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Imperial Dan

@stormtrooperdan.bsky.social
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Anti Maga. Very, very anti Maga. Trump is a piece of shit.

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
My city is so poor, they have to let you know what roads work.
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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Making homemade pizza is wonderful. And the journey of learning is a pretty fun and tasty journey.
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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
People like to post pics of food they made. Here's an awesome homemade supper.
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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
If God sent us a lifeline, it is most certainly dogs.
Cute Morkie dog
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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Picture of a Morkie dog
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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Out with the pack today, smelling the news and rolling in the grass. My 9th day being sick. Dr only ruled out strep. 3 miles from home and I thought my body was ready for a 10 mile walk. I was wrong. The dog wants the full 10 miles though.
Doggy walk!
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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I love cooking with dog. She doesn't help much but the company is great!
Dog sitting in kitchen helping the cook.
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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
If you're making homemade pizza, here is a secret. Nutritional yeast and diastatic malt powder will help make your crust restaurant quality. Be it deep dish, pizza stone or whatever.
Homemade pizza
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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I see people post pics of what they cook. Here's what I made today.
Detroit style pizza and stone baked pizza.
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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Here's a fun stressful thing! (Stressful because she looks at other dogs instead of the road when she drives)
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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I think my weather controlling machine is broken. I can only get the heavy rain to a sprinkle. Can anyone help troubleshoot my democrat weather controlling machine so I can get a sunny day? This is the shit Republicans actually believe.
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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Why spend money on a gym when you could get a beautiful dog to keep you in shape? This little 8 lb dude can walk more than 5 miles at once. And runs when I run. And a 5 mile daily walk keeps a person (and a dog) in excellent shape!
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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Plus they are mad that he took PeeWees bike. Double whammy.
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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I had issues starting out, ended up doing stuff nobody else did. Started with smoking pipes (stoneware is a nice description for a pipe), learned how to throw tiny on the wheel then also sold miniatures. Kind of depends on your market if it is conservative enough to do pipes though.
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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Wasn't he the guy who stole Pee Wees bike before he grew a beard?
Guy who stole Pee Wee Herman's bike
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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Same, even when my dog can hardly keep her eyes open because she's so tired, she is laying next to me when I cook.
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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I could never ever ever go an entire week without my dog!!
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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Dogs rule! I'd do the same!
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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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