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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 17h

I had to modify the meme a bit. 😁

Map of the world with the title „How Canadians see the world“. Canada is labelled as „Canada“, the polar region is labelled „Polar bears“, the US as a crossed out „Friends with benefits“ and, beside that, in red „Ex wife“. The rest of the world is labelled „Friends“. The EU is painted pink and a head with cute big eyes above it looks towards Canada. Above it is the text "New Wife?" Canada and Greenland have been moved towards Europe.

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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Oh yes, he's the doctor and just ignores them...

Trump, looking lost, standing behind his desk while others in the background give first aid to a collapsed person. On the left side Melania Trump from behind, wearing a jacket with the text 'I really don't care, Do U?'.

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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

From "Well there's your problem": It shouldn't look like that.

Vessels in the strait of Hormuz near Bandar Abbas, Iran. UKMTO reported at least five incidents including drone strikes in the previous 48 hours. Photograph: Razieh Poudat/Reuters from https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/oct/14/container-ship-sinks-strait-of-hormuz-surge-iranian-attacks-iran-us-midterm-elections

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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Sir Brian also campaigned hard against fox hunting and the culling of badgers. 🦊🦡

A fox sniffs a flower. Photo by Roeselien Raimond.

A family of badgers (one parent, five children) under a tree.

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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Nobody is fully good or evil, and no people is either. I was reminded a few days ago that you can even be proud of what a politician does. Some Nazis called him a traitor for that. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kniefal... 2/2

Black-and-white photo of the German chancellor Willy Brandt kneeling before the monument to the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising

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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Wow! A statement by a MAGA and it's no lie! But the name will remain at least once and, of course, thousands of times in the Trump/Epstein files.

Garbage dump with various garbage. In the front is the damaged entrance to the Trump Tower in NYC. The golden text „Trump Tower“ above it is now „Trump Dump“ with Epstein's head in the middle. In the foreground are rusty barrels.

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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The Chester Zoo also offers guided tours. See if you can spot why they changed their booking website from the first to the second variant. My guess is to keep Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor and Trump away.

Screenshot from a website with the title "The Predator Tour". Below are the options "Adult Predator Tour - Tour only", "Child Predator Tour - Tour only", "Adult Predator Tour & Admission", "Child Predator Tour & Admission", and "Carer Predator Tour".

Screenshot from a website with the title "The Predator Tour". Below are the options "Adult Tour - Tour only", "Child Tour - Tour only", "Adult Tour & Admission", "Child Tour & Admission", and "Carer Tour".

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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Für mich gibt es nur eine schwimmende Insel, Neu-Lummerland. Da kann man nicht nur drauf gehen, das hat sogar eine Eisenbahnstrecke, nachdem es an Lummerland angedockt hat. Die beiden Bücher habe ich bestimmt mehr als zehnmal gelesen. 🧒

Foto aus der Fernsehserie der Augsburger Puppenkiste des Tücks Jim Knopf und Lukas der Lokomotivführer. Darauf ist Lukas und der Postbote mit seinem Postschiff vor dem Lummerländer Bahnhof. Sie schauen auf ein Paket.

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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Ha! I'm delighted! After I found out, with some tedious work, how to type Ea-nāṣir in cuneiform (𒂍𒀀𒈾𒍢𒅕), I put it into the search bar of 🦆🦆🚶and someone did the work on the search engine to understand it!

Screenshot from DuckDuckGo. In the search bar the name Ea-nāṣir is entered in cuneiform and the results show the Wikipedia page for Ea-nāṣir.

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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Egypt's el-Sisi has abolished democrarcy, like every good SI does. Itaians use 'si' daily for centuries, and German speaking countries watch all three Sissi movies every Christmas for 70 years. So, other countries are *way* ahead with SI. America must lead, thus 'ICE' will be renamed 'SSi'

Still photo of Magda Schneider from the movie "Sissi" as a princess.

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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

A year ago I found this meme somewhere, and I liked it. Then I upgraded it a bit, and then I thought the same about the Atlantic becoming smaller. 😁

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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Those evil Mexicans! First they don't pay for the wall, and now they don't change it to 'Si'!

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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I'm sure that he didn't meant anything R-rated! [I know, but 'hunch' and 'hump' are synonyms]

Still from the Disney movie "The Hunchback of Notre Dame" showing him hanging from the cross holding with one hand and the other hand stretched out. The photo of a pizza was pasted on this hand.

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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

But maybe he meant this location with "garbage disposal":

Aerial picture of the federal ADX Florence Supermax prison. Superimposed is the text „Trump 2028“ and below „Make America Lawful Again" in white on a blue background. At the bottom „For an unlimited term with rooms for the royal family“.

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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

He banned the movie. He was more a Disney fan, which somehow makes sense...

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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

They got the Florsheim shoes, now they get the face colour.

Empty place on the sofa in the Oval Office. Now with a Florsheim shoe with the top half of Marco Rubio's body looking out. The face has an orange hue.

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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Na, na! Es gibt durchaus Kasseler mit Schäufele! (2. von rechts)

Vier Frauen, ein Mann und ein Kind posieren mit Spaten und Schaufeln bei einem Spatenstich. Im Hintergrund ist ein Bagger und 3 große Banner mit den Aufschriften "Wohnen", "Kassel" und "Projekte".

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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Yes, be nice to squirrels. I posted a few weeks ago what happens if you don't want a squirrel... 😁

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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Der Rheinfall von "Schafhausen"?

Schafe auf der Hütte vor einer kleinen Hütte für sie.

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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Not really. They are vegetarians, so no humans on the menu.

