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Strandschaf

@strandschaf.bsky.social
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he/him; proud of my kids; Guardian reading, tofu eating wokeratus; LGBTQIA+ supporter; #fcknazis, #fckafd, #fcktrump; ✊ ÖPN✌️; generative AI vegan; no DMs w/o interaction; 🌍 🇪🇺 🇩🇪 🇺🇦

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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 4h
The EU is working on security measures. It would be an important step to ensure that we have the capability to act. We need a lot of reforms to be able to secure our future against the fascist wave from outside, but also on the inside.
theguardian.com
‘No more Viktor Orbán’: EU plans 15-year probation period for new member states | European Union | The Guardian
Enlargement commissioner Marta Kos outlines proposed safeguards to protect EU from undemocratic leaders
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 5h
Nazis selling out their countries. Nationalism isn't what it used to be, it's just fighting people with brown skin, whose land was taken. Nazis from other countries are welcome to rob the resources.
theguardian.com
‘They take our water, our soil’: protesters fight ‘foreignisation’ as Javier Milei encourages land sales in Argentina | Indigenous peoples | The Guardian
The country’s far-right president is courting billionaire investors by removing a block on foreign ownership of land and natural resources
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 6h
Putin has scored a full victory in an East German state by fuelling the Nazis. 🤬
theguardian.com
State parliament elects Germany’s first far-right speaker since second world war | Germany | The Guardian
Tobias Rausch secures role of president in Saxony-Anhalt after AfD’s election breakthrough
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 6h
It would, but only if there is much more commitment and not with the preferential treatment they had. We clearly saw that Brexit was imposed by old people on the young and that Scotland was overwhelmingly against it. Just like with Canada, despite Alberta being part of it. 😁
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 6h
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 6h
But maybe he meant this location with "garbage disposal":
Aerial picture of the federal ADX Florence Supermax prison. Superimposed is the text „Trump 2028“ and below „Make America Lawful Again" in white on a blue background. At the bottom „For an unlimited term with rooms for the royal family“.
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 6h
Same in nearly every decent country, and probably also in some blue states.
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 6h
There's a saying (I don't know by whom, so it defaults to Churchill). "America always does the right thing - after trying out all the wrong possibilities." So, the Clown in Chief will pass, but with AI it might be too late for the right thing.
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 6h
Right, improving the blockade, also over land would have had the most impact. Materials were always the weakest point. No wonder that the word 'Ersatz' is now used in other languages.
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 7h
Oh, that sounds tasty!😋
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 8h
Although I very rarely cook German, I *did* cook sauerkraut yesterday. To make it a real fashy modern superfood, I renamed it "German Kimchi".
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 8h
Right, don't take away our bread! 😂 ...and may I add: you also need at least chili, lime, and garlic. OK, it's Guacamole. 😋
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 8h
It didn't come out in the open, but there was a heated discussion in the UK about this, which the article by Fetchez La Vache describes. I didn't know about the Butt Report; quite interesting.
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 8h
Kenne ich, ich habe mit vielen Leuten darüber diskutiert. Auch wenn moralische Gründe nicht helfen, die aktuelle Durchführung in einem "zivilisierten" Staat überzeugt einige: Jahrelang im Todestrakt, immer wieder ein Termin, der manchmal erst wiederrufen wird, wenn man schon angeschnallt ist.
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 8h
🤣🤣🤣 "Slugs for Salt", brilliant.
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 8h
I *love* it!
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 8h
That could lead to a short in The Clown's head, followed by an electrical fire. He's probably running around, deciding whether it's Iran's fault or those of the "Dumocrats".
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 9h
Phew, at the first moment I read "Red Hatter Day", which is synonymous with "Bad Hatter Day".
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 15h
I don't know, is it a quiet piggy? We need a gag to keep him quiet and a cell as housing.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why is 🇺🇸 media not reporting on this 128 day Albanian protest of Kushner and Ivanka’s insane corruption?
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 16h
That's wrong! There aren't three 0.333 pieces!
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Obellix eating cake
YouTube video by gautham aravindan
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Jake Broe @realjakebroe.bsky.social · 23h
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 16h
If, for once, he wouldn't lie he says that he steps back.
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Barb McQuade @barbmcquade.bsky.social · 17h
It’s October and the neighbors are back with #SkeletonCrew. Strong start!
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 23h
