iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

I do pay a little extra for the hand-holding tier It works out as less expensive and more efficient than bothering lawyers and accountants with things that are below their level but above my head when I first encounter them

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I love the payroll company I use in the US Every time, I get nervous. Revert to North Carolina accent. Say things like “do you have some kind of add on that keeps track of numbers things that aren’t payroll?” Then I apologize and explain that I write about non-business subjects They’re patient

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With a little more executive function, the past two days could have each been half at my desk and half on my feet Alas…

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Chelsea G. Summers @chelseagsummers.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

My orbs were titillated I injected nothing balsamic Only thoughts and opinions But I suppose some of those could be considered tart, sweet, or simultaneously both

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Anyway preorder this new edition of Fanny Hill with a forward by me and a conversation with @stoya.bsky.social. It'll titillate your twin orbs and perhaps induce a balsamic injection.

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Chelsea G. Summers @chelseagsummers.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Reminder that Fanny Hill was banned, litigated, expurgated, rereleased, banned, litigated, edited, rereleased, banned in the UK, banned in the US, litigated, rereleased, and now faces potential bans again. All this for a book with no expletives and espouses a clearly capitalist bourgeoise agenda.

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Jessica Stoya @stoya.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

After a ten hour workday, which included makeup and also bits of cleaning during slim chunks of down time which would otherwise have been wasted I need to remove the makeup (Which includes primer, light foundation and powder, and mascara) Why didn’t I train Pixelcat how to help with this?

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Wanly Made Mailman @basicchunnel.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

“Anything that has a new smell may have a mouse in it” - ancient cat proverb

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This cat is precious Widget does not care whether I am in a sit-able position at all Unless I have a new-to-him smell Because he is a happy little pillow on the corner of the couch or bed There’s almost always an outlier

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Pixel’s favorite parts of the day are when I am sitting at my desk or laying in bed

The top of an orange tabby cat’s head with quite luxurious whiskers projecting upwards and outwards

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Meanwhile, any time I change something in my hygiene routine that involves a new scent, I become the most interesting thing in the home to Widget

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Jessica Stoya @stoya.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Somebody gave me a sample of this incredible moisturizer and it is truly incredible but it also smells like if there were some coconut flavored medicine in a way similar to the cherry flavored cough syrup of millennial youth

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That time I did a whole chapter of my book in rhubarb voice because the producer of the audiobook was the producer of Life With Althaar and then the publisher refused for multiple years to acknowledge that audiobook sales should be accounted for and paid out according to contract

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Jessica Stoya @stoya.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

After a few weeks of trying (in several contexts) to get at the mats with all three combs Widget took care of them himself The hairball he horked up after was god-level

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Jessica Stoya @stoya.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Ok, yes, I understand we’re saying “gotovo” because the game is finished and Serbia lost But It is very important to me to understand the details of why it is “gotovo” with an “o” when “game” is “igra” so it seems like it should be “gotova” with an “a”

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Jessica Stoya @stoya.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Have I been sneezing for a week and a half because I’m not taking enough antihistamines? Or because I’m having a side effect to the antihistamines?

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The cats are obsessed with, at the age of 12-14, a catnip ball in a rawhide strip cage. Whatever makes them happy and gets them moving.

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Woooooo—we have overwhelmed him with both options and care Thank you all I am blessed to be a part of this world

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Really The friend was like “omg thank you so much for the effort” And I was like “bro—I am me and bluesky is bluesky”

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