, guess I'm a Fathers fan till November.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Back in my day, we called these 'orgies.'
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bungles
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay, next week we work on goal-to-go offense. JFC. #goblue
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Garbage ass playcalling. #goblue
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Underwood looks like a QB today. This is good news. #goblue
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Literally the stupidest possible running the show
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There is something uniquely haunting and horrible about leaving a friend in the end stages of a battle with cancer and knowing it's the last time you'll see them. This is (only, fortunately) my second time, but unlikely to be the last. And I hate that. #fuckcancer
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Northwestern just needs a bloop and a blast and they’re right back in this thing.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I STG, if 90s fashion is coming back into style, then 90s music must make a full comeback too. Thems the rules. I don’t make them up.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“It’s soup season!” Homie, it’s 90-fucking degrees still. That soup had better be cold, frothy, and called “beer.”
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
LOL. O/U on torn ACLs? #ETTD www.nytimes.com/athletic/762...
nytimes.com
President Donald Trump to attend Tennessee-Texas football game Saturday, White House confirms (Gift Article)
The White House confirmed Trump's plans to attend Saturday's matchup between top-ranked Texas and No. 14 Tennessee at Neyland Stadium.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Holy shit what an embarrassment #GoBlue
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ready for a Tommy Carr appearance. #goblue
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The last 2 Ted Lasso episodes have pulled the show back from the brink. The first few were disappointing, the next okay. The latest two have been excellent and what the show has always been and been about.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m going for an MRI tomorrow for a potentially torn hip labrum and my sports med doctor today prescribed me some herbal supplement instead of painkillers. WTAF. 
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“We couldn’t use it because we no longer have a dog.” Might bell the funniest line in the history of TV. #tedlasso
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Make more shows like Slow Horses, you fucking cowards. Less than a year btwn seasons, fewer episodes, less waste, and INCREDIBLE acting.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don’t know if this is the best restaurant in the world, but it may just be my favorite. OMG, I was legit on the verge of tears when I finished.
The best bone marrow the world has ever known
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ken Burns will have work into the afterlife if he wanted to cover this piece of shit
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
HAIL
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My calendar says 9/8. Why are we talking about 9/11 already?
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Cubs gonna end up on the road for Wild Card round at this rate. Get your poop in a group, boys.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What happened to MLB dot com's 3D Gameday thing? That was kind of cool.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Braves are worthless
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ready for Tommy Carr.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Burn NBC’s CFB pregame show to the ground. An atrocity.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's insane how often I just randomly think about how much I miss Bourdain. Never met the guy, only know 1 person who has. But that is one celeb death that actually impacted me for some reason — apparently much more than I gave credit for.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Grabbed a milkshake from the fridge and hope all the boys don't show up in my yard. It's a total mess and not suitable for company yet.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This is legitimately insane and a bad omen for the future of NCAAFB www.espn.com/college-foot...
espn.com
College football's mad two-week scramble to land a transfer portal QB
Among the struggles? Finding yourself on a visit and another player takes your roster spot.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
As a Portugal resident, this part of the Cubs schedule suuuuuuuucks.
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Whatever happened to MLB dot com Gameday 3D?
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Sçott @stranmansky.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I know ESPN/ABC pays Eduardo plenty of $$. Dude can't hire a voice coach or something?
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