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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It's amazing how awesome tv is when you've got the remote in your hand to shut it off so you can go to bed. It doesn't matter what's on, but it's the coolest show ever.

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The cool thing about ice cream. If you make too much, you can always freeze the rest.

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Doom scroll break. If you make homemade ice cream and have knowledge doing cereals, go get a box of strawberry frosted flakes. Don't add any other powders, flavorings, extracts or anything. Just your base. It makes the ultimate cereal ice cream.

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Google says it's following orders by renaming. So, Google, when donny dumbfuck gets voter info and asks to use tracking services to track down and camp everyone who didn't vote for him, will that also be 'following orders '?

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

How a country that is ran by a bunch of spinless cowards in ties acts so tough is beyond me.

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

It's crazy how Republicans tout religion yet they break all 10 commandments before breakfast everyday.

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

If you do the exact opposite of a republican, you will be known as a saint.

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Pricker season is coming up! Keep an eye on your dog and be sure to carry it across pricker landmines! If your dog gets one in its paw, it will try and walk through the pain as it doesn't want the walk to be interrupted. So keep an eye out for your best friend!

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

They way they treat Fauci taught us what we already know. Never ever help a republican. Even if they crash into a brick wall going 130 mph. If you help and even save lives, you will be sued.

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Live your life like you're going to start a metal band when you're 95.

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I'm not good with taxes. What's the tax form number to stop paying taxes since the money goes to killing innocent people and I don't want to be part of that?

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I've decided to buy a hat I was shopping for a month ago. It was 20 bucks. It is now 28 bucks. I won't buy it now. And the price will never come down. This is the unfortunate new norm. I don't see how the world will ever bounce back from this evil.

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I discriminate against rich people. If you are rich, how can you live with yourself with so many people in the world who are starving?? If there is just one starving person in the world, there shouldn't be a single rich person. Money. Is. The. Root. Of. All. Evil.

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Live life like millions of good people won't cheer when you are done with it.

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I enjoy a shake or malt from time to time but don't enjoy the price. So I went on a do it at home. I couldn't find an ice cream I liked to make a good shake, so I started making my own. And it really isn't much cheaper But now I can have a homemade cheesecake cotton candy shake. Can't buy that!

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

If there is a heaven, I can guarantee there isn't a single billionaire there.

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I can't tell you the answers to life. But I can tell you that if you live your life in such a way that millions of good people are happy when you leave this world, you are more than likely doing something wrong.

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I miss the days when I had a government that didn't want to mug me in a dark alley.

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

It's 93 but it feels like 94. WTH really? I'd like to meet the human who can tell the difference between 93 and 94.

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I will never understand humans fascination with fireworks. It just seems primitive and needed by those with a very low IQ. Those who light them in the city have zero compassion for anyone else and only wish to entertain the five brain cells they have left. My dog told me this today.

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Money is the root of all evil. If you are not rich with money, you have tons to be thankful for as your riches are much more than money could ever buy.

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

My high school punk band had more people than Trump's fair.

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

If you are one of these people who light a firecracker that shakes the neighborhood once every hour, you really need to fuck the fuck right off. Luckily our neighborhood bitch lost half of his hand today trying to light one before he ran back inside to hide.

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

We really need a 2026 version of the band Dead Kennedys.

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I had McDonald's today. How the hell do people eat this crap??

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Thank you Obama for 8 years of drama free service. Thank you for not tweeting bs every night at 3am. Thank you for not attacking the capitol. Thank you for not tearing apart the White House. Thank you for not trying to start a civil war. Thank you for being a normal human being.

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

I wish we had a grown up for a president.

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Everything Irie today. Besides the fucked up gov.

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Wow Trumpiggy, someone made you doing something on AI and you reposted it. But shouldn't the White House have you on finger paints instead of a phone? And maybe Tball since you suck at golf so much?

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

When this world has had enough and the poor eat the rich, I hope I'm around to see how many people prefer catsup over ketchup.

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

A hard drive I bought a little over 2 years ago was 330 bucks. The same exact drive today is 619 bucks. Just let that sink in. Maga, do you really believe we are winning, you pathetic fucks?

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Who dreams of ballrooms? 5 year old girls. And the president of the USA. Not many other people than that!

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

The thief will get his ballroom and the thief will charge 1 billion and the thief won't pay the people to build it and the thief will pocket the money and the thief will be 1 billion richer. That's the way thieves work. I will never comprehend how America got a thief for a president.

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

I plan to sell a car. It's worth about 4 grand. But if I fill up the gas tank now and wait a year, I'll probably get 14 grand for it.

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

I wish the temp would stay under 40 all summer long. If you own an electric comforter, you know what I'm talking about!

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

I'm starting to think Russia will soon be called New Ukraine. That makes me happy. And I bet it makes most citizens of Russia happy as well. I highly doubt most of them like Putin. It's more than likely compared to how Americans feel about trump.

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

My city is so poor, they have to let you know what roads work.

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Making homemade pizza is wonderful. And the journey of learning is a pretty fun and tasty journey.

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

People like to post pics of food they made. Here's an awesome homemade supper.

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

If God sent us a lifeline, it is most certainly dogs.

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Over 90 percent of air conditioner accidents involve an air conditioner

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I'm sorry but not sorry but any breakfast item that says part of a nutritional breakfast should not say part of a nutritional breakfast.

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

What's the worst part of my job? Showing up. Best part? Leaving.

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

So is the Pres going to fake this shit more often? What a fucking loser. Just when you think the idiot couldn't get anymore stupid than he is, a new day starts and his stupidity doubles.

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Red Lobster Boil. If I cooked that for friends, I'd throw it away, apologize to my friends but say it just didn't turn out and I'd order pizza. If you haven't tried a Red Lobster boil.....don't.

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Still got an Amazon habit? That's cool. You know tons of people get roach infestations from Amazon deliveries, right? But it's cool. All that needs to happen is to throw a circus tent over your house and let the pros spray poison on everything you own.

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Think things were better in your day? Maybe you saw the Dead in the 70s. Hip to be square in the 80s. Soundgarden in the 90s. If Led Zeppelin was a garage band today, they'd never get a record label. That is a depressing thought. So. Yeah. You're god damn right things were better in your day.

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

BREAKING. Amazon to start shipping Borax for roach infestations from their shipments while denying their boxes contain roaches. That's a joke. But the part that isn't a joke is people get roaches in their homes all the time from Amazon boxes. Isn't it about time to shop elsewhere?

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Imperial Dan @stormtrooperdan.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Only thing more stupid then trump? Ok. If my shit took a shit and that shit married someone elses shit that took a shit and they had a shit kid and that shit kid took a shit....that final piece of shit just maybe almost might be more stupid than trump.

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