I called my 92 year old grandmother last night to tell her Trump's poll numbers had fallen even further because I knew she’d be delighted. She giggled and said, “Did you hear that Jim Baker fucker died today too?”
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 18h
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 17h
What's it called Just transfer it to the new Trump Museum of Bordelo Owner Style.
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Carmen Harris🇿🇦 @carmenharris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Delusion: undefeated.
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 17h
Oh wow, planingale is only half of the name. What's the other half, 'cutei'?
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Benedict #FBPE 🇬🇧 🇪🇺FBR💙 #NAFO #FELLAS @cosmogalaxy.bsky.social · 21h
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 17h
Die Vertretung ist auch verbessert worden, z. B. ist in Georgia die Summe für Anwaltskosten AUF 2.500$ gedeckelt worden und ein Siebtel der Todeskandidaten ist aus dem Gefängnis entlassen worden; DNA hat da Wunder gewirkt. Das hat beim Umdenken mit geholfen, aber es ist noch ein langer Weg.
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 17h
Die Todesstrafe war der Grund, warum ich mich seit den Achtzigern angefangen habe mit den USA zu beschäftigen und mein Englisch zu verbesseren. Seitdem hat sich einiges verbessert: z. B. weniger Staaten und keine Todesstrafe für geistig Behinderte und Kinder.
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 18h
Pah, BIDEN foreclosures! Obama repressions! Roosevelt bankruptcies!
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 19h
Stimmt, der Sand knirscht so zwischen den Zähnen, wenn man die nicht gut wäscht.
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 19h
He banned the movie. He was more a Disney fan, which somehow makes sense...
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 19h
They got the Florsheim shoes, now they get the face colour.
Empty place on the sofa in the Oval Office. Now with a Florsheim shoe with the top half of Marco Rubio's body looking out. The face has an orange hue.
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 19h
I always start without history on Youtube and searched for "the great dictator charlie chaplin". I think that, without history, the algorithm looks for ads somehow related to the search. It showed me Alice Weidel. 😂
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 19h
Apparently he could be charming with women in personal contact, but I always thought that he was utterly ridiculous as an orator. Charlie Chaplin had him down to a 'T'. I just posted about that this morning. /2
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 19h
You can't see the orange face in the old black and white photos.
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 19h
Yep, one of her sister was the wife of Oswald Mosley, but another one was communist. I guess those were joyous Christmas celebrations in that family. 😂
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 19h
"We got to be acquainted with that wonderful man here at the German Days, and we will stick with him, even when we have to go to prison. Winifred was British, just like Unity Midford (or Natalie Harp, as she is known today; she is as mesmerised).
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 19h
Siegfried Wagner wasn't better, "„Wir lernten den herrlichen Mann hier bei den Deutschen Tagen kennen und halten treu zu ihm, wenn wir auch dabei ins Zuchthaus kommen sollten." /2
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 20h
"How has your life been different since that experience?" "I get to be on Fox News and tell of my homoerotic dreams!"
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 20h
Or you could use "RuSSia"? A completely unrel..., no related question, does Wagner still exist? After Richard was long dead, his family, especially Winifred adored Hitler and him in Bayreuth.
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 20h
Na, na! Es gibt durchaus Kasseler mit Schäufele! (2. von rechts)
Vier Frauen, ein Mann und ein Kind posieren mit Spaten und Schaufeln bei einem Spatenstich. Im Hintergrund ist ein Bagger und 3 große Banner mit den Aufschriften "Wohnen", "Kassel" und "Projekte".
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 20h
Also, the French invaders would have ridden on the right side of the street. I'm also missing the 93 knobs, or is it 94?
theguardian.com
Historians dispute Bayeux tapestry penis tally after lengthy debate | Bayeux tapestry | The Guardian
Two Bayeux scholars at loggerheads over whether dangling shape depicts dagger or the embroidery’s 94th phallus
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 20h
But, but, what about the sacrifice? It isn't easy to suppress yout glee when you drag a mother away who is waiting to pick up their child.
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 22h
In German it's 'Russland'.
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 22h
"How has your life been different since that experience?" "I'm allowed to spout my incel theories on Fox News and am planning to make a lot of money out of it."
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 22h
Never let them forget!
Two photos under the heading "A single photo can embody a war.

At the top a black and white picture of several screaming children running towards the camera. In the centre a 9-year-old naked girl, badly burnt by napalm. In the background, soldiers and a smoke-filled horizon. The inscription is "Vietnam War June 8th, 1972".

At the bottom an aerial photo of the dug-out graves of 175 young girls murdered in Iran through the bombing of an elementary school. Around the cemetery are droves of people. Below the text "Iran War, February 28th, 2026“
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