Photo of a wētāpunga (deinacrida heteracantha) held in two hands. It is a very large cricket; too large to hold it in one.

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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I didn't make that for a loong time. 😋

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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You know who now has a beard, too? The blobfish! (I don't want to write the c-word)

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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

We love golf-playing visiting paedophiles. A while ago he was in Scotland for his golf course and got a great welcome. Among others by the late, great comedian Jane Godley. Even the police seem to agree.

Comedienne Jane Godley carrying a protest sign with the text „Trump is a cunt“ walking along a line of policemen. The first gives her a high five.

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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"[...] has been an important punishment - and deterrent - for most of human history, including America." I think I know what he's talking about, and who he wants to punish.

Scars of a whipped enslaved man from Mississippi, photo taken April 2, 1863, Baton Rouge, Louisiana, USA. Original caption: "Overseer Artayou Carrier whipped me. I was two months in bed sore from the whipping. My master come after I was whipped; he discharged the overseer. The very words of poor Peter, taken as he sat for his picture."

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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

And on the 26th day of the 7th month, the angel of the Lord came to Moses and said, "Tell your people that they should gather on the third day at the Mount of Olives, and God will reveal himself to you. /2

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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You have to play them this song!

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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The real American thing is the combination of wild temperature swings with hardly isolated houses there, but that might be better.🤪😡 I really would like to see the Indian Summer, though. I was twice in Boston but both times in the summer. You have to learn to let go. Ralph Ruthe, here as @ruthe.de.

Cartoon von Ralph Ruthe: Zwei anthropomorphisierte Bäume. Der linke, ohne Laub, sagt zum rechten, voll mit Laub, "Du musst lernen los zu lassen!" Unten steht "www.ruthe.de".

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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Before I scrolled down to the video I was expecting those ones... My kids trained me in detail on how to deduce from shaking them in the supermarket whether they contained a figurine.

A set of miniature figures from the Asterix comics.

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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Me too! I remember when I was taller than this tree. 😁

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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It's the same for me, but I mostly drink espresso anyway. If I drink tea, e.g., fresh mint, I use a tea sock? or tea egg. Or I make an Indian chai, where you combat the bitterness with loads of spices.

Net from cotton for tea leaves which can be hung inside of a jug with a coated wire to hold it.

Small metal container with holes in it in the form of an egg with a chain holding it. It is about 2 cm tall with 1 cm diameter.

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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Das sind ja unglaubliche Vorwürfe! Nachdem ich die Anweisung auf der linken Seite gefunden habe, habe ich dafür auch eine Kompromisslösung gemacht.

Sign with the text 'NOTICE' in a red oval; below is the text "Beards are cool", and below are two toilet roles. One with sheets hanging in front and in the back. On the front a face is drawn. The left side looks happy, and the right side sad. At the bottom is the text "Mullets are bad."

Sign with the text 'NOTICE' in a red oval; below is the text "What about bealets?" and below that a toilet role with sheets hanging in front and in the back. On the front a face is drawn. The left side looks happy, and the right side sad.

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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It's pretty horrible, from the occasional to longer periods of severe flooding. But also, you see people adapting, even having fun. I love the photo of the guy taking his treasured love on a boat ride, and am musing about the two guys *not* staring into their phones. What's wrong with them?

A man wading to hip-deep water in a street pushing a fridge, whose door is removed, with a woman sitting in it. Both are smiling.

Street with water up to the middle of the shin. In the background you see boarded-up shops and people standing/walking there. In the foreground are two park benches, with three persons standing or sitting on top of the backrest. Four of them are looking transfixed into their phones.

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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Good girls only can go to Himmel, Missouri, and the Deutschlandcard isn't valid there. I looked it up and it looks *very* lonely. Appropriately, there is only a cemetery there. So, you should rather let the bad girl run rampant. 😂

Satellite photo of Himmel, Pike Township, MO with many fields and in the middel Pullen Cemetery.

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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Das Kinoerlebnis war danach auch nie wieder das gleiche!

Kinoplakat für den Film "Raiders of the Lost Ark". Das 'Raiders' ist durch "Twixs" ersetzt.

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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm not sure. It's the correct thing to do, why should the kids suffer for the fuck up by the oldest? But I guess it's only a very small percentage of those who were young *and* going to university who voted for Brexit. They never were on their side.

Statistik with the title "Brexit Vote by Age": %Remain/Leave.
18-24: 75/25.
25-49: 56/44.
50-64: 44/56.
65+: 39/61.

Statistik with the title "Share of votes in the Brexit referendum of 2016 in the United Kingdom, by educational attainment": %Remain/Leave
Degree: 74/26.
Higher ed. below degree: 55/45.
A level or equivalent: 44/56.
O level/GSCE: 46/54.
No qualification: 35/65.

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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

We had Dell office laptops, too, and had absolutely *no* problems with them. Three fans blowing air from three sides was all I needed to keep mine running in the summer. A colleague of mine, who was tinkering with building his own amplifier, put his on a spare heat sink: worked fine!

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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

He earned them. Look what else I found in my investigations over the centuries! I couldn't find one from the Punic War or the War of the Roses, though, but I have one of the special Nobel Prize they made for him.

Marshall Trump makes a historic deal at the Congress of Vienna in 1815.

B⁄W picture of the signers of the cease fire in WWI in front of the railway car in the forest of Compiegne. One face is painted orange.

Photo of the conference of Yalta with Churchill, Roosevelt, and Stalin. Roosevelt's head is replaced by Trump's with a crazy face.

Nobel Prize medal but with Jeffrey Epstein's head and the text 'Where are the Epstein files?'

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